Movies with Joe

Hidden Camera
So this is a little gem I unearthed, I debated on whether to share it because the image quality is low (and there's no sound) but there's something about it that yanks my chain. So back in the day I had a camera system in one of my rooms. It was low quality but I wanted to keep an eye on things. Well I recently decided to sell that system, and before I did I checked the hard drive to see if there was anything good on it, and I found this little leftover from back in the day. My bud Scott the Marine had come over, we were hanging out in the hot tub (ah, I miss that thing so much), and apparently we ended up in the back room and he was horny enough to want me to put on some porn so he could fuck the fake pussy. This was just us, not filming any video, just to bros having fun together. It's only in retrospect watching this that I can tell how bad he wanted me to suck his dick, or something. Check out how totally casual this hot straight Marine is, hanging out with his dick out. Apologies for the low quality—this is the only one of these there is, and it needed to be shared!

Trevor and Joe Jerk Off
I was visiting my buddy Trevor recentlyhe got stationed elsewhere a while back, but he remains maybe one of the tightest friends I've ever had, and as per our usual m/o we had a lot of fun in the motel room and he ended up, um...sleeping...pretty hard. Now we're super, super tight bros, so I knew I could get away with waking him up with a solid back massage and he wouldn't freak out. I put the camera on a tripod, but right in the middle our mutual buddy Nick Gunner showed up early and instead of letting that interrupt my plans, I just handed Nick the camera and let him shoot. both Trevor and I were horny afterwards and so we decided to rub one out there together, and him being the mischievous little fuck he is, decided that when he came to aim for me and had a long enough shot to reach!

Robert's After Bar Blowjay
My buddy Robert came over last weekend, ready to go out to the bar with me but only if he could crash at my place so he didn't have to drive back on base. Of course I said yes. We went out, had fun, and Robert got himself a serious set of bluebells from eyeing the chicks in the bar, none of whom had any interest. When we got back it weren't but a minute before Rob was in his USM bottoms, and it weren't but another minute before he had some porn on. Well apparently his balls were blue enough that he decided he wanted a blow jay. I said OK as long as I can tape it and to my shock and surprise he said yes. Fair warning: it had been a long night at the bar for both of us, so we were both pretty fucked up when we got back to my house. He looks like he passed out when I'm blowing him but he's not, as you can tell at the end when he cums. Although he did pass out about 2 seconds afterwards and snored like a freight train all night long. It was worth it, though.

After the Bars Close
So a little while ago a sexy ladyfriend come to visit and we went out on the town and had ourselves some fun. At the end of the night last call found us with a new group of friends that were eager to come back with us and continue the party, which is just what we did. You can hear the party going on in the background, and it was a fun one let me tell you. Anyway, my ladyfriend she is quite the instigator and once the beers started to rack up she managed to convince this group of guys who were best friends and who work together to play a round of naked beer pong. Jimmy (the thin guy on the right) was all about it, his buff blonde buddy Vance took a bit more convincing on the part of my ladyfriend to show all the goods. Check out Jimmy who just cannot stop playing with his cock. Rick played with me on my side and I have to say, we won, but only because Jimmy was swinging his dick around and knocked over the last cup. I apologize for the quality of the video, I wasnt taping, I was playing. My ladyfriend had the camera and while she is a sweetheart, probably not the best videographer around. But we get it where we can, and I think you will find that the rawness of it is really hot. These are real buddies who work with each other every day, party with each other, have each others backs (they describe themselves as brothers at one point, they are a tight bunch) enjoying rocking out with their cocks out at a party where everybody can see them.

Wyatt and Joe Jerk Off
All good things must come to an end, and so it is with my best buddy in the whole world, Wyatt. You've seen a lot of him, in lots of different situations, but here is my personal favorite. Wyatt and I were hanging one fun, event-filled night and eventually we got to where we were both super horny and we both wanted to jerk off. I told him I would pay for the cam girl if hed let me tape it and of course he was down.

Chat Roulette
Remember the good old days when Chat Roulette was actually fun? My buddies Trevor and Nick Gunner sure do. Most of this video is of all of us jerking off to a porn video I shot, but my favorite part is the beginning where we're showing out dicks to the internet one night.

