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If there's one thing my buddy Matt likes to it's come over and shoot my shotgun. I live out in the middle of nowhere pretty much and you can almost just walk out of my house and start blasting. Being a good marine (and a good friend), he always cleans the gun after shooting it. Last time we went out shooting though, he didn't get a chance to. Much to my surprise, the other day he show up at the house in the middle of the day, in his cammies. Turns out he's on lunch break, and he has some extra time to spare cuz they're about to go out to the field for a few days so his commander was going easy on them. So, he came over to clean the shotgun (and shoot the shit) while he had time. Like I said: good friend. Oh yeah, if there's one other thing he loves besides shooting my shotgun, it's being naked at y house. he loves coming over, because I don't make him wear clothes. He hates wearing clothes. Not wanting to get any crap on his uniform, the simple easy solution was for him to just take them off. Which he did. This is why I try to keep my camera charged at all times. Like I said, he loves to be naked, so I'm used to that. What too me by surprise was when he started playing with himself. He must've been horny as fuck, because it didn't take him but a minute to get his rocks off. You'll love watching him do it though...he has a dick that I can only describe as 'amazing'.

My three favorite guys are back in a seriously hot video. Dan, Chris, and Ray are best friends in the barracks. Dan and chris are actually roommates in the barracks (or were, Chris and Dan have both since gotten out of the Corps and are civilians, Dan will be out in a month or so...this is the problems with being buds with marines, they all leave), Ray lives/lived next door. All three of them are just totally nuts and lots of fun to hang out with.

You could also consider this movie to be "Naked Jock Part 2". Jock's out of the tub and hanging out in the kitchen with his cock hanging out, to the amusement and consternation of his buddy, who at once is cool with everything and also not all that thrilled about having cock in his face since Jock loves being naked an won't put his pants on. He's a really funny guy, and it helps to know that most of his scorn is actually just him pretending to be bothered by it for comedic effect. I personally think it's funny as hell. He wants to see Jock's tatts closer, but wants Jock to cover his junk first. Jock takes us on a guided tour of his tatts, including the new one he just got, "Dying to live." If you look close you can tell that when he got it it was misspelled "Dieing to live"; he had it corrected the next day and the whole tatt is really just a few days old. Later in the bathroom Jock has put wet toilet paper over his dick which makes for a sort of fig leaf effect. This satisfies his buddy for a moment but he then can't pass up the chance to hit Jock in the dick and it falls off when Jock collapses in pain. It hurts but it's hilarious at the same time. While Jock's sitting on the side of the tub recovering his buddy taunts him that hitting him in the dick was the best thing he'd done all day. Then, much to my surprise my buddy Q shows up. He'd just got married and I had got trashed at the reception just a few days before. Jock and Q were buds from way back when they were in the same barracks at their last station, but hadn't ever run into each other out here, despite both being close friends of mine as you'll see in the next scene. Q is also one of my buddies that can't keep his pants on either, so I knew it wouldn't be a big deal when he found Jock running around naked. In true form Q drops trou and starts walking around with nothing but his cowboy hat on. The guys end up in my office, because they want to see the tape I'm downloading, which is of Jock and his buddy play-fighting earlier in the afternoon. I wish I could show you guys that video but I can't, what you'd see is Jock and his buddy rolling around on the floor wrestling, then hitting each other in the face to show how tough they were, and ironically to show how good of friends they were. They were really drunk and Unfortunately they went too far, and Jock ended up splitting his buddy's eye wide open, blood wet everywhere. You get to see and hear a naked Jock explain how it all went down. the funny thing is they were both happy about it, they both thought it was cool, Jock especially liked having blood on his tattoos. Yeah go figure but you got to love these guys, they are true alpha males. The part of this video that really makes me smile is when they're both sitting there stark naked arguing over who is the better friend and who's known me longer. Hey guys you're both great friends! Then, just because we can, we go out naked shooting with the shotgun. It's great to watch these guys with their cocks flopping around in the outdoors, and they both have a great time shooting off a few rounds. Unfortunately the sun is about to go down, and so the video naturally fades out of its own accord.

