Movies with Zack

Our final destination on the roadtrip was King's hometown, and when we got there he had called ahead and set up some girls for us to party with...basically drink some beer and try to get laid. We were still staying in a motel 'cuz King had just moved into a new (and very small) pad right before he came on the trip, his only furniture was a 52" plasma TV from Rent-A-Center and a twin bed. Zack and I were the only ones staying in the room but King was hanging out there with us instead of at home because it was more convenient. Plus, we had the alcohol with us. After so much time on the road both of them were feeling kind of shaggy up top and both needed trims rather badly, especially to impress some girls (or so they thought, when we met them later on not so much). However we were seriously running out of time and in typical marine fashion they decided they could give each other quick barracks buzzcuts...what lazy marines do for each other when they need to pass inspection and had been drinking too much to make it to the barber the night before. Every marine is an amateur stylist for this reason ;) Actually they were both going to hit the showers first, then do it, but I reminded them if they did it that way then their hair would be all wet and they'd jam up my clippers. Luckily by this time they were both naked and after so many days on the road together (and wrestling naked in Wells, NV) they were totally comfortable with each other and decided to trim each other up with their balls hanging out. Believe me, I lived in the barracks myself for years and I saw this happen plenty of times, when you're naked with your bros as much as marines are it doesn't even faze them. Zack was up first, with King showing his skills with the clippers. When he was done, they switched and Zack took care of King. Watch the way Zack keeps his hand on King's shoulder while he's working, how close both of their packages come to rubbing on each other's legs, and how casually comfortable they are being naked with each other. Also they're banter is funny as hell, especially when whoever is getting trimmed is warning the trimmer that they'd better not fuck it up. Which to my eyes they do, as far as I can tell they both end up with Moe Howard (Three Stooges, bro) cuts...but they're happy. I won't lie they both went to Wal-Mart and professionals do it the next day, and I couldn't blame them. Anyway, we ended up with a pile of hair on the floor, and both of them ended up in the shower together. We only had like 10 minutes to get ready and get out of there (well they did, I had got ready earlier so I had plenty of time). They had already showered together when (and because) they had been drinking, so it wasn't weird for them to hop in there together. In fact, I sort of got the impression that they both liked it. That's it...we ran out the door with a quickness and got to the girls just in time. Both girls commented on the buzzcuts and the guys had a laugh telling them how they came about. I think the humor was what got them laid, because they both got lucky that night.

I'm so glad I found these old tapes that I decided to give you an extra long update this time around...an hour and 17 minutes. Enjoy! Zack is out of the Marine Corps! It's time for him to make the switch to civilian life. It's a big change for him, and it's a bit of a bummer to see one of your best buddies leaving. I stopped counting the "fuckin's" after about 500, so I hope that he can fit in with the family back home in Iowa for a while. Zack talks for a while about his experiences, including his "pattern of misconduct," which of course is his badge of honor. I got Zack to show me some of the exercise routines he had to do all the time (naked of course) before we headed out for one more road trip into the desert for no reason other than it's something to do naked! We nearly damaged the rental car on some rocks but lucked out. Zack was so full of energy that he had me breathing heavy to keep up with him as he finds rocks that look like penises and points out how the desert heat has discolored the stones in our wide open sanctuary. I had to be naked with Zack ass we hiked miles away from our car into the desert. Being naked in the open air got me horny so I gave the camera to Zack and rubbed one out. Back home Zack and I sit on the porch, smoke and drink naked, just relaxing as buddies do in honor of Zack's last day as an Active Duty Marine and his first day as civilian Zack.

