My favorite movies

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

Last September, Major Wood and I went on a recruiting expedition to the East Coast, where he found an amazing piece of Marine magnificence, Sgt. Bo. We didn't have much time there, but the Major managed to tape him twice that last weekend, you can watch those movies over on StraightOffBase.com. In the second of those two videos, I was in the room taking pics of the proceedings for my Snapchat (add me, my name is msb_joe), when the Major talked this muscular Marine Sergeant into letting me give him a helping hand. At first he was unsure, but I think the Major, who didn't get his rank for nothin', knew how curious he was. I legit had no clue. After the helping hand video, Sgt. Bo was not really in any hurry to get back to his barracks, so we all went out to lunch and downed some of that amazing E. Coast BBQ. After that, the Major was eager to take a nap, Sgt. Bo was eager to hang out with me some more. As a fellow veteran who had just given him an amazing hand-job, we quickly became best friends. So, he and I went back to home base and started into a case of Heineken. Now as we were chatting, I began to realize that Sgt. Bo was hinting very strongly that a) he had very much enjoyed being on video (it probably didn't hurt that we spent all day telling him how huge his cock was; it's the biggest I've ever in MyStraightBuddy history), and B) that he was still horny. Since he planned to go out afterwards anyway, I used my tried and true trick of suggesting that he should take a shower. It's a great way to get them naked. It's a 41 minute video, so I'm not going to try to write out everything that happened after that. I sucked his huge cock, I asked him if anyone had ever ate out his ass and he said no, and even though I was sucking hid dick he was still a little shy to try that. Not too shy for me to talk him into it though. Those ass checks are so juicy they will cut off your oxygen, let me tell you. I had turned him around so I could suck his massive cock again--the head is so big it pops my lips when it goes in and out--when he dropped a bombshell: He wanted to suck my dick, while looking at pics of chicks on his phone. I don't care what you're doing if you're sucking my dick. What follows is pure horny straight Marine exploration, and it was awesome. It took a while thanks to all the Heiney, but I eventually pumped another huge load out of him (he had cum several times already that weekend that I know of but his balls are so juge I guess they hold a lot). Then I licked it up off him, because I love Marine cum. Afterwards I dropped him off at the front gate, to hump back to his barracks (it's a bitch to get on base anymore, thanks Osama). Later on he texted me a photo of himself out at the club with the girl he'd found to take home. She was a hot little thing, and I almost felt sorry for her knowing she would soon find out how big he was. Still had some cum left in those balls, and can't say I'm surprised.

This new video, BACK FROM AFGHANISTAN, is a combination of a the video joe released back in 2013, and the newly released footage of Joe showing Nick how much he truly appreciates his service, plus you get to see Nick in uniform on the base parade ground the night he got back from Afghanistan. The old footage is of Nick, one of the hottest Marines to ever wear the uniform, and a straight up pussy-slaying bro, running around his house naked and free with his best friend Joe. The new footage is of Joe giving his best friend Nick a blowjob and an ass-licking Nick will never forget. It's especially hot because these guys are best buds and it shows. The already released videos this one is a combo of are: Naked Nick and Joe Lick's Nick's Dick. Again, this isn't a NEW movie, it's two movies that I had to separate, now back together so you can play the whole thing as one LONG movie.