This video is actually a continuation of Buzzcut 2. Zack has just got done giving Jack a really terrible buzzcut. We all told Jack at the time it was fine but really...it's a good thing Jack didn't have any kind of inspection the next day (not that he would, unlike most of the guys on this site Jack is a former marine). When this was taped Jack had been out of the brig for about 7 days, and he was enjoying the hell out of his freedom. It was a hot, hot summers day and an overworked fuse blew on the cooler so it was a sauna in my house but we were there to fix it up and I was only going to be there for a few days so we had to make the best of it. It's hard enough for Jack to keep his clothes on in the best of circumstances, but having just got a naked buzzcut and facing a hard job in a hot house, he decided there was no point to putting any pants on and I did not encourage him to. You might well be noticing at this point: "That Jack, he sure does a lot of painting." Like I said, he had just got out of the brig and a brother needed some cash, and a year of crazy parties had taken its toll on both houses so I needed a lot of painting done. It didn't hurt at all that Jack likes to paint naked so he doesn't fuck up his clothes. Only this time Zack is there with him. Now in the video Zack's Back we saw the aftermath of a particular mistake that Zack namely that he moved in with some stripper in Reno and when she kicked him out he showed up at my house, just in time for a party. Since he needed a place to stay I let him hang out at the desert pad Knowing Zack, I'm actually shocked that he had his clothes on at all, he usually out of them faster than anybody. Back when he lived with e we used to just hang around the house naked cuz there was no point in putting clothes on when it was just us. Eventually the heat caught up with him and Jack and I were both like, what are you of all people doing with your clothes on?! These two are totally comfortable naked around each other and this video is just the bullshitting while they do their work. At the end they crack beers and hang out in the doorway...almost outside and totally where anyone could see them if there was anyone there to look. It's hot to watch these two bros chill together with their dicks out like it ain't nothing but a thing.

So, this is a video I recorded two and half years ago, right before the end. It sucked to have to put it on the shelf, because it's such a hot video. It's the last one with Nick, who was the Marine who got popped in the 29 Palms Marine Porn Scandal, and James who was a sergeant getting out of the USMC so I got him to let me tape him in uniform. It was going to be the very next video I released but before I got the chance, Nick called me up and told me that he had got busted by his command. So you didn't get to see James (who I was trying to pass off as a 'Mystery Marine', but it was James) jack Nick off with a fleshjack. that's why he has his cover on indoors, BTW. It's just as well, I'm not sure we were fooling anyone. Amazingly, this is the first time Nick and James had met, amazingly since they had both been over many times before, taking advantage of the loose morals of my jerk-off couch separately but never together. In the banter at that beginning you can hear us decide that the Marines that comes over and jerk off to porn on my couch should be called "Friends of the Couch". Nick and James are definitely friends of the couch, and became good friends over their shared love of the Fleshjack that day. This is actually the companion video to a video that got released and the pulled because of the scandal, Mystery Marine Blowjay. Like I said, the Mystery Marine is actually James, who is no longer a sergeant so I don't have to worry about it anymore. Nick actually was the cameraman for some of that one. I have to say it was really hot to know my buddy Nick was watching me suck a huge cock. Well it got him all turned on because then he wanted to pop in a porn and rub one out himself. And having seen James get a dick-licking from me he knew that James wouldn't mind giving him a helping hand. Turns out he enjoyed that helping hand even more than he thought, you will love watching him with a shit-eating grin on his face as his new buddy James takes care of him with my fleshjack. He gets into more and more, draping his legs over James so he can get in closer. It's so hot, and then Nick finally busts a huge, gooey load, and then sits there naked next to his new buddy enjoying the feeling of having just got off. Then he finishes up with a shower, as he and his new buddy talk about typical Marine shit as James. Nick askes if he can take a leak in the shower, and I'm like "Duh". Enjoy!

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

I was hanging out with my bros Caleb and Keith and Caleb's place—actually Nikki's place where Caleb has been renting a room since he got out a few months ago. Nikki has a nice garage where Caleb keeps his bikes, and we were doing that dude thing where we all hang out chill while our buddy works on his shit. Both these dudes are basically nudists, so when it came to doing a messy job with some engines, the easiest way to keep their clothes clean was to not be wearing any. It's a good thing, too, cuz the both of them got in the grease and had to jump in the shower together. Keith pisses and Caleb watches him, Caleb scrubs Keith's back. It's a good time :)

Back from the dead from a restored hard derive, it's Part 2 of this chill night with buds Caleb and Keith, I met them when they were both still in the Corps but they're out now, Caleb very obviously so. Like an only-recently cultivated plant, as soon as he was out he reverted straight back to his wild roots. Lucky for me, he stayed in town for a minute, staying at our mutual friend Nikki's house, so we all got to hang out for a while before he took off to find his post-USMC fortune. I will fucking miss Caleb.

Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hang out a lot together, all three of us. A better, more loyal set of best friends you'll never find. I love these guys. Their ginger buddy William I don't know as well but he was cool, too. He was a fellow Marine from Zed's shop, married, just had a kid. Totally cool with peepin' his buddies' asses getting tattooed. Because they're best friends, Zed and Neo decided to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. Neo decided to get a top hat. Because he's an ass-hat, get it? I mean not really, he's actually cool AF, almost all of the time. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. Zed's buddy William was all about watching the proceedings. He even helped by videoing with his own camera, I like to think that he watches his own videos sometimes at night when the wife's asleep. Who knows.

So Randy and I had reason to head down the hill to grab a part for his vehicle, and he was feeling particularly horny...and we had been talking about how much fun it was to go naked driving, and I had a pretty good idea that I'd be able to talk him into it. As it turns out, I didn't have to talk him into anything, not even jerking off while we were riding down the highway. He was charged up and ready to go, and so was my new GoPro which I told him I wanted to test out. Off we went, with his dog Roxy with us the whole time in the back seat. It was a hot day, with the sun beating down, so Randy decided to start off as close to naked as he could get and still be legal to walk around outside—in his Silkies. We stopped at a car wash first and he gave his car a rinse...all of it live on my private snaps. On the way down, Randy smoked a cigarette, and started playing with himself, leading me to remind him that he said he wanted to get naked. Sure nuff soon as we were out of town, the Silkies came off. He put his shoes back on though, so he's 'nekkid', not 'naked'. Drivin along passing people, he worried for a minute that people were going to get a view. As hot as that would be, people really can't see in that low, even in a tall SUV. Little did those people know that when they looked over and saw a dude taping his shirtless buddy, his buddy wasn't just shirtless. Trucks might be able to see in, but they've seen so much worse, no trucker is gonna give two fucks about what we're doing. I was just happy I got his Silkies off, but the excitement of it all got to him and he said he wanted to jerk off too but he hasn't fapped in a week so it gonna be a "fat fuckin' load". Not a problem, brother. Such a huge load that he's a little concerned the shirt he was wearing which he plans to use as a cum towel won't be able to soak it all up. I convinced him that no one cared. Randy Jokes that he has to pick his dad up the next day and his dad is gonna complain about the sex smell. I said we got Febreeze so no worries. Then we get on the highway, and the sexual tension of being fee on the road nd not having jerked it in so long becomes too much to bear. With cars passing by in the very next lane, his cock instantly comes to attention. You can see how much he's enjoying this new experience, as he mouths "This is so hot" as we drive down the road. In far too short a time (can you blame him, the situation is so hot it's overwhelming) his pace quickens and he bust a HUGE load, one of the biggest ever on MSB. I think only Mark has ever spurted out more hot cum than Randy. He wasn't wrong either, thick ropey puddles of it are everywhere. He says "I think I got my ear!" and "That was the best orgasm ever." And you get to watch. His girlfriend called right afterwards, too, lol. Unfortunately, as much fun as we were having, we had a schedule to keep, so Randy pulled over and put his Silkies back on so we could head to our buddy's place and get his oil changed. That video is coming soon! Best line of the whole trip: "Oh yeah, it definitely smells like jizz in my car."

So I've been sitting on this one for a minute, waiting for Caleb to get out of the Corps (you'll notice we're talking about him going on Xmas leave in a few weeks in the video). Caleb is a tall Marine with a big dick...doesn't start out that way but this kid is the definition of a grower cuz it gets huge. He's hot a killer personality that I'm sure will serve him well in the outside world, good luck brother! Oh yeah, if you're a fan of the guys pissing, he does that twice, and also spurts a huge load.
 