Naked Tatt Part 2
This is the second part of the Naked Tattoo video. It starts out with me describing what happened to a buddy of mine, who woke up one morning and took a piss only to discover that the night before he'd had an american flag and eagle tattooed on his dick. My buddy says this is so someone could "swallow his pride." Now normally the last thing I would ever do would be to get a tattoo needle anywhere my dick, but what the hell...I had been drinking enough to not feel much, and I was always curious about how much it would hurt. The answer is: not as bad as I thought, although my buddy did give me a very small one, just a single chevron. In the marine corps that's a private first class...so then the joke was that my "privates were first class". It's jokes here all day! My buddy Smokey wondered when I would get promoted, but the guys decided I should get an instantaneous meritorious promotion because I was a BAMF...a Bad Ass Motherfucker. I have to say that I'm really impressed with my buddy Smokey's and his friend's camera work. Smokey's buddy, a marine I had never met before, handled most of it and did a great job. Even at one point when Smokey and I were outside discussing something conducting a little interview with my buddy...how long had been tattooing, and so on. Smokey took the camera for a minute when his buddy went in to get beer and he's just a crack up at all times. Then the tattooing was over and I got a look. I wanted him to fill everything in but that'll have to wait for a later day, but whatever. And I finally got to look at the special tatt that he designed for me that represented out friendship. This was a very special shoot for me, because right after this my buddy got out of the Corps and went home. But I'll always remember him and this shoot every time I look in a mirror and see the work that he did.

Naked Tatt Part 1
By now you've seen plenty of my buddy Wyatt. He shows up in a lot of my videos because of all the guys I know, he is my very best buddy of them all. And although he's very straight—in fact he's one of the pussy-gettinist guys I've ever known—he's totally comfortable being naked and hanging out with other naked guys. It's a nice combo. But now his time is up, my best buddy is getting out of the Corps and going home. This is the last video you'll see him in, at least for a while. And for this last video we wanted to do something special. Something you many not know about Matt is, he is a tattoo artist. So is his girlfriend, actually, he picked it up from her. He practiced over in Iraq while he was deployed there last year, and he's been practicing ever since and has gotten pretty good. I wanted to get one from him before he left, something that would symbolize the intense friendship we have built up. Now about 2 months ago he did a tattoo for a buddy of mine, who we have since nicknamed 'Scorpius' because Matt gave him a giant scorpion tattoo that wrapped around his leg and went up his hip. This was actually the day after we tapped the video 'Bros chillin'. Scorpius got that tattoo sprawled out on my couch and because of where the tattoo was, he (Scorpius) had to be naked the whole time. Matt, who loves to be naked himself, offered to do the tattoo naked himself, and I was just about to get to tape it when Scorpius backed out and decided he didn't want to do that one on film (damn!!). But once I knew that Matt would do that I decided that I wanted my tattoo in the same location, that Matt should be naked when he did it, and that I would tape the whole thing for My Straight Buddy. That was 2 months ago. Shit just kept coming up…one weekend he was off visiting his girlfriend. The next week I was off somewhere. And then back and forth back and forth like this for what seemed like forever. But eventually it happened, on Matt's last weekend here. He came down to Dink's to chill (we also went on a bi-plane ride around San Diego which was the shit) and brought his gun, and we went to work. Now when Scorpius got his tattoo, he was in a lot of pain, and I kinda made fun of him a little bit for it. While he was getting it he had to actually borrow my leather belt so that he could bite it, and I kinda made fun of him for being a marine and not being able to take some pain. I love getting tatted, and I made out like he was being a puss for not being able to take it. Well, now it was my turn. However I cheated, I drank myself stupid before he started, and you can surely tell that I'm more than a little buzzed when this video starts LOL. Originally Dink was going to tape this video, but he got called away to more pressing matters. Luckily another one of my bros was down there and we just gave the camera to him. Surprise bro, you're gonna be taping two naked dudes! But he was cool with it, and I think it's kinda cool that this video not only features one of my buddies, but was also taped by one. He turns out to be a pretty good camera man, although if it had been Dink or me behind the camera one of us would have noticed that the light was too harsh. So the lighting could be better, but the content is hot. Matt and I end up verrrry close to each other, and you can't get much more comfortable as friends and buddies than you see us being in this video. It hurt like a bitch, but not as bad as I thought it would and in general I was able to take it better than Scorpius, which I was proud of. Mind you Scorpius' tattoo was much larger than the one I got. In addition, he gave me a special smaller tattoo on my left arm that represented our friendship. I told him that I didn't want to know what it was…that he should come up with something that would have deep meaning to us, and part of the meaning would be that I would trust him to tattoo whatever he wanted on there, wherever he wanted, which is a level of trust I have with exactly no one else but him. This is part one of the video…the rest will come in two weeks, and you will find out what tattoo he gave me and why. Also, you will see him get so close in to tatt it that his cock ends up resting on my knee. Now that's a close friend!

