Movies with Q

You could also consider this movie to be "Naked Jock Part 2". Jock's out of the tub and hanging out in the kitchen with his cock hanging out, to the amusement and consternation of his buddy, who at once is cool with everything and also not all that thrilled about having cock in his face since Jock loves being naked an won't put his pants on. He's a really funny guy, and it helps to know that most of his scorn is actually just him pretending to be bothered by it for comedic effect. I personally think it's funny as hell. He wants to see Jock's tatts closer, but wants Jock to cover his junk first. Jock takes us on a guided tour of his tatts, including the new one he just got, "Dying to live." If you look close you can tell that when he got it it was misspelled "Dieing to live"; he had it corrected the next day and the whole tatt is really just a few days old. Later in the bathroom Jock has put wet toilet paper over his dick which makes for a sort of fig leaf effect. This satisfies his buddy for a moment but he then can't pass up the chance to hit Jock in the dick and it falls off when Jock collapses in pain. It hurts but it's hilarious at the same time. While Jock's sitting on the side of the tub recovering his buddy taunts him that hitting him in the dick was the best thing he'd done all day. Then, much to my surprise my buddy Q shows up. He'd just got married and I had got trashed at the reception just a few days before. Jock and Q were buds from way back when they were in the same barracks at their last station, but hadn't ever run into each other out here, despite both being close friends of mine as you'll see in the next scene. Q is also one of my buddies that can't keep his pants on either, so I knew it wouldn't be a big deal when he found Jock running around naked. In true form Q drops trou and starts walking around with nothing but his cowboy hat on. The guys end up in my office, because they want to see the tape I'm downloading, which is of Jock and his buddy play-fighting earlier in the afternoon. I wish I could show you guys that video but I can't, what you'd see is Jock and his buddy rolling around on the floor wrestling, then hitting each other in the face to show how tough they were, and ironically to show how good of friends they were. They were really drunk and Unfortunately they went too far, and Jock ended up splitting his buddy's eye wide open, blood wet everywhere. You get to see and hear a naked Jock explain how it all went down. the funny thing is they were both happy about it, they both thought it was cool, Jock especially liked having blood on his tattoos. Yeah go figure but you got to love these guys, they are true alpha males. The part of this video that really makes me smile is when they're both sitting there stark naked arguing over who is the better friend and who's known me longer. Hey guys you're both great friends! Then, just because we can, we go out naked shooting with the shotgun. It's great to watch these guys with their cocks flopping around in the outdoors, and they both have a great time shooting off a few rounds. Unfortunately the sun is about to go down, and so the video naturally fades out of its own accord.

Where to even begin with this one? This is the tape that re-started it all, and the reason My Straight Buddy rose out of the grave. I have a couple of good buddies, Zack and Q, who just fucking love to be naked and drop their drawers every chance they get. It was inevitable that their naked shenanigans would get taped and once that happened it was inevitable that I'd want to share it with you. Once Zack found out he could make money running around naked at my house he hasn't been able to keep is pants on since, I'm sure the fact that he's often intoxicated helps. One night Zack was over at my house, with our mutual friend Caitlin, who at the time was dating Josh (this becomes important later). When we found out our good buddy Q was gonna be coming over, Zack decided to surprise him by popping out wearing a loin cloth and his desert boots from Iraq. He grabbed an old short of mine, and I grabbed my camera. We had a few minutes before Q got there so the first part of the tape is Zack hanging out outdoors on my patio mostly naked in the twilight. When Q shows up (you can hear his truck coming at least 30 seconds before he arrives) Zack runs into the bathroom and hides so he can pop out when Q walks in--Q is amused but not terribly surprised. He's holding a butcher knife I left on my table and Zack is wielding a sharp-ended piece of wood from my fence which blew over in a recent wind-storm. I tell them to "Fight! Fight!" and Q says that they totally would if Zack was wearing anything but he's not, a rule he ends up breaking later on after they've both had some more beers. They almost ended up mud wrestling...naked...and I'm pretty sure that something you'll get to see down the line. They don't care. First they end up arm-wrestling for a clip that was originally gonna go on YouTube, Zack in his loincloth, Q in a sort of reek looking thing made out of a piece of old cammies he had in his truck. Zack is a little guy but it's all muscle, the guy has the body-fat index of a marble statue, and he takes Q down in about 10 seconds. So they decide to wrestle on the floor, 'cuz Q used to grapple in high school. Zack on the other had hasn't taken a shower yet and all he has to do is get Q's face stuck in his armpit and he's done. Oh yeah, and you can clearly see the happy face that got drawn on Zack's ass the night before (actually it's supposed to be Bart Simpson). Zack quickly pins Q and that's over. Then Josh shows up. Now the reason Caitlin was over at my house in the first place was: Josh had taken her car out somewhere and at the time he was the only person on the Planet Earth without a cellphone, so when he shows up she lets into him. True to form though when Josh sees that his friends are running around naked, he wants to be naked, so soon there are three naked guys and one very happy clothed girl in my house. They guys for some reason that made perfect sense at the time started cutting holes in pieces of cardboard that they could stick their dicks through, Zack made one that said "WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR FOOD". Which is bullshit, because I know for a fact he'd do it for free. Then the video ends. To be honest Josh and Caitlin started fighting about him taking the car without telling her (turns out he was having a stereo installed for her) and I turned the camera off.