 

 

If I have a favorite spot to hang out in the desert, it's got to be the abandoned mine outside of town. you've seen it before in some videos with Zack. It's far enough out of town that no one's going to bother you while you're out there, and yet it's totally accesible even if you don't have a 4-wheel drive. Lots of people must think the same thing, because the area is littered with about a ton of crap that people have dropped off and then shot at. I have to admit that I think it sucks that people dump their shit out there, because otherwise the view up on that hill is amazing and it would be a beautiful place to enjoy nature. But the shit's there, and if it's there, we might as well shoot at it. Naked. Both me and my buddy were feeling some stress one Saturday afternoon, me from work and him from his girl, who he'd just had a very frustrating conversation with. He and I generally have the same solution for frustration...get out the shotties and blow some holes in some shit. So we went back to the mines. Well, mine, anyway. The first thing we noticed was that someone had left a who truck there, so immediately we knew what we'd be expending our ammo on. The second thing we noticed was that we were wearing too many clothes. That's right, both of us this time. Matt was always having all the fun, but I like to run around naked just as much as he does. We're about as tight as bros as you can imagine and we're both totally comfortable letting it all hang out in front of each other, and we both fucking hate wearing clothes, almost as much as we love shooting stuff with out shotguns. Now I realize that some of you may not enjoy the violence and gunplay. But that's what straight military guys like to do...they like to shoot shit and fuck girls. And drink beer. So we blew the shit out of this truck, basically. I have to say it was amazing being out there in the open desert, the weather was about perfect and it felt great to hike the rather long way from Matt's truck down the hill to the target vehicle. I love being naked out in the open, far away from safety. Occasionally Matt would hear a noise and worry that someone was coming, until I reminded him, "Let them come, we have shotguns--what are they gonna do?" Run, probably. You can tell in this video how tight Matt and I are and how chill we are around each other. We climbed all over that truck naked, threw stuff up in the air for each other to get shot (that's my old graphics tablet that stopped working that I can't seem to hit), and generally had a great time. WARNING: Matt shoots a lizard and then finishes it off with a rock. I'm pretty sure that's the first time that's ever been featured in porn. With all our rounds gone it was time to head home. Matt couldn't resist climbing over the mine a bit, and taking a piss off the side, at least until we saw the huge swarm of termites. We said "gross" and bailed.

Steve is married to a friend of mine. It was at their house that Mark and George and the gang were playing naked beer pong 2 weeks back. When he heard how much fun we like to have running around naked out in the desert, naturally he wanted to join in the fun. So we packed my Mossberg in the Jeep and headed out to the desert for a little target practice. Now despite his fair features Steve is a country boy who likes to have fun the traditional American way, out in the country on his bike or quad huntin' fishin' and the like. And like any good red-blooded American Marine he knows how to disassemble and field-strip a weapon, which is good because Mossy has been getting a fair bit of use recently and had jammed up pretty good. I love my shottie but Steve wasn't of the same opinion, as it was a complicated gun to disassemble; he kept proclaiming that his own was so much easier to work with that I asked him what kind he had, and turns out he has a Remington. Then I ask him what his favorite weapon in the Corps was, and that's an M-4 which if you don't know is basically like an M-16 with a collapsable butt stock (this is to say that it basically folds in half). His favorite weapon ever is a 50cal sniper rifle, which is something close to a small pice of artillery and not to be fucked with. He says that's the reason he's half deaf now, which I can believe. However when we got out to my usual spot it was full of people, so we continued on a little further down the line. The camera mic doesn't pick it up but you can hear me commenting on how loud whatever they're shooting is, at one point one of their reports echoed off the hills like a small thunderclap. Despite his boyish looks Steve is actually 22 years old. He's been in the USMC for 4 years and has 1 more year to go, apparently he had a really convincing (or maybe conniving) recruiter. He's been to Afghanistan once but not Iraq, but saw all the action he needed to on his one deployment having been "shot at, blowed up" and had rockets fired at him. He claims he likes being shot at because he's an adrenaline junkie, to which I reply he's found the right line of work.