Back to the Mines
If I have a favorite spot to hang out in the desert, it's got to be the abandoned mine outside of town. you've seen it before in some videos with Zack. It's far enough out of town that no one's going to bother you while you're out there, and yet it's totally accesible even if you don't have a 4-wheel drive. Lots of people must think the same thing, because the area is littered with about a ton of crap that people have dropped off and then shot at. I have to admit that I think it sucks that people dump their shit out there, because otherwise the view up on that hill is amazing and it would be a beautiful place to enjoy nature. But the shit's there, and if it's there, we might as well shoot at it. Naked. Both me and my buddy were feeling some stress one Saturday afternoon, me from work and him from his girl, who he'd just had a very frustrating conversation with. He and I generally have the same solution for frustration...get out the shotties and blow some holes in some shit. So we went back to the mines. Well, mine, anyway. The first thing we noticed was that someone had left a who truck there, so immediately we knew what we'd be expending our ammo on. The second thing we noticed was that we were wearing too many clothes. That's right, both of us this time. Matt was always having all the fun, but I like to run around naked just as much as he does. We're about as tight as bros as you can imagine and we're both totally comfortable letting it all hang out in front of each other, and we both fucking hate wearing clothes, almost as much as we love shooting stuff with out shotguns. Now I realize that some of you may not enjoy the violence and gunplay. But that's what straight military guys like to do...they like to shoot shit and fuck girls. And drink beer. So we blew the shit out of this truck, basically. I have to say it was amazing being out there in the open desert, the weather was about perfect and it felt great to hike the rather long way from Matt's truck down the hill to the target vehicle. I love being naked out in the open, far away from safety. Occasionally Matt would hear a noise and worry that someone was coming, until I reminded him, "Let them come, we have shotguns--what are they gonna do?" Run, probably. You can tell in this video how tight Matt and I are and how chill we are around each other. We climbed all over that truck naked, threw stuff up in the air for each other to get shot (that's my old graphics tablet that stopped working that I can't seem to hit), and generally had a great time. WARNING: Matt shoots a lizard and then finishes it off with a rock. I'm pretty sure that's the first time that's ever been featured in porn. With all our rounds gone it was time to head home. Matt couldn't resist climbing over the mine a bit, and taking a piss off the side, at least until we saw the huge swarm of termites. We said "gross" and bailed.

Josh Chillin 3
And now the last and the best installment in the Josh Chillin' series. This video closes out an amazing day I had with my one of my best bros, after a huge party held at my house. Josh and I are such tight bros we decided to say the hell with the clothes and we spent the whole day hanging out naked. Josh has an incredible body and in this last video you get to see it real up close and personal. His girlfriend (sort of) is still out and our friends that dropped by have left. We're killing time until Cate returns with the car so we can get some beer, but it's taking forever for her to get back, so we decide to kill some time playing video games. We're totally just hanging out naked right next to each other like it's cool...and it is. It's a good friend you can be naked with and yet totally comfortable. That's tight. It's getting late in the day and Josh, despite himself, is getting a little horny. Not enough to do anything crazy mind you, but enough that he starts playing with his balls and gets a little wood. There's not much too it, but it's such an honest display of sexuality you can't help but get turned on by it. Two best friends so tight that not only can we hang out naked together, but even get hard and play with our balls in front of each other without it being weird. That's what friendship is all about. Unfortunately without his supply of beer he begins to fade out, or who knows what would have happened next. What does happen next is he falls asleep naked in my bed. He's out cold and I took the opportunity to get some more great close-ups of my buddy, knowing that he wouldn't mind. Cate finally showed up and she helped out by playing with his cock a little bit and getting him hard again. Unfortunately he's pissed at her for taking so long to show up that he lost his buzz that he's having none of it, and the video ends with us leaving Josh alone to sleep it off. After all, it's been a very day ;)

