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Meet Jake, a fun-sized country boy from Nebraska, and lance corporal who is now out of the Marine Corps. He was a great buddy, but you haven't seen him until now because he's always been a little shy about showing his face, even on the snapchat. I didn't think I'd ever get him on camera, but between you and me he needed some gas money to get home. Happy to help you out, brother.

So I actually taped this last year, but I had to wait for Allen to get out of the Navy so I could finally post this.

The nice thing about Southern California is that even in November you will sometime get random awesome days, and my buddy Chuck and I took advantage of one of those days recently to go exploring. The other advantage of living in SoCal is you can take your Jeep out into the desert and there's no one else out there so you can run around nekkid and it's great.

So if you've been following my Snapchat or Instagram, you've been dying to see Jack for a while now. Jack, another buddy of mine and I went shooting on of all days, Easter. We went out to the desert and my other buddy (who must remake nameless and unseen) brought his huge arsenal of firearms. We took them out to the empty desert where we wouldn't bother nobody, and let Jack go to town. He was like a kid in a candy store, and you will be too staring at that magnificent ass. Jack's ass is a thing of magnificence. And I never knew how much a pistol belt could make someone's ass stand out. You'll love watching Jack walk around in the desert like the little alpha he is. Unfortunately it was a lot windier than I expected, and the sound is kinda blown out because I had to tune down for the wind noise. Supplying the arsenal is another buddy of mine who unfortunately cannot ever appear on video. However I can tell you he blew a lot of shit up in Iraq and Afghanistan back-in-the-day, and could probably make an explosive out of peanut butter and kill you with your shoelaces if he had to.

This video is from several months back, when Randy and Wyatt, otherwise known as 'Fuckmaster' were visiting at the same time, we spent a whole weekend partying, and this happened at one of those parties. There's more of this video that will be posted in the "iPhone" section very soon, like in the next few days

Long time fans of my site know that 99.9% of the guys I tape on my site are Marines from the bas next door. One of the only civilians I ever taped was big-dicked Stoner Scott. The cool thing about Scott is that he was raised by nudists, so even though he's straight he doesn't give a damn about being naked, at all. On this particular day, Scott, his [ex]girlfriend and I went to LA to pick up a used car that he had found on Craigslist. Once he had forked over the cash for the old beater we sent his ex back in her car, and we headed back home in his new ride. Now on the way down there Scott and I discussed doing something wild on the way back, that both of us had always wanted to do--driving down the highway naked and jerking off. Both of us had done it on our own at some point in our lives, but neither of us had done it with a buddy. It was as much fun as I had imagined, Unfortunately it's hard to get stable video on an iPhone driving down the highway, especially in an old beater with crappy shocks so it was a rough ride and so is the first part of the video. We were just having a fun day, and luckily I got some of it on my phone, and I wanted to share it with you. When we got back to my place we were horny AF and decided to put on some porn and finish up. Scott wasn't able to cum, but apparently I had been storing up a huge load which exploded in a huge cum fountain all over my chest and face, while Scott watched in amazement. BTW that scrape on my knee came from being out drunk with my guys and taking a hard spill.