John and I went to the Motel 6 for this one, for the simple reason that my Marine buddies had been coming over after the bar a few times in a row and my place was trashed, with beer cans and red solo cups everywhere. John wanted to "get taken care of" and I was down, but not at my pad, so I met him at the Motel 6. John came straight from duty, so he's still in uniform, which is why this video is top secret. He makes a show of taking it off in front of the window, it's so hot seeing people walking around and driving bu outside while he strips off his cammies and starts working his big thick dick. When he's down to his silkies he tells a story about how his dick was flopping around at PT and he was ordered never to wear silkies for PT again. With his wang I'm not surprised, it must've been something to see. After a bit of that I had him lay down on the bed so I could work his dick with my Fleshjack, and then my hand. Let me tell you, that Marine cock was thick and heavy in my hand. He finishes by standing up with his ass to the window, pumping himself furiously with the Fleshjack. When it's time for him to bust he called me in and I planted my face under his dick so he could dump a huge and I mean HUGE load all over my face. My face was completely covered in Marine jizz and it was fucking awesome.

So Chuck is a buddy who got back from Syria, it feels to me like he just got back but it was actually like 2 months ago. Chuck likes to come over cuz he has a super-uptight christian roommate in the barracks, and it's hard to get TV time. Chuck says sometimes he just informs his roommate he's going into the shitter to spank one and don't disturb him, but at my place it's way more relaxed and besides there's no TV in the head in the barracks and he likes to watch cougar/milf porn while he strokes that monster johnson. Oh yeah let's talk about this thing. It is huge. H.U.G.E. Easily the biggest I've ever seen, bigger than Bo's. He says that "horses are hung like him," and it's true. This is after we see a monster dick on screen and he says that guy might even be bigger than him, and of course I challenged him to see (it wasn't). Now although I was able to talk Chuck out his jeans (but not out of his boots, which is fine by me), and he is not shy about his dick, his dick was shy and so unfortunately we never really get to see it hard (yet). And then his sergeant calls him in to duty and he has to split. Don;t worry, Chuck and his massive member will be back soon I'm sure!

This video takes place immediately after the events of "Quarters". It's actually one long video, Quarters is the first part, this is the second, and the next video ("Horny Zack") is how the night finished off. I just spilt it up into 3 parts for convenience. When this video starts Zack and I have decided to kill some time by going out and shooting the shotgun while we wait for Josh to arrive, since he won't fuckin' answer his phone and we have no idea how long that will be. Zack put on his sweatshirt and cowboy hat cuz it's still a little windy and chilly outside, grabs the gun and we set off to the empty field in front of my house to do a little shooting. I really do live out in the middle of nowhere which is great, and marines love to shoot things what can I say, especially marines that have grown up in litte farm towns and probably got their first shotguns when they were 6. Josh finally showed up with Zack's cigarettes just as we were finishing up shooting (as pissed off that we kept calling him as we were that he wouldn't answer). I'm watching Zack smoke out on the porch (I also get him pissing on the wheel of my jeep), when Josh discovers the shotgun, yanks down his own pants and says he's going to show us "how rednecks cut down trees" (answer, with multiple shotgun rounds...but I'm pretty sure buckshot works better than birdshot). Zack takes the gun and start shooting between Josh's legs, I'm like "I'm not sure that's safe" and Zack assures me that it's not. Whenever he shoots the barrel jumps up and smacks Josh in the balls. After all this shooting the gun needs to be cleaned, Zack and Josh want to show off by completely disassembling my shotgun, which is cool but I remind Zack that he's wearing "too much clothes", a problem he is more than happy to rectify. Josh just enjoys walking around the house with is pants down, although eventually he takes off his wife-beater and wraps it around his head claiming he's a ninja. How can I even begin to describe what comes next? It's 40 minutes of Zack and Josh taking apart and then struggling to put back together my Mossburg. They're both marines with plenty of experience with weapons from before they came in the Corps., so I wasn't worried even tough it took them longer than they expected. All I can say is that the guys are a riot; drinking, fighting, and having fun with their pants down. Josh farts, playes with his knife, takes apart a shotgun shell and starts throwing the BBs at Zack, and generally being obnoxious and really funny...at least of you're not trying to concentrate on putting a shotgun together. Zacks having a hard time of it, especially when Josh starts dropping giant sloppy wet fart bombs, as Zack gets this horrified look on his face and orders Josh "Outside!". While I was editing this video that cracked me up every time I saw it. Speaking of, if you like marines, smoking, or outdoors/public nudity...Josh hits all three of those at once. This video ends with Zack finally getting the weapon back together again and marchinng right outside to test it, firing off a couple rounds butt-ass nekkid. Good shit.