Jerking In the Kitchen
NOTE: This video is actually from about a year ago, you might recognize the old house where King and I did our thing. Today I decided to try and do what I failed to do last time, which was keep my hands offmy dick while filming some casual nakedness tapes. I did manage to make it out of the shower without jerking off, barely. And then I thought, well why not get the next bit, me walking around the house to get my clothes? And then when I had moved the camera into the living room I thought, "Well, why not get a shot of me opening my front door and checking outside, considering how nice it is." Upon opening the door I realized my neighbor was outside working on something. No worries, he's far enough away, I'm covered by bushes, and the screen door hides me well enough. But just thinking about him makes me hard. He's tall, muscular, but in a very natural way, muscles that come from working. Every single time I see him my first thought is, "Holy shit he is so fuckable." He loves to take his shirt off during the summer months, exposing a delicious broad lightly hairy and-in-just-the-right-places chest. I think I even saw him step out naked one night last summer. Anyway, the mere thought of him makes me rock hard again, so I set up the cameras and open up the kitchen window so I can watch him working. He can't see a thing...believe me, I have checked to see what's visible from out there and not a thing is, but I love being able to watch him put that tight body to work in heavy labor. I had the same cumming issue again though, where it became very difficult to get off. So I repositioned the camera so they focused on this awesome black leather chair I've got. It's the chair I used to jerk off in with my buddy when I was in the USAF...it's seen a lot of action, that chair. I had to wring the sperm out of my cock, but when they came it was a convulsive orgasm that shot through me in waves. I shook my head in disbelief afterwards, it was so intense. Why it should be so difficult for me to come on camera though I don't know, especially since it ought to be the reverse. I have tremendous dick control, I'm turned on by the camera, I'm not at all shy, and there's not even anyone else here to distract me, although who knows, maybe that would be such a turn on that it would help. I'm certainly going to get used it, that's for sure.

Porch Fuck
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have a straight buddy who gets so horny he comes over to your pad to fool around because his girl won't put out--this is the video you have to see. I moved to a new house recently, one much nearer the base and not co-incidentally just a mile away from where King and his fiancee (now wife) live. Lucky for me this makes it a lot easier for King to come over and have some fun, even when he has work the next day. Better for everybody, I think. This video was shot just a few days before his wedding. He's still technically single in this tape. Single and horny as fuck, because his girl was working long long hours and was always tired when she got home. It's funny to listen to these hardcore guys..all and I mean ALL they think about is fucking fucking fucking. He expects her to put out every day, maybe twice, and believe me I know from personal experience that his cock is a lot to handle. There's no way that I'd be able to manage him twice a day, much less his poor girl. He wants her to roll over and take it no matter what time of day or night, and she's working double shifts! Once every two days might be more than 95% of guys get, but that's not enough for King. So he comes over to my place, hinting that he needs to get his cock worked on and he doesn't care who does it. Typical marine. What's funny is, I'm about as tired as she is, so I'm resisting. I know, I know...why would I ever say no to a hawt, built straight marine who wants to fool around? And it almost works...but before I know it, his shorts are off and he's walking around my new house as naked as if he just got out of the showers after PT. I can only resist so much. This video starts out with King giving a little tour of my new pad. The coolest thing about the new place is that it's out in the middle of fuck-all nowhere, so there's nobody around to see anything no matter what you're doing. You can walk around naked all you want, and the summer nights are perfect for it. So the first half of the video is King walking around naked, smoking and playing with himself. If you've never had a marine come over and walk naked around your house and yard, this is what it's like. He won't be satisfied until he sticks his cock in something though. He likes to hint around, but I know exact what he wants, so I get him to say it: A blowjob, a quick fuck, whatever basically. He wants to get off. He can't jerk off any more because his hand is too familiar, he needs a helping hand from a buddy. A girl would be 'cheating', but with me, it's just two buddies helping each other out. Like when your best friend helps you work on your car. The whole thing takes place outside on my front porch. Once again it's just us, two buddies fucking around with each other on a hot night, horny as usual. But getting to do it outside under the stars was the best part for both of us. I love fucking outdoors, the gentle breezes on my balls as king went down on me solo for the first time was amazing. He's gone down before but it's always been mutual, this was the first time I as able to just relax and take it from him. This video is as real as it gets. It's more like a home movie, even more than the other videos you've seen so far. King came over, was horny, and so we taped it. All those stories you hear about buddies so horny they end up fucking...well, it really happens, and this tape is proof.