So, this is a video I recorded two and half years ago, right before the end. It sucked to have to put it on the shelf, because it's such a hot video. It's the last one with Nick, who was the Marine who got popped in the 29 Palms Marine Porn Scandal, and James who was a sergeant getting out of the USMC so I got him to let me tape him in uniform. It was going to be the very next video I released but before I got the chance, Nick called me up and told me that he had got busted by his command. So you didn't get to see James (who I was trying to pass off as a 'Mystery Marine', but it was James) jack Nick off with a fleshjack. that's why he has his cover on indoors, BTW. It's just as well, I'm not sure we were fooling anyone. Amazingly, this is the first time Nick and James had met, amazingly since they had both been over many times before, taking advantage of the loose morals of my jerk-off couch separately but never together. In the banter at that beginning you can hear us decide that the Marines that comes over and jerk off to porn on my couch should be called "Friends of the Couch". Nick and James are definitely friends of the couch, and became good friends over their shared love of the Fleshjack that day. This is actually the companion video to a video that got released and the pulled because of the scandal, Mystery Marine Blowjay. Like I said, the Mystery Marine is actually James, who is no longer a sergeant so I don't have to worry about it anymore. Nick actually was the cameraman for some of that one. I have to say it was really hot to know my buddy Nick was watching me suck a huge cock. Well it got him all turned on because then he wanted to pop in a porn and rub one out himself. And having seen James get a dick-licking from me he knew that James wouldn't mind giving him a helping hand. Turns out he enjoyed that helping hand even more than he thought, you will love watching him with a shit-eating grin on his face as his new buddy James takes care of him with my fleshjack. He gets into more and more, draping his legs over James so he can get in closer. It's so hot, and then Nick finally busts a huge, gooey load, and then sits there naked next to his new buddy enjoying the feeling of having just got off. Then he finishes up with a shower, as he and his new buddy talk about typical Marine shit as James. Nick askes if he can take a leak in the shower, and I'm like "Duh". Enjoy!

Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.

Mac, John and TK (AKA Tennessee) are marines and best friends, and are a wild bunch. Sandy redhead Mac has known Joe for a minute now, and knows how much fun coming back to Joe's "naked house" after the bars are all closed down for the night can be. Mac has been stationed with John and TK for almost three years and you can see when they're together you can see why this video had to be called "True Bromance". This video is a record of one crazy night that happened when John and TK joined their best bro Mac at my "Naked House" one night after the bars closed. Pretty soon the clothes were falling off and with no girls in sight, the guys were getting pretty horny. Mac and John were the horniest so they were the first to succumb, but TK—sensing that he was being left out of the fun—dropped his drawers too and joined them. This is real video of real marines on a real night, so there's no cumshots in this video, because they all had whiskey dick (actually whiskey, vodka, tequila, various mixed drinks, and several different kinds of beer dick). On the plus side however, those whiskey dicks are all huge. John in particular has a giant dick, and an amazing body to go along with his sexy New Jersey Italian attitude. Watching these hot straight marine buddies show off their huge cocks to each other will make you want to move to the nearest marine base. The best part of this video is actually after they all have their clothes back on and are greeting the rising sun after a hard night's partying. Mac and John are about as tight of best friends as you can get, and these two hot, built straight guys cuddling with each other is about the most bromantic (and hottest) things you'll ever see. TK makes fun of them for it but they don't care; these two men have been to war together and that's all that matters.

Mac and Joel are, like so many of the guys you meet at my house, marines and best friends. Joel is the one with tatts, Mac is the one with the huge dick. Both of them are hot as hell, in different ways. Anyways, I was out drinking with a lady friend of mine and these two have been friends of hers for a minute. So, when the bars closed, we all came back to my place to drink. And one thing led to another, as it usually does. Originally Mac was going to fuck the fake pussy, because our mutual lady friend would not put out for a brother. In fact you will notice quiet a bit of this video involved Mac trying to talk her into giving him a BJ. Life is so unfair, since every single one of you reading this would JUMP at the chance to give this 21 yo hottie a wet sloppy one. In the end though, whiskey dick got the better of him, and he had to sit out. Joel on the other hand and after a few comments about how he didn't think he'd be able to do it, he came a big load all over the fake pussy. This video is kinda crazy...it's one of those "It's 3 AM and we're all plastered" videos. On the other hand, I could NOT let shenanigans like this go un-recorded!

After watching Robbie and Steve's amateur hour wrestling, Nick and Brennan decided to step up and show the kids how the men do things. Nick and Brennan are both much larger, and much more skilled, so this round is that much more intense. Robbie and Steve stuck around to watch, and although Robbie is giving out instruction the whole time I'm not sure Nick or Brennan were listening to anything he had to say, both of those guys seem to know what they're doing. If you wrestled either one of them you'd lose pretty quick, is what I'm saying, but you might not mind. Brennan is a 23 yo Marine from New Jersey. He and Nick have been buddies for years, and have deployed to Afghanistan together. You can tell when you watch the incredible chemistry between these two hot, muscular hunks--it's off the charts! Nick has a girlfriend and Brennan is married, but these two hot straight marines are totally comfortable being naked with each other. They all live together in Nick's house and they both assure Joe that it's just like this at home. Brennan may be all muscles, but Nick has the weight and the skills, and he easily takes down Brennan 3 out of 4 rounds. Hot and sweaty, they climb in the shower which is where things start to get really good!