This video takes place immediately after the events of "Quarters". It's actually one long video, Quarters is the first part, this is the second, and the next video ("Horny Zack") is how the night finished off. I just spilt it up into 3 parts for convenience. When this video starts Zack and I have decided to kill some time by going out and shooting the shotgun while we wait for Josh to arrive, since he won't fuckin' answer his phone and we have no idea how long that will be. Zack put on his sweatshirt and cowboy hat cuz it's still a little windy and chilly outside, grabs the gun and we set off to the empty field in front of my house to do a little shooting. I really do live out in the middle of nowhere which is great, and marines love to shoot things what can I say, especially marines that have grown up in litte farm towns and probably got their first shotguns when they were 6. Josh finally showed up with Zack's cigarettes just as we were finishing up shooting (as pissed off that we kept calling him as we were that he wouldn't answer). I'm watching Zack smoke out on the porch (I also get him pissing on the wheel of my jeep), when Josh discovers the shotgun, yanks down his own pants and says he's going to show us "how rednecks cut down trees" (answer, with multiple shotgun rounds...but I'm pretty sure buckshot works better than birdshot). Zack takes the gun and start shooting between Josh's legs, I'm like "I'm not sure that's safe" and Zack assures me that it's not. Whenever he shoots the barrel jumps up and smacks Josh in the balls. After all this shooting the gun needs to be cleaned, Zack and Josh want to show off by completely disassembling my shotgun, which is cool but I remind Zack that he's wearing "too much clothes", a problem he is more than happy to rectify. Josh just enjoys walking around the house with is pants down, although eventually he takes off his wife-beater and wraps it around his head claiming he's a ninja. How can I even begin to describe what comes next? It's 40 minutes of Zack and Josh taking apart and then struggling to put back together my Mossburg. They're both marines with plenty of experience with weapons from before they came in the Corps., so I wasn't worried even tough it took them longer than they expected. All I can say is that the guys are a riot; drinking, fighting, and having fun with their pants down. Josh farts, playes with his knife, takes apart a shotgun shell and starts throwing the BBs at Zack, and generally being obnoxious and really funny...at least of you're not trying to concentrate on putting a shotgun together. Zacks having a hard time of it, especially when Josh starts dropping giant sloppy wet fart bombs, as Zack gets this horrified look on his face and orders Josh "Outside!". While I was editing this video that cracked me up every time I saw it. Speaking of, if you like marines, smoking, or outdoors/public nudity...Josh hits all three of those at once. This video ends with Zack finally getting the weapon back together again and marchinng right outside to test it, firing off a couple rounds butt-ass nekkid. Good shit.

So Jack decided he wanted a tattoo, and against my better judgement and advice, he decided he wanted Zack to give it to him. Specifically he wanted a tribal tiger in a place that would require him not to be wearing any pants, so I said I'd pay for the tatt if he'd let me tape it. This video starts out with Zack, Jack and I hanging out one night. You've seen two houses now, my old place that Zack was staying at that was being painted and renovated, and my other place (now long gone, although there is one more video that takes place there) where Jack was chilling with me for a few days. Zack was in town visiting and that always equals long nights and lots of booze. Zack makes himself some kind of vile drink-when you hear me freak and and say "Nooo!" it's because he's about to add Apple Pucker, which seems like a lot worse of an idea than it is. Not that I would drink a lot of it but it wasn't as awful as you would think. Zack has an iron stomach but Jack and I stuck with the Bud Light thank you. Around this same time Jack was pursuing some chick online, over Facebook. He's checking his messages every like 3 minutes, he even admits on video that he is a 'Facebook whore', and none of us disagree with him. The girl wants a picture, which he is happy to provide and gives him an excuse to take off his jeans, if not his marine silkies, wich he still wears (silkies are the cammo green ultra thin and super-suggestive boxers marines wear...Jack hasn't been in the USMC for a while, because he was locked up in the brig for a while, but he still has a bunch of USMC clothes from back in the day). Once the jeans are off everything might as well come off, because he's about to get tatted up anyway. He starts off with a piss and a shower, and then shaves the area a bit with Zack's razor which causes us both to laugh. Zack, if you ever watch this...Jack used your Gillette on his crotch ;) And then down to business. You get to watch Zack getting verrrry close to Jack's solid package, which is just flopping thereabout 3 inches away from where Zack's needle is. Oh yeah, I almost forgot...Zack had to transfer the drawing he did (of a tribal tiger) to Jack's leg. Jack was standing there letting him do this but was holding his junk in his hands, and I suggested that this was unnecessary, but maybe it was because as soon as his hand was down Zack smacked him good. This became a running gag for Zack throughout the night, I'm surprised Jack didn't beat the shit out of him but it did lead to some playful wrestling later. Also I should mention that, just because Zack owns a tattoo gun (which I got him), doesn't mean he knows the first thing about tattooing. So there's some increasingly comical bits where Jack starts coming to the same realization, despite the fact that I warned him many times that you absolutely do not want Zack doing anything complicated (like a tribal tiger). This video was shot months ago and Jack moved away shortly after, so I haven't seen it since--I'm pretty sure it looks like a patch of black mold. I did warn him LOL. When done, Jack takes a much-needed piss break and after he shakes it off and walks into the kitchen Zack is waiting ready to slap him again (of course). Buit this time it's war! Jack is outgunned though, Zack quickly has control and forces Jack to the floor, and then onto his back. We've ben at it all night and by this time we were all beat and ready to hit the sack, despite the fact that you can see the morning light shining through the windows. Good night!