Straight Buddies Experimenting
The next weekend after all that other shit went down, King came back for another round of drinking and partying, with one condition: tonight we were going to go out and look for some girls. King wants to make porn really bad, but he'd rather be making them with girls. unfortunately for him, there aren't a lot of girls around here. So once again we end up back at my place, drinking heavily and generally acting stoopid. We ended up making an MRE bomb. King can get MRE, Meals Ready to Eat (AKA Meals Ready to Excrete and Meals Rejected by Everyone), which are modern military rations. Back when I was in the service they just came out with a new invention, which was a heater that worked with water. If you crush one up and put it in a bottle, then add water and screw on the cap—boom! So we did that, and you can watch the video. Bored and looking for something to do we pulled out a pack of cards we had picked up the last time we were in Vegas. I lost my hand pretty bad and my 'punishment' was I had to go streaking around my house. It's fun no matter what, but of course I was like, let's grab the video camera! So we end up both going streaking around my house. He makes a big show of not wanting to do it but you can tell that's all bullshit and I call him on it. I knew perfectly well that he really wanted to do it. He fucking loves to be naked. Now that's a marine after my own heart. Once that was done, neither of us wanted to put on our clothes, we both like being naked so much, and neither one of us has any problems being naked around the other. It's like we're brothers almost. I say almost, 'cuz every time we get naked and drinking we end up doing stuff with each other. King's back was killing him. A bunch of trucks got stuck in the mud and he had to carry (or hump, they call it) boxes of MRE through a field of mud in the hot sun for the troops in his platoon. A couple beers in, and King didn't care who was rubbing his back, or that we were both totally naked. We had also just been talking about his large his cock is and he wanted to measure it. So as I start working on his back—which is actually too broad and hard to even get any traction on, it's like trying to massage a door—he starts working up his cock so he can "see how big my shit is". Trust me dude, I've had that thing up my ass—it's big. Once again, the fact that we're both drinking and horny, and now naked and hard, leads us to go someplace we did not mean to go. Every time we promise each other that we're not gonna do anything gay, and then a bottle of Jager and a case of Bud later we're horny as hell and ready to fuck. He took my cock last time, 'cuz I couldn't take his monster dick. I tried again this time...and I managed to get it in, but all we do is laugh through the whole bit 'cuz...I dunno, it just seemed too damned silly for us. I cut that part out of the video, but I'm going to make it available separately if you really want to watch it. I left in all the preparation, the part where I'm sucking him off and apparently doing a pretty good job of it. He hasn't had enough to drink this time to give one back though. Oh well. Our evening went on so long that by this time the sun is rising. This doesn't deter either one of us from going outside with our cocks flopping out. If you like watching guys just hang out naked, and especially if you like to see a guy smoking, you'll love this part. Actually come to think of it, I think every video has a scene where he's outside smoking...this is the first one where you can actually see outside though, 'cuz the sun is up. We weren't gonna finish this one without a cum shot though. We arranged the cameras and sat next to each other on my couch. Since we're totally cool with each other I suggested we trade cocks, so he soon he was beating me off and I was working over his shaft with my left hand. Man he was doing a great job of it too, my bro really knows how to jerk off, I'll say that. You can really see how much fun we're giving each other, it's almost explosive. It's because we're such tight bros...it's not like watching two models go at it, it's watching two best buddies really go at it. I have to admit it's pretty fucking hot to watch. Pretty soon ha says, "I bet I can make you cum before you can make me cum." I tell him I bet he's right, but I have other plans. I want him to cum on my dick so I can use his manjuice for lube. When he cums he shoots a huge load on my cock, and on the couch too...if you look in slo-mo it goes like 3 or 4 feet it seems like. I licked the last bit of the end of his dick too, just to see what it would taste like. I finished up by spilling my load all over his leg...I didn't have distance, but I did have volume. This tape ends with each of us in the shower in turn, him first. He talks some more about his girlfriend, who you heard on the phone and heard King tell the whole story of in King and Joe Hanging Out. He's really moved that she's packing up all he stuff and coming out here to live with him (update: she's here now and they're engaged). He in turn asks me what his cum tastes like.