I hadn't seen my buddies Robbie and Steve (who are best friends and roommates in the barracks) since they got back out of the field, so I had them over to the house last weekend, along with my buddies Nick and Brennan (who are also best friends and roommates but off base at Nick's house). The afternoon started off regular enough, we were all hanging out drinking beers and bullshitting like we do. Robbie and Steve decided to play a little catch and it turns out that Steve needs to play a little more. Some friendly words were exchanged as Robbie started talking shit--he's from Brooklyn, so shit-talking is his natural state of being. They started wrestling on the ground--it was friendly, but heated, you know how guys get. Especially marines. Well we took it inside, and we cleared out the living room and set down some rugs so these two could grapple it out. Ands since they were only wearing their marine skivvy shorts anyway those got ripped off quick, and pretty soon my boys were wrestling naked. Nick and Brennan didn't get naked, but they each took a buddy and coached him, and it's really hot listening to these badass marine sergeants coaching their junior marines in their naked wrestling. You'll have to watch to see who won, but everyone's a winner when Steve and Robbie get in the shower to clean off their sweaty bodies. Later that night we ended up putting some porn in, cuz Robbie and Steve were horny. Robbie wanted to try out the fake pussy & ass, and Steve wanted to try out the Fleshjack ICE, and I was certainly down to let them. My favorite part is actually when Nick and Brennan come in and watch their buddies jerking off. I missed Steve's cumshot, because the boys came at the same time (which is pretty hot) but the camera was on Robbie, because he was having the most epic cum seizure I've ever seen. Afterwards you get to see both of them clean up and piss.

And this is when things got interesting. Too much goes on to even tell you about, you'll just have to watch the preview video. Brad and his buddy S. are looking for some pussy by calling every umber in my phone, but Oscar cuts to the chase and starts jerking off. Oscar has a huge dick when he's hard and he gets so into it. When he's done he walks right outside to the balcony, and doesn't even wipe the cum off hi hand.

Some of my buddies including Ted and Shawn had a 96 (96 hours of liberty) and wanted to spend it off-base. So we rented a room and had a motel party, and of course I brought my camera. Out at the bar we met Brad and his buddy who came back to the room to party with us. Brad was the first to get naked, cuz he don't give a fuck, and then when people started giving him shit for it Oscar, who had been a little shy, got naked too, and then even went streaking around the motel, and even all the way from the 3rd deck (that's what marines call floors) to the parking lot. Unfortunately Sean is once again really shy, why is unfortunate because he's the hottest guy there, with the biggest dick. I'm always amazed when I can get him on camera at all though. It was a crazy party--download the video and join the fun!

Mark you remember from back in the day when he and George used to come over to my house after duty and have fun. Jeff was in his same platoon but I could never get him on video. Now both of them are out and living it up on the coast surfing and going to school and making it look easy. Jeff in particular I wish you could have seen asa clean-cut marine, but he wears that beard well, mainly cuz with that body who cares? And that awesome friendly personality...Jeff just wants to have fun and wants you to have fun too. They've been trying to get me to go visit them forever but I never had the time. Well finally I made it down there, and discovered that Jeff likes to be naked as much as his pals Joe and Mark do. And finally I convinced him to let me tape him. The whole time I could tell Jeff was feeling horny...it had been several days since he had jerked off and he had obviously been saving up. I wish it had lasted longer but he was ready to go and I think being taped by his buddy turned him on. He busts a huge load on his stomach and just when you think it's done, there's more. Then he gets in the shower and he asked Mark to get in with him! I was loving it. You'll love watching these former-marine roommates be totally comfortable naked with each other. I wish you could have come and hung out with us, but this video is probably the next best thing!