This video is actually a continuation of Buzzcut 2. Zack has just got done giving Jack a really terrible buzzcut. We all told Jack at the time it was fine but really...it's a good thing Jack didn't have any kind of inspection the next day (not that he would, unlike most of the guys on this site Jack is a former marine). When this was taped Jack had been out of the brig for about 7 days, and he was enjoying the hell out of his freedom. It was a hot, hot summers day and an overworked fuse blew on the cooler so it was a sauna in my house but we were there to fix it up and I was only going to be there for a few days so we had to make the best of it. It's hard enough for Jack to keep his clothes on in the best of circumstances, but having just got a naked buzzcut and facing a hard job in a hot house, he decided there was no point to putting any pants on and I did not encourage him to. You might well be noticing at this point: "That Jack, he sure does a lot of painting." Like I said, he had just got out of the brig and a brother needed some cash, and a year of crazy parties had taken its toll on both houses so I needed a lot of painting done. It didn't hurt at all that Jack likes to paint naked so he doesn't fuck up his clothes. Only this time Zack is there with him. Now in the video Zack's Back we saw the aftermath of a particular mistake that Zack namely that he moved in with some stripper in Reno and when she kicked him out he showed up at my house, just in time for a party. Since he needed a place to stay I let him hang out at the desert pad Knowing Zack, I'm actually shocked that he had his clothes on at all, he usually out of them faster than anybody. Back when he lived with e we used to just hang around the house naked cuz there was no point in putting clothes on when it was just us. Eventually the heat caught up with him and Jack and I were both like, what are you of all people doing with your clothes on?! These two are totally comfortable naked around each other and this video is just the bullshitting while they do their work. At the end they crack beers and hang out in the doorway...almost outside and totally where anyone could see them if there was anyone there to look. It's hot to watch these two bros chill together with their dicks out like it ain't nothing but a thing.

Well if you ever wanted proof that anything can happen if you wait around long enough, I submit to you tonights video as evidence. My old buddy Zack, who long ago got out of the USMC and went back home apparently ended up in Reno with a stripper who apparently turned out to be crazy. A long drive and two stops by the Highway Patrol later he showed up at the house of some friends of mine who were getting ready to come visit me. All of us ended up partying pretty hard that night--the cops got called twice, and a bunch of us ended up naked anyway. I apologize for being too far-gone to tape that, but when I woke up the next morning and Zack was still passed out (or so I thought) naked on the futon outside, I took full advantage. Turns out he was horny, too!

You've heard the expression "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag," and now you can witness it for yourself. Naked Zack can pack more stuff into his bag than anyone I know. He begins by pouring his favorite adult beverage into a pop bottle so that he can take it on his long bus ride back to Iowa. If you've ever had the "opportunity" to ride a bus across the country, you'll appreciate the talk about screaming kids, bus murderers and the like. Zack also brings up the stories about my house being haunted, and we share those stories as he continues to find more and more things to fit into his bags. I wish I could make a list of how many things he fits into his travel bags. He romps around the place, takes a couple of smoke breaks, and finds things he wants to fit into the last remaining spaces left in his bags, all the time naked of course. When Zack goes outside I have to remind him that I do have neighbors. I don't know if they would like to see Zack's cock, balls and ass as much as you and me, so I try to keep him out of their view. Of course Zack doesn't care. He has no inhibitions and would love to run around naked everywhere. My camera gets in close when he bends over to dig things out of the drawers, zooms in on his dick when he stretches out on the couch, all because he wants to show off his hot body. And of course you want to see it. Zack is one of my best buddies, and you'll pick up on that during the conversation. This one is over 50 minutes long and gives you a lot of insight on our life of reckless abandon. At the end of the tape we recognize that this is the "end of an era." Fond memories of our time together are here for you. Enjoy!

You've seen my buddy Jock a bunch of times now and you've seen how comfortable he is running around naked. This video is from one of the very first times he did a video for me, immediately after he got back from Iraq, but before he met and married his wife (quick marriage, even quicker divorce). We were at my place waiting for our friend Kori to come over so they could tape a video for me. Lots of accidental videos had occurred, but for this one I had actually convinced them to 'make a real video'. It occurred to me that while we were waiting, I should encourage Jock to drop his pants so we could see all the work he'd done over in Iraq. You can really see the difference. The hotel party we had for the boys before they left became the subject of the SemperFuck.com video Hotel Party. Altough the video that this precedes won't be up for a while, you can see other videos like featuring Jock and Zack on semperFuck.com.