King and Joe Get Freaky
At the end of Part Two, we saw that I was just about to lick out my bro's ass, but before that goes down I want us to hit the showers first. Gotta make sure things are clean back there. That's where this tape beginsin the shower. It's amazing to me to watch this part again, because I'm really just all over him; rubbing my hard cock on his ass, grabbing his huge cock and balls at every opportunity...we're both totally plastered and all inhibitions are now gone, we're just doing whatever feels good. It's nice to have a buddy that'll help you out. And you'll be able to tell watching this tape that that's what it's all about: two buddies helping each other out. We're so cool with each other, it just doesn't matter anymore. And it feels great. Especially when he reaches down and finger fucks my asshole. He says afterwards that he fingerfucked me the same way he would do to a girl, all I can say is they must like it. Then when his ass is good and washed out, and wishing to repay him for his awesome finger-fuck (he says he did it the same way he does it with his girlfriends, and says "now you know why the girls like it so much." Indeed I do, too. I also like having that giant cock in my mouth apparently, because there's a lot of that on this tape), I proceed to give his butthole a thorough tongue lashing. I'm doing a pretty good job apparently, because he reaches down to jerk me off completely unasked. It's awesome. We get totally into it—it's a shame I don't actually remember it, we were so plastered. I was even surprised to see at one point King first reaching over to play with my balls, and then he actually get's back to 69ing with me! I literally did not remember this part, I'm not sure if he does, either. It's sooo hawt though, as it's so honest...you can see him looking over...thinking "Should I"...I'm doing a pretty good job sucking him off so maybe he just wanted to help out his buddy again. It's seriously intense though. When it came time for him to fuck me, we discovered that his dick was too big for my poor little ass. To my intense amazement however, he asked me to fuck him (I'd heard this about straight marines, that they always roll right over, I was amazed to discover that it was actually true). I was more than happy to oblige. Unfortunately this video also ends without a cumshot. At the end of the video you see us go out for a smoke, but during that break we actually decided that we were both too tired to continue so we'd have to finish up another day. That actually led to us doing a whole 'nother night, Straight Buddiees Experimenting, just so we could make sure we popped a cumshot for you guys!

King and Joe Jerk Off and 69
This is where thing start to get really interesting. The first part was King playing with himself, and then us hanging out naked together. In part two, we get down to business. When we started out that just meant jerking off together but we ended up doing just about everything by the time the night was through. He knew that I had sucked his dick before 'cause I showed him the tape of me doing it on Night One (Shave, Shower and a Blowjob). He admitted that he had woken up in the middle of it and not stopped me, but he was still a long way from being OK with me doing it now. That long way is a road paved with beer cans pockmarked by Jager Bombs. But back to the present. The first half of this movie (a full 30 minutes) is us jerking off together in my living room. We're standing watching porn on the TV (I have a projection screen so it projects on my wall). He really likes to play to the camera so there are someclose-up shots of his incredible dick (seriously, it's impressive). Also sometimes I take the little camera off it's stand and do some close-up shots. I'm shooting from behind and the sight of his huge balls slapping on that thing is amazing. He's hung like a bull. I also got some great shots when I layed down on the floor and had him stand over me. He has a really tight body I have to admit. An amusing moment comes when he spits on his dick to lube it up and it goes through his fingers and lands in my face. There's just too much to write about...but this is so much more than a regular jerk-off tape. We're not two guys pretending to be friends, we are best friends, and you can tell when you watch this movie. We shoot the shit with each other, we joke with each other, and so on. All the other sites hire models to create this fantasy, for which you have to fill in the blanks...not with this video. This is two real guys jerking off at home. Two real guys who are both total exhibitionists and love showing off for the camera. There's no nervousness, no rush. Just two buddies having a great time. Such a great time, as a matter of fact, that the subject of giving blowjobs comes up. King's ready to get one...he's horny as fuck, he's had enough beers, and loosened up enough from jerking off in front of me to be cool with the idea. Just as long as "Nothing goes up my ass" he's OK with it. We start off by having him pour beer down his cock and I drink the beer right off his dick. I love beer and King loves doing fun stuff so this went very naturally and soon I was sucking him like a pro, and he was loving it. Even I'm surprised when I watch this video, it's so intense. I'm not saying it's the best blowjob you'll ever see. I'm saying you can see bond between two buddies, you can feel how badly I wanted to service his cock, and you can see the change as he starts to really get into it. In fact pretty soon he's so into it he asks what I think about us taking turns fucking each other. But he wants to suck my cock first. Dayum! Okay. In retrospect I really wish I had had him get on his knees and work my dick over with his tongue. It would have been great to have been able to watch him swallow my dick whole, but at the time I guess I had other plans. Not that they were bad plans, I pulled him right down on the floor for an awesome sixty-nine. Unfortunately one of the good things about this video is also one of the bad things about this video. We were so into having fun that I forgot to mind the cameras. Only the one was actually taping, and it was the wide angle, and we're sort of off to one side. I still think it's incredibly hot though. You've seen plenty of dicks close up, and in fact soon you'll get to see King's in hi-quality full color. What you don't usually get to see is the raw intensity of two best buddies completely losing themselves in giving each other pleasure. This video ends with me lining him up so I can lick out his ass, and discovering that it stinks back there. We head to the shower to wash it out and the intense session that follows is what start Part Three.