This is the 3rd video in the trilogy. First Zack and I played "Quarters" and he ended up running around naked, then Josh came over and they cleaned my shotgun...naked in "Naked Shotgun Funtime". When this video starts Zack is still naked and Josh still has his pants down. Something about cleaning my shotgun and running around naked all day (and not getting laid often enough) has made Zack horny-as-fuck and if you watch "Naked Shotgun Funtime" you'll hear him say tht he basically has to watch some porn and jerk off at some point. Not a problem...except that our friends Q and Caitlin (from "one Crazy Night") have just texted me to say they're on their way. They're great friends but Zack is pissed off because he has blueballs like a motherfucker and they are now intruding. We remind him that they won't give a fuck what he does, so he stays naked for when they come over. When they show up he's standing in the doorway smoking and says, "Yeah we're naked, so what?!" But so what is exactly what they think of it, they've seen Zack naked plenty of times and have pretty much come to expect fundamental wierdness at my house. they're not even fazed. The first part of this video is just people drinking and acting like fools at my house. Zack tries to screw himself in the dick with my electric screwdriver, thinks better of it, then does it anyway (his reaction is priceless, I don't think he'll be doing that again). Then Q reminds him that he was going to try to snort beer through a straw (he snorted a tic tac in "One Crazy Night", and was going to try a beer but we didn't have a straw...this time Q has just finished some Jack-in-the-Box and there's a straw in his truck...and the cup isn't even filled with tobacco spit yet (on of the pleasures of hanging with the marines is ou always have to check your beer to see if it's been turned into a spit can). I make Q get the bucket from the bathroom (the sole purpose of that bucket is for marines who, us, aren't feeling well...if you hang out with marines, always make sure you have a bucket) in case this stunt results in an accident. the first try doesn't work so well, but he gets it on the second try and his reaction is priceless, as is Q's. Apparently snorting beer is a real quick way to get lit. Now Zack wishes to get back to business. He's a horny little fucker and he wants to jack off now, so we go back to my office and put on some pussy porn for him. Here's where you can really tell he's straight...as son as he ses some pussy he gets hard. Q comes in to ask some questions before he starts, there's some guy fucking with his little sister and Q wants Zack to give the dude a call and find out what's up. Zack agrees, and then Caitlin comes in to say that Q and Josh have taken off up some hill in front of my house that Q thinks there's ghosts on. Zack's just sittin there playin' with himself, but when she's gone he makes me close the door so he can get some peace and rub one out like he's been wanting to do all damned day. He does, and all I'll say is for such a little guy he does have a big dick. He fucking rips one off, filling his hand with cum which he then threatens to rub in my face (I know, you would have let him do it).

My buddy Zack loves to be naked. Almost any excuse will do. Lately when he gets off duty he's been coming over to my pad so he can enjoy a clothes-free lifestyle, and he lets me tape everything. I hope y'all are enjoying it. Last Monday he came over to hang out and we got to talking about YouTube videos, and I mentioned the famous "Mentos and Diet Coke" videos from aw while back. He had never heard of them, had no idea what happened when you drop Mentos in Diet Coke. Answer: it instantly shoots a fountain of Diet Coke about 25 feet in the air. Most of the time you have to drop the Mentos in and run, but we had a better idea...he should do it naked. So he did. He strips down outdoors on my front porch, get ready and lets the bomb drop, only he's actually holding the Coke bottle in his hands. It makes a huge fountain of Diet Coke that rains down all over him, covering his tight naked body in soda. We then tried several variations on this theme. He shoots a fountain out like he's cumming the biggest load ever. He pours coke all over himself. He makes a fountain of Diet Pepsi and drinks out of it. Then he heads inside to take a shower so he can wash it all off, and I tape him doing that. He's getting really used to having a camera on him all the time. After that he finds a box of unused shotgun shells on the table and wants to go out shooting again. I happen to have a rental car and so I suggest that we go out to the boonies somewhere and shoot out there. So he just heads out the door, totally naked, shotgun in hand. We drive out a ways down and there's an abandoned mine that's off the highway a bit (the highway itself sees one car about every 5 minutes, it's not like an interstate or anything), so we drive up there. There was a semi-trailer parked at the turn-off that we didn't pay much attention to, but when Zack gets out of the car the first thing he sees is a dune buggy coming at us, so we have to flee the scene pretty quick. There's a funny bit where we're being chased by the dune buggy and Zack realizes he has no clothes with him at all. Fortunately the dune buggy drove up into a trailer in back of the semi and once it was gone we just headed back to the mine. Zack let off a few shots at some already-well-shot-at debris, there's not much to do in the desert but drink and shoot at shit so we were not the first to have that idea. Then he wanders around, gets disappointed that the mine is sealed shut (probably with people like Zack in mind), climbs around on some shit, checks out the immense view and points out the outpost of civilization that is in clear view but too far away to see us clearly. After smoking a cig we get back in the car and drive home, where he reloads the shotgun and then (reluctantly) puts on his clothes so we can head out and get something to eat.