OK, first things first, even though this video is "Naked MMA Part One" there's no naked combat in this video...that's all in Part Two. This all actually happened a couple weeks ago, during a period when Zack had moved back in with me for a little bit while he needed a place to stay. Four of our best friends, two guys and two girls, came over to hang out and drink with us. We're super-tight with them and so much like family that casual nakedness goes completely unnoticed. Which is good because Zack loves to be naked and doesn't care who's over he'll just let it all hang out. B-Rad, the tall think guy is an amateur MMA fighter, who had a fight coming up soon (now past, he lost). Somehow or another, we were all drinking so I don't even remember, it got decided that Zack and and B-Rad should fight a couple rounds naked. I think they were kidding but then didn't want to back away from a dare...once you tell a marine "No balls" you can pretty much get him to do anything. Zack hits the showers first, but everyones so casual both B-Rad and the other dude who we call Small Weenie drop in from time to time to conversate with a brother. Small Weenie, inspired, gets naked for a minute too, showing that he doesn't have a small weneie after all, so now we call him "Super Weenie". Okay so we still call him Smal Weenie cuz we know it bugs the shit out of him LOL. When he's done, he doesn't bother putting on clothes, why bother? Fuck clothes! We're all pretty used to seeing Zack walk around naked by now anyway. This video is all about casual nudity and being comfortable around your friends. There's also a litte preview clip at the end that shows what's coming in Part Two. Part One may not be all that exciting, but it's the setup for the next part which has B-Rad and Zack going three rounds in different style. OK so none of them are really MMA (mixed-martial arts), but there's some great action with Small Weenie reffing. You'll like it even more after wtaching this video and seeing these three best friends just chillin and not giving a damn that their buddy is hanging out with his cock hanging out.

So you may have noticed, Zack is staying with me again. You know from previous posts how much the guy likes to be naked, recently he's been jerking off whenever he feels like it, too. I'll come out of my room and he'll be right there on the couch spanking away, and he seriously doesn't give a shit. So, it became my mission recently to get one of these sessions on video. A couple of days ago it warmed up a bit around here and I knew my chance had come. If there's one thing Zack loves as much as wanking, it's being naked outdoors. So I turned on the camera and started following him around the house. Sure enough... This video starts with Zack and I bullshitting outside on my side porch...about some buddies of ours that come over too much, and about the girl he's trying to see behind her husband's back (best part, he still talks to her husband like they're buddies). Fair warning, my porch is a fucking mess LOL. Anyway, pretty soon I convince him to move to the front porch where I know no one can see...cuz it's the first day that's been warm enough for him to want to drop his shorts. And sure enough, with a very little prodding, he does. He enjoys the wind on his balls for a minute, and then I let him know about a new DVD I got recently that's all about outdoor sex, a favorite theme for both of us. He'd been bitching earlier about not being able to rub one out because there was always people over and so I mentioned that I had watched some of it the night before and it was pretty good...he took the bait and decided to let go a load. You've seen Zack jerk it before, but this time I got some really great shots of his junk, which got hard the instant the video started and stayed hard even when his mom called right as he was getting started. He finishes up by bowing a huge load, but it oozes out of his cock...strangely sexy. i couldn't resist and tasted some, which he thought was really gross but what the fuck, I wanted to see what he tasted like. Yummy!

My old buddy Zack dropped by the day before christmas to do some laundry. Now the thing about Zack is he has almost no clothes, he's living on a friend's couch and he has only one pair of jeans that never get washed because he can't take them of at the laundromat. Well he can take them off at my place. We only have so much time though because my Mom and two friends are out grocery shopping and they'll be back sooner or later. As a matter of fact, although I ran out of tape before this happened, they did come back before his shit was out of the dryer and he had to walk around with a comforter wrapped around him. Mom pretended to be all freaked out but secretly I think she liked it. Anyhow, Zack gets naked, I take his clothes out to the wash for him (my machines are outside and right now it is freaking cold), he smokes a cigarette and then relaxes on my couch so we can catch up. It's actually been awhile since we've hung out. The first thing I want to show him is this crazy porn I ended up with the day before...I had gone out to the local watering hole for a football raffle and ended up winning a porn DVD(!). Another buddy of mine and I sat down and watched it later that night, and it turned out to be the worst porn DVD of all time. Like a train wreck, so impossibly bad you can't imagine that anyone taped it, much less put it on a DVD to sell it. I felt gypped and I got it for free. The one I have to show Zack first is this insane clown in full clown suit and demented mask, the look of surprise on Zack's face is priceless. The other is one where the girl has the worst boob job of all time. It's bad but not so awful that it doesn't give Zack a little wood from watching it. Somehow or another we get on to my exercycle that's been sitting in a box since maybe July, and he offers to put it together for me. Turns out it's a snap to set up and pretty soon I have o excuse not to be riding it anymore.