King and Joe Hanging Out
King and I had just gotten back from Vegas a few hours before. I basically had to take him because of all the crazy fucked up shit we ended up doing during Night One. Basically I had to take him to a strip club in Vegas so he could A: remind himself that he was really straight and B: cleanse the memories of playing with me by having titties rubbed in his face. The result though is, tonight we are both horny as fuck--neither of us came on Night One, we just passed out, neither of us got off in Vegas, now it's 3 days on and we've both got blue balls from hell. And we're both much more comfortable around each other now. On the other hand, on the way back from the grocery store getting more Jagermeister, King gets a call from his ex-fiancee. She left him with a broken heart maybe two months before, now she's changed her mind and she wants to come back to him! Luckily, this doesn't change King's mind about doing the videos. In fact, this video starts off with him talking to her. Only, as he's talking to her, he unbuttons his jeans and starts playing with himself. Pretty soon he's rock hard and showing off his long, thick cock to the camera as he chats with her on his cell phone. When he takes off his pants, he tells her he's climbing into bed because he's tired. The thing that's awesome about my buddy King is: every time he wants to smoke a cigarette he goes outside naked. This time he has his shirt on still, but his dick is poking out from beneath. Like a banana. It's fucking huge! He finished up his conversation on my front step, balls hanging out the whole time. When he finally hangs up he heads inside and I have him explain the whole situation and what just happened as he makes us some more Jager Bombs. Just a few weeks prior King had a girl visiting him but staying at my place. In fact, the fact that she was staying with me and she was a crazy insane bitch is one of the reasons he's helping me make videos--he owes me. Once he got rid of her, he already had another girl lined up and ready to go. Now his ex-fiancee has just called wanting to get back with him. He explains the whole scenario while he makes our drinks, wearing nothing but a t-shirt. Well, until he realizes that he's wearing it and takes it off. Then I ask him if he'd mind if I got naked, too. He doesn't care, we're bros! The last part of the video is just us hanging out naked and bullshitting on the front porch. There's nothing sexual about it and there's no cum shot. In fact, after there's no stroking at all for the last half of the video. What you do get to see is two friends who are totally comfortable with each other. By the end of this video, you'll know that King and I are two real dudes and we really are best bros. This is what other porn sites try to fake. And not to worry, this is just part one...by the end of part two we're on the floor 69ing each other. And that's just the warm-up for part three.