Trip is one of the sexiest motherfuckers I have ever met. His body is hot enough, but there's something in the way he moves and talks that will just kill you. His step-brother Kody is also a marine and got posted to the same base. They've been brothers for about 4 years, I guess Kody's dad married Trip's mom, and they are super tight. Anyway, Trip and I are bar brothers, every time we see each other we get into a drinking contest which he always thinks he wins, even though he gets carried out the door and I stay up drinking for several more hours. Last Saturday we ran into each other again out at the bar, but this time he and his brother, along with our mutual buddies Irish and Ted, came back to my place to have some fun, which lasted long into the morning. Yes the reason this movie is shot in daylight is because we ain't been to bed yet (although various people including both Trip and Kody but NOT including me passed out for short periods). I apologize for the quality of this video, this is the first time I've been caught short without my cameras charged up, so this movie was shot first on my iPhone, and then on Ted's Android. Let me know what you think, is it too shitty, or do you like how real it is?

Alright, so it's really only two naked rednecks, plus Scottie who was my buddy back in the day when he was a USMC MP, and Nick who is a force of nature. After coming home from a bar, getting into a game of naked beer pong, and sitting in a hot tub for a minute, the guys were horny as hell. Scottie, who came out shortly before he got out, I think was more eager to find himself on a couch with 3 (well 2.5) hot straight guys. His porn was the live version of what is about to be your porn. Nick is just Nick. He's one of those awesome people that just wants to have a good time, and doesn't care very much about the rules. I apologize, this video is kindof rough, because by this point of the night I had had plenty to drink. Marines can't resist jerking off to some porn though, and when they do, I can't resist taping them.

The crazy night continues, a few beers later, a little bit crazier.

Once again, we ended up back at my place after the bar, 3 marines and one ex marine. My buddy Nick is one of my best friends ever, a great guy with a heart of gold, who just got back from Afcrapistan several days before this night. We were out at the bar celebrating when we ran into Scottie, who is an old buddy of mine from back in the day when he was an MP here on base. He would never do a video for me before, but now he's out, in more ways than one. Turns out Scottie was gay the whole time, if it's not obvious now lol. Lots of fun, and him and Nicholas got along great. We met the rednecks of the title in a beer pong game out at out favorite watering hole, and they were so much fun we had no choice but to bring them back to the crib with us for shenanigans. Well it turns out they love getting naked just as much as we do, and especially showing their buttholes, which was a nice surprise. Enjoy!

So tonights video was just "one of those things". The guys and I had been hanging out partying for a couple hours, had plenty of beers by that time and were tired. And out of that hazy fog of intoxication and whatnot, Robbie started talking shit about who could come fastest even though they were so wiped out, and of course when they started getting competitive about it it was all over. For my part, I was just glad I had extra batteries charged up so I can show you what happened next! BTW, Robbie is apologizing at the end because he actually came on my camera. His load shot all the way over and landed right on my view screen, which automatically meant that he won for distance LOL

Okay for part two the fourth buddy, who showed up at the end of the last video, joins in the fun. He and Robbie have just spent the weekend hooking up with chicks at the Stagecoach music festival, but now that they're back they're ready to party and have fun.

OK, so at first glance you'll say, "Joe, I only see three naked buddies." It's true, this party lasted so long I had to break it into two parts, each of which is almost an hour long as it is. The guys were having so much fun they invited a buddy to come over and get naked with them, although they pranked him and didn't tell him that's what he'd be doing until he got here. In part two there are in fact 4 naked buddies. And wait til you see what happens in part 3...

The mayhem continues! It's not a minute since the end of One More Crazy Night and everybody's naked. The guys are just having a great time partying with their cocks out and it shows!

A bunch of my buddies who are all in the same unit came over and got trashed...which led to a lap dance I'll never forget!

Almost 50 minutes of pure straight marine craziness. Chrissie is almost wore out but the boys are ready to make the full march. As Jersey puts it, "We're brothers forever after this!"

Four of my best bros came over to hang out after the bars closed. Female Marine Chrissie was there, and boy does that girl love some dick and my four horny marine buddies were ready to oblige.