This update is something of a departure from what you usually see on MyStraightBuddy. It's a leftover from the roadtrip, one that I'm just now getting around to releasing. Zack and I were in some little shitty motel when we realized the roadtrip was costing us lots more than we had bargained for. We can really blow through some cash, I gotta tell you. We decided to tape a real solo video of him spanking his pud and try to sell that to someone. So it's kinda weird on this tape because I'm pretending not to know him, even though we're best bros and we've spent the last two weeks in a car driving across the US together. This video starts out with me asking him basic interviewer questions, stuff you probably know the answers to already if you've watched his other videos. Actually the funniest part is me pretending like I'm all hot and bothered, telling him he has beautiful blue eyes and saying how hot it is to watch him jerking like that. I'm sure you'll find it totally hot...but for me trust me I am taking one for the team. Now if he were fucking a girl that might be cool...I just have to laugh every time I hear myself say something in this video. What can I say, we thought it would be a quick way to earn some bucks. Anyway, we get him down to his boxers and then he moves to the bed where he shows off his ass for the camera. Then he starts playing with his balls and stroking his thick cock. Here's where you can tell that we're actually really tight friends, cuz he lets me get in real close. At one point I'm shooting his package from underneath and the microphone jams him in the butt, I'm not sure anyone else could have got away with that. It was really hot in the room, and we didn't want to turn on the a/c because it would have been really loud, so we had him finish up in the shower. unfortunately you can't actually see the spooge but you can definitely see the look on his face. Then he hangs out naked for a minute smoking a cigarette. We were in a town that he used to live in and afterwards we went out to a watering hole that he used to go to, he met an old girl of his and we ended up bringing her back to the room and fucking her senseless...wish I could have taped that too.

I shot this video of the guys waking up and getting ready one random morning on the roadtrip. There's little shenanigans in this video...instead this one is about guys being comfortable in front of their friends. This happened on the last full day of the trip on the way to King's home town. We'd been on the road for awhile, had our fun in Wells, Nevada (great place), and had meant to drive straight through to home, but when we got to Cheyenne, Wyoming and realized how far we still had to go we decided to stop for the night. We got in late, it was a clusterfuck at the front desk, and we all crashed watching Mission Impossible 3 (suuuuuck). I had totally forgot until I watched the tape again after we got back that I actually start out naked in this one, although you only catch a glimpse of it in the mirror. We had overslept because King's Blackberry ran out of juice during the night, unbelievably I I was actually the one who got up first. When I got out of the shower I picked up the video camera instead of my clothes, and turned it on the guys as I tried to get them up. It wasn't that hard, they were already mostly conscious already. Zack steps out o the balcony walkway for a minute to grab a morning smoke and I end up talking to him for a minute out there, the door wide open and me totally naked, unfortunately for you guys Zack has his jeans on. Then Zack hits the showers, but we're running so late that King has to cram into the bathroom with him to do his morning routine at the same time. We've been on the road for several days at this point though so we are all totally comfortable naked in front of one another...hell, the day before in Wells, Nevada they were actually in the shower together. Lucky for you the shower in this Motel 6 is a standing stall shower and the head actually points inward, enabling Zack to open the curtain so he can talk to us. When he's done it's King's turn.