Shave, Shower and a Blowjob
I have known my buddy King for more than a year now. He's a great guy, and we really enjoy hanging out together. We usually go drinking and chasing girls, but one crazy weekend it became something more. Luckily King is a total exhibitionist and actually wanted the whole thing taped. The whole evening started with us trying to convince a girl to come over. Occasionally you can hear us talking about this, and in fact I Made King tell the whole story of what happened on tape (he's naked, so you have something to watch while he tells the story). We have a mutual friend named Monica who was supposed to come over and we were all going to have a little fuck session, but she bailed on us (turned out later it was all a mix-up). King and I ended up at a bar and we started buying each other shots, and it was all downhill from there. We had had a fight recently--over a girl--and hadn't even spoken to each other for about 2 weeks prior. Now we had made up though and it was all about proving that we were still bros. We're pretty tight friends, and often when we get going it's hard to get a word in edgewise with us. Now we were making up for lost time. When we stumbled home we had our arms around each other's shoulders. We had been drinking enough that when he had to piss, he just whipped his cock out and let it flow as we were walking down the street. When we got back to my pad he started bitching about there not being any pussy for us. \"But I have pussy for us!\" I said. I have a Futurotic Pussy and Ass molded off of porn star Tera Patrick which looks almost like the real thing. I told him that if he fucked it on camera that it would go a long way to repaying the debt he owed me (part of the problem with the girl, long story). Being horny enough to fuck just about any pussy that's put in front of him, he readily agrees. King is an exhibitionist by nature. He loves to be naked and he loves to show off. It doesn't take much convincing to get him to do this. Besides, we've been friends for a long time, and we've fucked girls together before. There is absolutely no shyness between us, in fact we're maybe more comfortable when we're naked than with our clothes on. We're well matched as friends that way. Sometimes when it gets really hot (we live in the desert) we end up naked anyway. So the video starts out with us just hanging out naked at my house. Somehow he gets it into his head that he needs to shave his balls...I disagree but just try and convince him otherwise. After a brief commentary from him on how we ended up with a plastic pussy instead of the real thing, we head to the bathroom to shave him. Then for some reason he gets it into his head to shave his entire body, from top to bottom. And for some reason, I get it into my head to tell him that I'm going to be the one doing the shaving. I originally only meant to shave his chest, I was going to let him shave his own balls...I mean we're tight, tight enough to be naked together, but I didn't think we were that tight. I was more than a little surprised when he indicated I should continue south. I was even more surprised when he turned around and told me to shave his ass. Something about being on video just inspired us to go further and further. That led to us getting in the shower together, where he again surprised me by asking me to bic his balls, so he wouldn't \"cut himself\". Which is ironic because I got nervous and cut his balls with the bic...whoops! It was worth it though. Then I washed him off myself, top to bottom, including his ass. And yet there was nothing weird or strange about rubbing down my buddy for the first time. In fact it felt great. I think it might have freaked him out some, you'll have to watch the video to see his reaction. Afterwards we went back out to my living room where the porn was playing. He makes an attempt at fucking the fake pussy and ass, but it's hard to get a good angle one it, it's definitely not like the real thing. He eventually decides to sit back and use it like a masturbator. I can't resist rubbing his huge goose-egg sized balls while he does this, and he doesn't stop me. Unfortunately we were both too 'tired' to finish and when he went to sleep I crawled in with him, dreaming about the next time we would get to play together. I didn't have to wait long!

Fun in the Bathroom (Two)
I promise I wont be making all my movies in the bathroom...but since I'm A) naked in there a lot anyway, and B) I'm free, so i can film myself in there whenever I want, and C) lots of guys like watching dudes in their natural environment, so there you go. Perhaps someone will really get off on the idea of watching me do my morning thing...with no one else there, like there's a hidden camera or something. So this latest video was shot with just the window open and no other lights, so it has a very natural look to it. I couldn't so the actual scene in the shower again, as water went everywhere last time. But you get to see a bit more of my morning ritual in this one...as I brush my teeth and stuff. It's really like being a fly in the wall, or being the sneaky next-door neighbor who has a hole drilled in my bathroom wall and is peekin' in on me. Like I had to finish up on the can, same as in the other one. If you're tired of seeing guys spank it on the same old couch, watch me spank it in places where guys really do their work. It's as real as it gets. I've been jerking off a <>i>lot lately though, so it was a little difficult to wring one out at the end. I kept almost getting there, and you know how that is...there's no such thing as 'almost' when you're rubbing one out...if I've started I am damn well gonna finish! So the last few minutes of spanking in this movie are really intense.

Fun in the Bathroom (One)
I had on of the biggest wanks of my life today. I have a new appreciation for how hard it is to jerk off on camera. I love being on camera. I'm not in the least bit shy and in fact the reverse, my problem is that I'm not shy enough. However, I love showing off for the camera and watching myself in the viewfinder makes me hot. But when it comes time to drop a load off...it's almost impossible to finish. In the end it just makes for a longer video, though... It started off innocently enough, I really only wanted to some "basic nakedness" tape, so I set up the camera to record me as I was taking a shower (actually sort of picking up where I left off from the day the lights went out). I really wanted it to be just totally normal...like there was a hidden camera in my bathroom that you could watch. But of course, knowing the camera is on I can't resist, and pretty soon I'm sporting some massive wood and it's like the head of my cock is so swollen it might pop off. I also got so into it that I didn't notice water from the shower was going every-freakin'-where. Ah well. Now this is where the problem kicks in--I could do that all day long. But all the activity was starting to wear the poor little guy out and while I could continue to edge myself forever, I could feel the Money Shot slipping away, so I sat down on the can to finish up. I almost came three times, and then right as I'd feel a Big O coming on it would start to slip away. I concentrated hard, and thought about my favorite fantasy, which right now is about these four friends who go camping and get naked and go ATVing together...it's based on a picture I have in my galleries. It's a guaranteed spooger for me! When it finally came, or rather when I finally came, it waqs like a damn bursting and flooding a whole village. Holy shit!
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