So when I first met Jake A.K.A. Hairy Butt, he was just a few weeks away from getting out of the USMC. In fact I met him out at a bar while he was celebrating this fact with a buddy. Between the time I met him and when he got out, I moved back to the house in the desert, which is a few hundred miles away from the one with the pool where I lived for abouta year. The house with the pool was a nicer house but the house in the desert is more fun, because you can go out into the desert and run around naked like it's cool (because it is cool). The house in the desert was also on Jake's way home. He had decided to that he would take a roadtrip on the way back to his civilian life, stopping at some of those famous landmarks that make this such a great country. And one of those landmarks is me. The whole time I had known him (all 2 weeks, pretty much) I has been teling him about how awesome it was out in the desert, how you could run around naked outside and no one would fuck with you, and he pretty much thought that sounded like paradise. So he stopped in to say hey on the way out and we went out to the place y'all know as 'the mines' to shoot the shotgun. Except that, they'd cleaned the place up! There was nothing to shoot at anymore...they hauled off the abandoned car that Fuckmaster and I tore up, they carted off all the abandoned stereo equipment and what not. Which was disappointing. There's no denying the place looks a lot better now, so I can't complain too much, but we were really looking forward to some target practice and there wasn't much of that. Even most of the mine itself had been taken down. There was still enough for Jake to go exploring on, though. And go exploring he did. Jake loves, loves loves loves to have his cock out. All the marines love to drop their shorts, I think it's a consequence of boot camp and after-PT gang showers, but Jake is a natural nudist. Someday that guy will end up running a nudist colony somewhere I guarantee it. He was a little nervous because he had never actually got to wander around so freely in the great outdoors, and you can see the highway from the mines so occasionally you'll see trucks go by and whatnot which can be a little unnerving if you don;t know that they can't see you. Well technically they but you're just a tiny pink dot on a hill, if they're bothering to pay attention at all. You could fuck somebody up there and they wouldn't be able to (really) tell (much). I am totally going to do that someday. Interestingly Jake is the first Marine I ever met that didn't know his way around a shotgun. Most of the guys I meet, even the city ones, have some country in them, it's part of their marine DNA, but Jake is a city boy through and through. I bet he could handle an M-16 pretty well, but the shottie was a first for him. He still looks good carrying it around though. He may not be the most built or buffest guy, but there's something in that big grin and smooth sense of humor that is sexy as hell, and many of you have written in to agree. Let the other sites have their perfect guys who don't even look real and let Jake charm you into enjoying the desert with him. The view is amazing! And you can take that either way you like.

Mark and George are roommates and best friends. I love these guys because not only are the hot but since they're best buds they're totally comfortable being naked around each other--after all they see each other in the buff pretty much every damn day. And both of them are practically nudists. I'm pretty sure any random time you go by their room on base you're gonna catch one or both of them naked, or at least not wearing more than boxers. Last Mother's Day, of all days, we all went out to the desert for some fun time. Two more friends came along, my friend S was there and she brought Jake a friend of hers (also a marine) that I had never met before but who wanted to have fun with us. The more the merrier. Mark and George showed up with Dane who is a super cool dude who you saw them playing beer pong with back in "Lowhangers". That's actually Dane's truck they all drove out in. He doesn't get naked but he's totally cool with it when they are--he's just your classic guy who's so easy going he doesn't give a fuck. We got out there kinda late and the sun was about to set, which is why it's all Rosy. Right as we were about to pack up a car drove by! We were surprised--I thought that location waas remote enough we would never run across anyone out there but I was so wrong. We weren't too worried though, I mean who's gonna fuck with a bunch of naked marines with a shotgun? No, you're gonna keep driving, which is just what they did. But then apparently they called the cops, because the highway patrol showed up not much later. Luckily by then the sun had gone down and we had our pants on and were headed home.

So one afternoon Dan was bored and wanted to go shooting. My "box of shit that needs to get shot" was still relatively full, so I told him to come on the fuck over. I grabbed the camera and we went out to my favorite spot out in the middle of ass-nowhere. Unfortunately the USMC had other plans and after we were already out there he got a call telling him that he had to come in for formation. That is, he had to show up in uniform and stand on a parade ground for an hour listening to some sergeant telling him to be careful during the weekend. So all of a sudden he had to back on base in an hour but that didn't stop us from having some fun. In this video Dan shows off not only his amazing body (seriously, just look at that ass!) but also the skills he's learned in the USMC. You can just picture him clearing a building in Afghanistan, except butt naked, which is the way that Dan always should be (and would like to be I'm sure).