My old buddies King and Zack came back for a visit recently. They flew out, but we roadtripped back, King, Zack and myself (they live in neighboring states). Both these guys are tight bros with me but had never previously met, although they had heard about each other from me. Since they were each super-tight with me and both shared a love of alcohol and nudity (often combined), I knew they'd get along great and by the end of the trip I'd have some crazy videos to share. We were making good time across Nevada, which surely has to be one of the emptiest states I've ever driven through. Sailing at about 80mph through the middle of nowhere, we were feeling pretty good and thinking about how soon we'd get to King's when all of a sudden the engine started making a terrible noise and Zack had to pull over to the side of the road. Turns out a sparkplug had come loose, just popped right out of the engine, which caused a loss of compression and we were dead in the water. Luckily I have roadside assistance, and amazingly I had phone service out in the middle of nowhere. There was only one place to get towed to...the little tiny town we had passed through about 20 minutes back. We knew they had a truckstop since we'd stopped there. Hopefully there'd be a motel and a service station. Turns out there was a Shell station, three motels to choose from, and a 24/7 bar and restaurant right across the street. We couldn't have got stuck in a better place. There was not much else though, so we left with little to do with our time except drink. Also the motel we picked had a laundry, and we needed to wash our shit badly. So far on the trip I hadn't picked up the video camera much, preferring to just have fun with my bros, but I figured now was totally the time to start. Bored, stuck in a motel room with nothing to do...I knew shit was bound to happen, and I was not disappointed. Much alcohol later... Zack starts it by snapping leftover quarters from laundry at King. He's bit off more than he can chew though, King is an expert at snapping quarters and is super competitive. I can hear them singing through the air as they slice by me. I know both these guys really well and I know they're both dying for an excuse to get naked so I suggest that for each quarter they get hit with, they have to take off an article of clothing. Oh yeah they're all over that. They're both getting lots of hits in so it's not long before they're both naked, but Zack is seriously getting pounded, not only is king scoring hits but they hurt. At the start of this scene Zack has been hit good a few times and is taking the last of his clothes off, and soon so is King. This doesn't stop the quarters coming from king though. The only solution is for Zack to try to tackle King at a moment when he's distracted showing his dick out the window. They end up rolling around on the bed for a minute, then King has to take a piss, and to my surprise Zack pops into the doorway to watch. He's all fired up with a wild look in his eye, wanting to go down to the Shell station and fix the car naked. I'd be all for it but I figured no matter how small the town was it probably had a sherif. Then they're back to wrestling. Zack is a compact little guy, and is often underestimated by people who see his small size and don't realize it's all really concentrated muscle. Unfortunately for Zack King is just as solid but like twice as thick. King handles him easily and clearly enjoys picking up his buddy and throwing him around a little bit. At one point he threatens, "If you're not careful I'm gonna make you suck my dick," but unfortunately for you guys this turns out to be an idle threat. Zack taps out and tries to take a moment's rest but King, who is all charged up now, throws him to the floor. It's great. Zack thinks he's going to change the odds by removing the belt from his pants and using that as a snapping weapon, but king just does the same, and he has one thing that Zack lacks: the will to use it. He gets Zack good in the shin—snap!—and takes him right down to the carpet. It's funny as fuck I won't lie. This goes on for a little while as Zack gamely tries to get some decent snaps in but he's no match for King who is pure evil with a belt. They each get up on a bed and trade snaps across the divide but if it ever comes to belt warfare, I'm getting behind King. Belt warfare continues...with Zack desperately trying to fly the white flag because he's getting hammered but to no avail, he doesn't know King as well as I do to know that this is just blood in the water to a guy as competitive as King. Poor Zack eventually gets backed into a corner and tries to defend himself with pillows, and even that doesn't help. I almost died laughing. Zack eventually gets King to stop long enough for them to compare welts. You'll love watching these two buddies examine each other's naked bodies in front of the mirror as they point out each other's hits, and King can't resist playing with Zack's ass a little bit. Then they start smacking each other hard trying to (successfully) put big red hand print on each other. Zack has a technique for making his whole hand count, but King has "big monkey hands" and with one particularly forceful smack sends Zack into a door, and that leaves a mark everyone's impressed by. They horse around some more while talking about going to the bar across the street to pick up some girls...wishful thinking at that bar in this town but whatever, they've got to take showers after all that sweaty wrestling and much to my surprise they decide to shower together. Whatever! Sure enough the guys hop in the shower together. Zack has to shave his nuts just in case there are some girls over there who are as bored and as horny as he is. Now when he stumbled in from the bar at about 7 in the morning (in Nevada, the bars are open 24/7) he was boasting about having got some girl's number, so I ask if he thinks that girl will be there tonight, and he's like "What girl?" It comes out that he didn't get her number, she got his (also we found out later that she worked at one of the local whorehouses). They horse around for a little bit, it's just cool to watch these two buddies who are totally comfortable with one another. King gets Zack to wash his back but Zack keeps dropping the soap. King does the same for him, but the real fun comes when they start gut-punching each other...apparently as marines they had to do "body-hardening exercises" which involved tightening your abs and having your buddy punch you in the stomach. This scene ends with Zack in a towel walking down the hall to check on our laundry. On the way back from the laundry room Zack drops towel (of course!) and walks back down the hall naked. King has put on shorts but Zack now can't find his...he can only find his belt, so he puts this on, which inspires King to drop his shorts again and put on his belt. They stick dollars in their belts like they're strippers, do the helicopter, Zack pretends to fuck a vodka bottle, and a bunch of horsing around in front of the mirror with Zack tugging at his nuts. King puts his shorts on again but once Zack's out of his clothes it's almost impossible to get them back on, so he stays naked to the end.

Yep, Zack again. He loved being naked what can I say. This video is from right after I got back from a convention I had to go to. It's my first day back and Zack and I have been totally missing hanging out, so I picked him up as soon as he got off duty so we could chill and drink some brews. I made him drive so I could hold the camera. On the way to my place, and this is what I love about this crazy fucker, Zack decided it was too hot to drive with his clothes on. It won't disagree was a scorching hot day and the air in the rental car I was driving sucked, but you gotta love Zack's answer: he stopped right along the side of the highway and took off all his clothes. That guy really hates having clotrhes on and I can't say that I blame him clothes suck but I've never met anyone so willing to strip off anywhere and anytime. In fact he called the other day and said that was what he missed most, being able to get naked whenever and wherever. When we got back to my place we just hung out for a little while. We're just chillin'...he smokes some cigarettes and drinks some beer and goes off on some shit in that funny way he does. I gotta be honest with you watching this video made me really miss hanging out with my bro, he was something else. Watch this video and you'll know what makes Zack so cool. We're hanging out on my porch and he decides to check out the abandoned car in the next yard over. There's no on living there, the place has been empty forever, and there's an old car just sitting there. Zack wonders what kind it...well why not go over there and check it out? After checking out the car Zack looks at the tree in my fron yard, and I wonder whether he can climb it. He says he can climb it with one hand, and a beer in the other hand. "Prove it" I say, and he does. The best part was when we were hanging out on my front porch and a truck started driving up the hill in front of my house. Zack didn't give a shit, he was like "I hope that guy can see my dick." He really just could not care less who seems him naked, he would walk through a grocery store naked if he could. What a great guy I sure do miss hanging out with him. Then he pisses on my cactuses, while saying sime funny shit about the cactus cheatying in him, ...but it's OK cuz he hugged the other cactus too. Crazy fucker it's funny. Last he goes in to take a shower, and while he's in there I get him we start talking about all the different weapenns he shot while in the Marine Corps.