Meet new Marine Keith. We've been drinking buds for a while, until recently of course. Keith will be on elf the first Marines I have shots with when all this is over. Keith is from Texas, and you can tell by his accent that he's got an old pickup with a shotgun and a fishing pole back home. He's one of them country types who don't give a fuck. A rebel, through and through.
 

I'm so glad I found these old tapes that I decided to give you an extra long update this time around...an hour and 17 minutes. Enjoy! Zack is out of the Marine Corps! It's time for him to make the switch to civilian life. It's a big change for him, and it's a bit of a bummer to see one of your best buddies leaving. I stopped counting the "fuckin's" after about 500, so I hope that he can fit in with the family back home in Iowa for a while. Zack talks for a while about his experiences, including his "pattern of misconduct," which of course is his badge of honor. I got Zack to show me some of the exercise routines he had to do all the time (naked of course) before we headed out for one more road trip into the desert for no reason other than it's something to do naked! We nearly damaged the rental car on some rocks but lucked out. Zack was so full of energy that he had me breathing heavy to keep up with him as he finds rocks that look like penises and points out how the desert heat has discolored the stones in our wide open sanctuary. I had to be naked with Zack ass we hiked miles away from our car into the desert. Being naked in the open air got me horny so I gave the camera to Zack and rubbed one out. Back home Zack and I sit on the porch, smoke and drink naked, just relaxing as buddies do in honor of Zack's last day as an Active Duty Marine and his first day as civilian Zack.

Okay, I know some of you might not appreciate the gunplay. Firearms are, pardon the pun, a loaded topic. However, you just can't get around the fact that marines like guns. They do. They enjoy shooting things, that's why they're marines. And sometimes they're a little violent, even the really nice ones like my buddy Matt. Truly one of the nicest, bestest friends I've ever had the pleasure to know, he'll give you the shirt off his back. He'll also blow a rabbit to a pulpy mess with my shotgun, and then set it on fire. Naked. Some of you might not appreciate that...but I know for a fact that some of you will find that hot as fuck. If so, then this update is for you. So the night before, we were headin' down some back roads towards a friends house for a beerpong/kegger party, when a rabbit ran in front of us. Matt did not try to hit it, totally did not see it in time, and there's no way we could have avoided it. So before anyone gets all upset that there's a dead bunny in this video, all I can say is, "Circle of Life", folks. Shit happens. Having happened though, we decided that Thumper's life should not have been taken in vain. We put it in the back of his truck and took it out shooting with us the next day. Matt, and another buddy of ours who I have hung out naked at parties with before but did not get naked this time, went out to the middle of nowhere once again, and found a spot where lots of people go to shoot shit. We found a little debris field, including a big-screen plasma TV that had apparently pissed someone off. So I often have these parties out at my place, and sometimes they get a little crazy. You got maybe 100 drunk marines, very few girls, and maybe some locals thrown in. And the locals don't always get along with the marines and vice versa, and some of these guys come from tough neighborhoods back home, and sometimes people get unruly. Mat's idea was that we should load up some salt shells for the shotgun, so that if anyone got too out of hand I could safely unload a few rounds into 'em, and they'd just get the wind knocked out of them and get some skin taken off. But never having made salt shells before, we wanted to know what they would really do so that I would feel safe blasting someone with them if the need arose. We needed something that would show what they would do to a flesh and blood creature. And to see the actual effect on the skin, we needed the fur to come off. So he poured gasoline on it and set it on fire. I stress once again that this poor bunny was killed instantaneously and on accident. I feed the living, hopping bunnies in my yard bread crumbs and veggies. I love bunnies, I think they're adorable. We would've avoided killing it of we could have, but it ran right under the wheels and there was nothing we could do about it. Once dead though, we weren't about to let the opportunity go to waste. The bunny did get some revenge though, it smelt terrible. It's a good thing you can only see and hear what's going on. There's not much to describe about the rest of the video: Matt is naked and roams around the desert blasting away with my shotgun while our buddy and I watch. He takes a piss and shoots at the same time. Our buddy throws shit up and he shoots it out of the air...he's an excellent shot, I have to say. I mean go figure, that's his job pretty much he'd better be good at it. He has a long floppy dick that bounces around all over the place while he's tromping through the debris field looking for shit to unload on. And by the end, there's pretty much nothing left of the rabbit. I tried to keep the mess out of frame as much as possible, but it's in there occasionally and I apologize. However, that's what you get for wanting to watch real straight guys and marines...they're definitely not squeamish. This is what they do for fun. As our buddy put it near the beginning of the video, "Is there anything better than naked shooting?" Matt replies maybe "having a chick suck your dick while naked shooting." Maybe another day Matt...