So if you've been following my SnapChat for a while, you remember back in March when my old buddy Fuckmaster came to visit, at the same time as my buddy Randy. Fuckmaster was one of the most popular guys on here back in the day when he was a Marine here, he's been out for a minute now and blew through town on his way to fuck some chick in Orange County, and your other fave guy Randy happened to be here at the same time. Both of them are huge partiers so I knew we'd get into some trouble with them both here at the same time. But first we needed to get Randy cleaned up. He's only been out for a few months, and was still in that 'free' period where he just wanted to let his hair and beard grow out 'cuz he was finally free. This wouldn't do for hitting the town, so Fuckmaster offered to trim it up for him. Fuckmaster used to cut his First Sergeant's hair back in the day, so he knew what he was doing. Both of these guys hate wearing clothes, so it was easy to get them out of their pants—Fuckmaster was wearing the same clothes from the day before and needed to toss his threads in the washer, Randy didn't want to get hair all in his clothes before he went out. Pretty soon both their big dicks were out. Fuckmaster has always been known for his big shlong, but Randy's uncut cock is def bigger still.

Cpl Trevor is a buddy of mine that looooves sex but is a little shy. He's a 23yo country boy who stands 5'8" and loves to show his cock, if not his face. He was eager to whip it out for me to "try something new". I told him he could come in in uniform to hide his identity, he's got a bunch of Tatts on his chest and legs which is why he doesn't take much of his uniform off--hopefully you guys enjoy seeing a hairy-chested young Marine stud jerk off in his cammies.

Hey guys, meet Brian, the first new Marine I've taped in like, 5 years. I'm back, baby! Brian is a 21yo Marine from Utah who likes to party and have a good time, something of an understatement for this guy. He's also perpetually horny, like *all* the time. Not that I mind. One day I was telling him about Chaturbate, and I let him know that I would buy him a shit-ton of tokens and he could chat with whoever he wanted, if I could tape it.

Like it says, Keith came over and was horny as fuck, like he usually is. I had my weights out and that motivated him to move some 'bells, which motivated him to take off his shirt, which motivated him to get naked, which motivated him to take his dick in his hand, which motivated me to get out my famous fake pussy and ass for him to fuck. Enjoy this motivated Marine!

So if you've been on my SnapChat (search for 'msb_joe'), you know Zed. Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hung out a lot together, all three of us. One of the first times we hung out, which I've been sitting on until now, was when Zed and Neo went to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. The best part was they brought a buddy along, William, who was all about watching the proceedings. For the next video, which is Neo getting his done (you'll have to wait to find out what he got but it's awesome). Enjoy watching everyone including Zed's straight Marine buddies Neo and William stare at Zed's hairy ass as he takes the needle. if you're not on my SnapChat already ('msg_joe') you should be. That's my public Snap, not my private which is available only for members. If you were on my public snap you could have watched along while we made this video in real-time!

So after getting a buzzcut from Zack, and after they painted my house, Zack Jack and I headed out to the desert for a little off-roading fun. We took Zack's truck out to a little place I know where apparently a bunch of people like to do the same thing, because it's one little spot all to itself with a ton of spent shotgun shells and broken things with buckshot holes in them. Blam! Zack for his part can barely be restrained to keep his clothes on. It's the first thing he wants to do when he gets there, and for some reason I'm like "hold off", and he looks at me like I'm crazy and says he might have to fight me on that. Who am I to tell Zack he has to keep his pants on? I was never very good at that anyway. He can't help but notice that it's the first time he's actually been naked (he says 'nekkid') in his truck. Knowing Zack that's actually a little hard to believe. I told him I assumed that the time he was jerking off in his truck on the way down right before the highway patrol pulled him over counted. He said, "no, I wasn't nekkid." Of course. Zack and Jack take some turns blasting various things with my favorite shottie. I always like watching these ex-marines (both are long since out of the service now nbut you can take the man out of the marines but you can't take the marines out of the man) shooting, because of the way the handle their weapons. I tried to get Jack to do a rifle display but it's a shotgun so the size and weight is all wrong. After we run out of shells, they decide to go exploring. "It's always good to be aware of your surroundings," says Zack. They find and anthill, and being boys, piss all over it. It feels so good to be naked and free and to be able to walk around wherever you want. in fact it's so much fun and I've been taping so long I run out of tape> Luckily I have my iPhone with me. The video quality isn't the greatest, but it's the funnest part of the video as Zack runs over what's left of a TV with his truck, and then repeatedly destroys it with a rock. Pure testosterone caveman type stuff. They piss on some more ants and then it's time to go home.

