Zack and Jack Outdoors (42 min)
So after getting a buzzcut from Zack, and after they painted my house, Zack Jack and I headed out to the desert for a little off-roading fun. We took Zack's truck out to a little place I know where apparently a bunch of people like to do the same thing, because it's one little spot all to itself with a ton of spent shotgun shells and broken things with buckshot holes in them. Blam! Zack for his part can barely be restrained to keep his clothes on. It's the first thing he wants to do when he gets there, and for some reason I'm like "hold off", and he looks at me like I'm crazy and says he might have to fight me on that. Who am I to tell Zack he has to keep his pants on? I was never very good at that anyway.
He can't help but notice that it's the first time he's actually been naked (he says 'nekkid') in his truck. Knowing Zack that's actually a little hard to believe. I told him I assumed that the time he was jerking off in his truck on the way down right before the highway patrol pulled him over counted. He said, "no, I wasn't nekkid."
Of course. Zack and Jack take some turns blasting various things with my favorite shottie. I always like watching these ex-marines (both are long since out of the service now nbut you can take the man out of the marines but you can't take the marines out of the man) shooting, because of the way the handle their weapons. I tried to get Jack to do a rifle display but it's a shotgun so the size and weight is all wrong. After we run out of shells, they decide to go exploring. "It's always good to be aware of your surroundings," says Zack. They find and anthill, and being boys, piss all over it.
It feels so good to be naked and free and to be able to walk around wherever you want. in fact it's so much fun and I've been taping so long I run out of tape> Luckily I have my iPhone with me. The video quality isn't the greatest, but it's the funnest part of the video as Zack runs over what's left of a TV with his truck, and then repeatedly destroys it with a rock. Pure testosterone caveman type stuff. They piss on some more ants and then it's time to go home.