This is a bonus update. Its a full length update, but its even more aimless than usual. Zack had to do laundry and ended up naked again, but nothing really much happens and most of the video is Zack cooking some shit up in my kitchen. Neither one of us was really into it and so we just sort of give up at the end. I wasn't going to release this one at all...but I figured, what's the harm? And then when I started watching it, I realized, it's actually pretty hot. For about the last month that he was in the service, Zack was over at my place pretty much every weekend, just so he could get the fuck out of the barracks. I have a washer and drier and so most of my buddies have brought laundry over at some point—Josh always shows up with his, I'm not sure I'd recognize him if he wasn't holding a bag of dirty clothes. Sure they have facilities in the barracks but there you gotta fight over them with other marines and it's a pain in the ass...at my pad you can drink beer while-u-wait. It's way better. Scene 1: So, Zack and I were fucking around one afternoon, basically drinking and smoking on my front porch. He had just got back from the store with a new propane tank for my grill and the video opens with him attaching that. Then he moves a suitable distance away and smokes a cigarette, over by the cactus he was trying to fuck... ...the other night. He notices a piece with a big bite taken out and he wonders if he did it when he was drunk, but it wasn't him. So he does it now. That little fucker is crazy is all I'm saying. Then Zack realized he still needed to do his laundry if he wasn't gonna stink when we went out cruisin later. And that he needed to wash all his clothes, including (especially) the ones he was wearing. No problem bro... I mean hell, he's naked almost all the time anyway. So Zack strips down to his boxers. He takes all the shit out of his pocket and he's go a new knife, he doesn't know what kind because he 'found' it. I'm not even gonna ask but it's a nice knife. Scene 2: Then we go outside (it's the desert, everyone puts their appliances outside, the water heater is outside too. I'm surprised the bathroom isn't outside, hell it probably was until recently), where Zack saves his boxers for last, then strips these off and tosses them in. Now, what the hell do we do for an hour while we wait? Ah yes, Zack walked all the way to the store to get the propane tank, so we might as well grill something, right? Except that we can't get the fuckin' gas to hook up right. For some reason it won't make a seal. So you get to watch a naked Zack try to fix the grill, all for nothing. Eventually he gives up. Poor guy, you can tell he's disappointed...we were both looking forward to some BBQ. Scene 3-5: You don't actually see it in the video, but right then a bunch of people came down my road on horses, so Zack has to step inside for a minute. The video resumes when they've gone. The rest of this video is just Zack cooking. I do still have a stove, so we just go inside and use that, but the poor guy was really disappointed that he couldn't BBQ naked outside, and in fact we got really bored and didn't even bother to finish this video. Something happens at the end...you hear me knock something over and Zack say "Aw, dude!" but I don't even remember. Oh yeah, and Zack almost catches the house on fire. I wish we'd finished it, but oh well. I will tell you, we ate dinner, Zack naked the whole time. He can cook, too, it was fucking delicious.