Pvt Dave is a buddy of a buddy of mine, I don't know him all that well but his buddy Neo (who you will eventually see on MyStraightBuddy) is my best friend in the world. They know each each other from way back, but had not seen each other in a year, until Dave got sent down here to 29 Palms for a training exercise. Naturally we took him and his buddies out on the town, which included a local band playing at a tattoo shop. And we all got super shwasted and then ended up back at my pad, where Neo pointed out his favorite thing that I have, the silicone fake pussy and ass. Pvt Dave, who had been complaining all night about how horny he was and how there were no chicks in 29 Palms (true) was immediately interested. I told him I would let him fuck it if he let me tape it, and he agreed, under one condition, that I never show his face. So unlike most of my other videos, you can't see what Dave looks like, which is a shame because his face is his best feature. But I wasn't about to miss an opportunity to catch some Marine cock on camera for you, so I said sure. When we started out I really hoped that one of his other buddies he came down with, who you can briefly see in a grey shirt walking in behind him, would join him and DP the thing, but he chickened out. That's why you can hear Neo say that Dave "and his buddy are gonna fuck it", that turned out to be wishful thinking. What you _can_ see is one of our other buddies passed out on the couch in the background, with Pvt Dave jerking off in front of his like he just doesn't care. He doesn't care on principle but his dick cares, and eventually we had to move into my office for some privacy, although you can always hear the other guys partying and having a good time just out of earshot. This is kind a behind-the-scenes video'it was so spontaneous I didn't have time to prepare so it was shot on my iPhone, with minimal lighting, and we were all pretty drunk. It's real as fuck though, a bunch of Marines having a good night, one of them so horny he's willing to fuck a toy in front of his buddies. You know, a usual Friday night at Joe's. One note, I probably should't even mention it because you wouldn't have noticed if I didn't point it out, the last shot was shot the next day, because no matter how hard he tried Dave was just too drunk to cum the first night. I don't suspected he minded coming back and beatinf off again.

So this is a little gem I unearthed, I debated on whether to share it because the image quality is low (and there's no sound) but there's something about it that yanks my chain. So back in the day I had a camera system in one of my rooms. It was low quality but I wanted to keep an eye on things. Well I recently decided to sell that system, and before I did I checked the hard drive to see if there was anything good on it, and I found this little leftover from back in the day. My bud Scott the Marine had come over, we were hanging out in the hot tub (ah, I miss that thing so much), and apparently we ended up in the back room and he was horny enough to want me to put on some porn so he could fuck the fake pussy. This was just us, not filming any video, just to bros having fun together. It's only in retrospect watching this that I can tell how bad he wanted me to suck his dick, or something. Check out how totally casual this hot straight Marine is, hanging out with his dick out. Apologies for the low quality—this is the only one of these there is, and it needed to be shared!

This is one of those videos where, crazy shit just happened and I was lucky enough to have everything ready to go to catch it. And even I couldn't have imagined the crazy direction it would go in, which if you know me is really saying something. I was out at the bar with my buddies one Saturday night, and we were gettin' crazy and drinking the night away like we usually do. When 2 o'clock came around we were in no mood to stop and so we rolled back to my house even though it was a terrible wreck because at this point it was right in the middle of being renovated and there was shit everywhere. Tiles, pieces of wood, etc. If I'd known I was going to tape anything that night I would've cleaned up a bit, lol. It should be no surprise to anyone that a game of Naked Beer Pong broke out. I don't know what it os about marines and beer pong but they all love to play it naked and I'm sure not going to be the one to stop them. What happened next is the crazy part. Two of my buddies go to talking tough and decided to have a fight. Not to fight, to have a fight...with rounds, a ref, times and everything. They're best bros and roommates back in the barracks, so there was no beef between them, just a friendly rivalry. It was an intense fight, and I'll admit lots of fun to watch. despite the hard blows and the fact that one clearly beats the shit out of the other, it's a friendly bout and at the end they hug and are bros. So don't worry, just enjoy a level of testosterone that you usually don't get to see.