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

At the end of the last video, after Randy was done getting stripped for his beer pong game, it came out that Randy "always shoots huge loads". Of course I couldn't let a statement like this go by without fact-checking it. The only issue being that after several rounds, his dick wasn't as enthusiastic as we were. No worries, his girl was there to help out. Once again you won't see her at all, but you can tell she's there (and that Randy is straight) when he jerks off with one hand on his cock and the other with three fingers up her cootch while she's juuuuust out of frame. Again, you don't actually see her at all, just his reaction to it. This video actually starts right after the game, Randy is still smoking the cigarette he lit at the end of the last one. Exhausted from all his hard work running after a pong ball, Randy hangs out on the couch for a bit casually showing off his hot body and answering my dumb question about the USMC and his time in, which as of this video he had about a week left (as I mentioned in the last video, if you were on my public snapchat (msb_joe) you would have got to follow along with us as we roadtripped back to his hometown after his last day). After some Q&A we all move into my office so I can put on some porn for him. The porn wasn't enough though and his girl had to step in to help out, completely out of frame of course so you don't see her. When he gets hard you can see that he has a big o' mushroom head, and he does indeed shoot a huge load at the end. It's rather abrupt because the only way for him to cum is to fuck her, and she wasn't down to get that on camera. So I had to step out for a minute and rush back in for the money shot. Totally worth it to see this hot straight af Marine shoot his load on his own face. After that he hops in the shower. My boy Zack came over while we were shooting and you can hear me telling him to hang on cuz we'll be right out. Don't worry about Randy having got out either, I have a ton of amazing videos with him already that I'm just now releasing cuz he's out.

OK, for those of you on my public Snapchat (msb_joe), you met Randy here a while ago, and you've been following his crazy antics and out friendship for a minute now. If you're not on my Snapchat (again, just do a search for 'msb_joe') you've been missing out big time. A note about my Snapchats. I have two accounts, one of them ('msb_joe') is free for everybody. That's the one where you can follow along with me as I hang out with these awesome Marines in my daily life. The other is my private account, where I show everything. Members of MyStraightBuddy get access to my private snaps. If you had both, you would have seen Randy and I talke a roadtrip back to his hometown together on my regular Snaps, and then Randy naked taking a shower at the motel we stopped at along the way. If you were on my public snapchat you would have seen the huge party that led up to this. It was a giant blowout in my buddy's garage, Randy and a bunch of other Marines got shirtless in front of everyone playing beer pong and it was hot af. Next day I took the table back to my house, and set it up in my living room so a few friends could come over and play. And after that was all over, Randy got off duty and wanted to play, so I said sure. Randy had been talking all night about naked/strip beer pong so I had a good feeling that something would go down, meaning his jeans. When you see that huge cock, something of yours will go up! Oh yeah Randy has a big old dick. Randy brought his girl with him, and you can hear her in the background as well as see his reactions when she takes off her top and shakes her tits at him. You don't ever actually see her, though. Randy has a magnificent body, huge dick, a great personality and is straight as hell. It doesn't take long for all of Randy's few clothes to come off, and he's all about showing off his hotness.