Movies with Randy

So Randy and I had reason to head down the hill to grab a part for his vehicle, and he was feeling particularly horny...and we had been talking about how much fun it was to go naked driving, and I had a pretty good idea that I'd be able to talk him into it. As it turns out, I didn't have to talk him into anything, not even jerking off while we were riding down the highway. He was charged up and ready to go, and so was my new GoPro which I told him I wanted to test out. Off we went, with his dog Roxy with us the whole time in the back seat. It was a hot day, with the sun beating down, so Randy decided to start off as close to naked as he could get and still be legal to walk around outside—in his Silkies. We stopped at a car wash first and he gave his car a rinse...all of it live on my private snaps. On the way down, Randy smoked a cigarette, and started playing with himself, leading me to remind him that he said he wanted to get naked. Sure nuff soon as we were out of town, the Silkies came off. He put his shoes back on though, so he's 'nekkid', not 'naked'. Drivin along passing people, he worried for a minute that people were going to get a view. As hot as that would be, people really can't see in that low, even in a tall SUV. Little did those people know that when they looked over and saw a dude taping his shirtless buddy, his buddy wasn't just shirtless. Trucks might be able to see in, but they've seen so much worse, no trucker is gonna give two fucks about what we're doing. I was just happy I got his Silkies off, but the excitement of it all got to him and he said he wanted to jerk off too but he hasn't fapped in a week so it gonna be a "fat fuckin' load". Not a problem, brother. Such a huge load that he's a little concerned the shirt he was wearing which he plans to use as a cum towel won't be able to soak it all up. I convinced him that no one cared. Randy Jokes that he has to pick his dad up the next day and his dad is gonna complain about the sex smell. I said we got Febreeze so no worries. Then we get on the highway, and the sexual tension of being fee on the road nd not having jerked it in so long becomes too much to bear. With cars passing by in the very next lane, his cock instantly comes to attention. You can see how much he's enjoying this new experience, as he mouths "This is so hot" as we drive down the road. In far too short a time (can you blame him, the situation is so hot it's overwhelming) his pace quickens and he bust a HUGE load, one of the biggest ever on MSB. I think only Mark has ever spurted out more hot cum than Randy. He wasn't wrong either, thick ropey puddles of it are everywhere. He says "I think I got my ear!" and "That was the best orgasm ever." And you get to watch. His girlfriend called right afterwards, too, lol. Unfortunately, as much fun as we were having, we had a schedule to keep, so Randy pulled over and put his Silkies back on so we could head to our buddy's place and get his oil changed. That video is coming soon! Best line of the whole trip: "Oh yeah, it definitely smells like jizz in my car."

This video is from several months back, when Randy and Wyatt, otherwise known as 'Fuckmaster' were visiting at the same time, we spent a whole weekend partying, and this happened at one of those parties. There's more of this video that will be posted in the "iPhone" section very soon, like in the next few days

So if you've been following my SnapChat for a while, you remember back in March when my old buddy Fuckmaster came to visit, at the same time as my buddy Randy. Fuckmaster was one of the most popular guys on here back in the day when he was a Marine here, he's been out for a minute now and blew through town on his way to fuck some chick in Orange County, and your other fave guy Randy happened to be here at the same time. Both of them are huge partiers so I knew we'd get into some trouble with them both here at the same time. But first we needed to get Randy cleaned up. He's only been out for a few months, and was still in that 'free' period where he just wanted to let his hair and beard grow out 'cuz he was finally free. This wouldn't do for hitting the town, so Fuckmaster offered to trim it up for him. Fuckmaster used to cut his First Sergeant's hair back in the day, so he knew what he was doing. Both of these guys hate wearing clothes, so it was easy to get them out of their pants—Fuckmaster was wearing the same clothes from the day before and needed to toss his threads in the washer, Randy didn't want to get hair all in his clothes before he went out. Pretty soon both their big dicks were out. Fuckmaster has always been known for his big shlong, but Randy's uncut cock is def bigger still.

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

At the end of the last video, after Randy was done getting stripped for his beer pong game, it came out that Randy "always shoots huge loads". Of course I couldn't let a statement like this go by without fact-checking it. The only issue being that after several rounds, his dick wasn't as enthusiastic as we were. No worries, his girl was there to help out. Once again you won't see her at all, but you can tell she's there (and that Randy is straight) when he jerks off with one hand on his cock and the other with three fingers up her cootch while she's juuuuust out of frame. Again, you don't actually see her at all, just his reaction to it. This video actually starts right after the game, Randy is still smoking the cigarette he lit at the end of the last one. Exhausted from all his hard work running after a pong ball, Randy hangs out on the couch for a bit casually showing off his hot body and answering my dumb question about the USMC and his time in, which as of this video he had about a week left (as I mentioned in the last video, if you were on my public snapchat (msb_joe) you would have got to follow along with us as we roadtripped back to his hometown after his last day). After some Q&A we all move into my office so I can put on some porn for him. The porn wasn't enough though and his girl had to step in to help out, completely out of frame of course so you don't see her. When he gets hard you can see that he has a big o' mushroom head, and he does indeed shoot a huge load at the end. It's rather abrupt because the only way for him to cum is to fuck her, and she wasn't down to get that on camera. So I had to step out for a minute and rush back in for the money shot. Totally worth it to see this hot straight af Marine shoot his load on his own face. After that he hops in the shower. My boy Zack came over while we were shooting and you can hear me telling him to hang on cuz we'll be right out. Don't worry about Randy having got out either, I have a ton of amazing videos with him already that I'm just now releasing cuz he's out.

OK, for those of you on my public Snapchat (msb_joe), you met Randy here a while ago, and you've been following his crazy antics and out friendship for a minute now. If you're not on my Snapchat (again, just do a search for 'msb_joe') you've been missing out big time. A note about my Snapchats. I have two accounts, one of them ('msb_joe') is free for everybody. That's the one where you can follow along with me as I hang out with these awesome Marines in my daily life. The other is my private account, where I show everything. Members of MyStraightBuddy get access to my private snaps. If you had both, you would have seen Randy and I talke a roadtrip back to his hometown together on my regular Snaps, and then Randy naked taking a shower at the motel we stopped at along the way. If you were on my public snapchat you would have seen the huge party that led up to this. It was a giant blowout in my buddy's garage, Randy and a bunch of other Marines got shirtless in front of everyone playing beer pong and it was hot af. Next day I took the table back to my house, and set it up in my living room so a few friends could come over and play. And after that was all over, Randy got off duty and wanted to play, so I said sure. Randy had been talking all night about naked/strip beer pong so I had a good feeling that something would go down, meaning his jeans. When you see that huge cock, something of yours will go up! Oh yeah Randy has a big old dick. Randy brought his girl with him, and you can hear her in the background as well as see his reactions when she takes off her top and shakes her tits at him. You don't ever actually see her, though. Randy has a magnificent body, huge dick, a great personality and is straight as hell. It doesn't take long for all of Randy's few clothes to come off, and he's all about showing off his hotness.