My buddy Zack loves to be naked. Almost any excuse will do. Lately when he gets off duty he's been coming over to my pad so he can enjoy a clothes-free lifestyle, and he lets me tape everything. I hope y'all are enjoying it. Last Monday he came over to hang out and we got to talking about YouTube videos, and I mentioned the famous "Mentos and Diet Coke" videos from aw while back. He had never heard of them, had no idea what happened when you drop Mentos in Diet Coke. Answer: it instantly shoots a fountain of Diet Coke about 25 feet in the air. Most of the time you have to drop the Mentos in and run, but we had a better idea...he should do it naked. So he did. He strips down outdoors on my front porch, get ready and lets the bomb drop, only he's actually holding the Coke bottle in his hands. It makes a huge fountain of Diet Coke that rains down all over him, covering his tight naked body in soda. We then tried several variations on this theme. He shoots a fountain out like he's cumming the biggest load ever. He pours coke all over himself. He makes a fountain of Diet Pepsi and drinks out of it. Then he heads inside to take a shower so he can wash it all off, and I tape him doing that. He's getting really used to having a camera on him all the time. After that he finds a box of unused shotgun shells on the table and wants to go out shooting again. I happen to have a rental car and so I suggest that we go out to the boonies somewhere and shoot out there. So he just heads out the door, totally naked, shotgun in hand. We drive out a ways down and there's an abandoned mine that's off the highway a bit (the highway itself sees one car about every 5 minutes, it's not like an interstate or anything), so we drive up there. There was a semi-trailer parked at the turn-off that we didn't pay much attention to, but when Zack gets out of the car the first thing he sees is a dune buggy coming at us, so we have to flee the scene pretty quick. There's a funny bit where we're being chased by the dune buggy and Zack realizes he has no clothes with him at all. Fortunately the dune buggy drove up into a trailer in back of the semi and once it was gone we just headed back to the mine. Zack let off a few shots at some already-well-shot-at debris, there's not much to do in the desert but drink and shoot at shit so we were not the first to have that idea. Then he wanders around, gets disappointed that the mine is sealed shut (probably with people like Zack in mind), climbs around on some shit, checks out the immense view and points out the outpost of civilization that is in clear view but too far away to see us clearly. After smoking a cig we get back in the car and drive home, where he reloads the shotgun and then (reluctantly) puts on his clothes so we can head out and get something to eat.

This is the 3rd video in the trilogy. First Zack and I played "Quarters" and he ended up running around naked, then Josh came over and they cleaned my shotgun...naked in "Naked Shotgun Funtime". When this video starts Zack is still naked and Josh still has his pants down. Something about cleaning my shotgun and running around naked all day (and not getting laid often enough) has made Zack horny-as-fuck and if you watch "Naked Shotgun Funtime" you'll hear him say tht he basically has to watch some porn and jerk off at some point. Not a problem...except that our friends Q and Caitlin (from "one Crazy Night") have just texted me to say they're on their way. They're great friends but Zack is pissed off because he has blueballs like a motherfucker and they are now intruding. We remind him that they won't give a fuck what he does, so he stays naked for when they come over. When they show up he's standing in the doorway smoking and says, "Yeah we're naked, so what?!" But so what is exactly what they think of it, they've seen Zack naked plenty of times and have pretty much come to expect fundamental wierdness at my house. they're not even fazed. The first part of this video is just people drinking and acting like fools at my house. Zack tries to screw himself in the dick with my electric screwdriver, thinks better of it, then does it anyway (his reaction is priceless, I don't think he'll be doing that again). Then Q reminds him that he was going to try to snort beer through a straw (he snorted a tic tac in "One Crazy Night", and was going to try a beer but we didn't have a straw...this time Q has just finished some Jack-in-the-Box and there's a straw in his truck...and the cup isn't even filled with tobacco spit yet (on of the pleasures of hanging with the marines is ou always have to check your beer to see if it's been turned into a spit can). I make Q get the bucket from the bathroom (the sole purpose of that bucket is for marines who, us, aren't feeling well...if you hang out with marines, always make sure you have a bucket) in case this stunt results in an accident. the first try doesn't work so well, but he gets it on the second try and his reaction is priceless, as is Q's. Apparently snorting beer is a real quick way to get lit. Now Zack wishes to get back to business. He's a horny little fucker and he wants to jack off now, so we go back to my office and put on some pussy porn for him. Here's where you can really tell he's straight...as son as he ses some pussy he gets hard. Q comes in to ask some questions before he starts, there's some guy fucking with his little sister and Q wants Zack to give the dude a call and find out what's up. Zack agrees, and then Caitlin comes in to say that Q and Josh have taken off up some hill in front of my house that Q thinks there's ghosts on. Zack's just sittin there playin' with himself, but when she's gone he makes me close the door so he can get some peace and rub one out like he's been wanting to do all damned day. He does, and all I'll say is for such a little guy he does have a big dick. He fucking rips one off, filling his hand with cum which he then threatens to rub in my face (I know, you would have let him do it).

Once I got the video footage that eventually became "One Crazy Night", I decided to keep going. I already knew that Zack loved to be naked, now I knew he was a ham for the camera. And I also knew he was perpetually broke. At the time this video was shot he was just days away from getting out of the USMC (he's out now) and trying to figure out how he was going to support himself on the outside. He's always coming to hang out and drink and it was easy to convince him to let me tape him some of our fun times as long as I kept him in beer. He came over to hang out last weekend, mainly to get off base and drink. Saturday we went out to a bar, Sunday we decided to stay in and drink. I have a book of beer-drinking games which he looked through and of all the ones available we settled on that old standby, Quarters. Zack is a sagger from some rural little town in Iowa, this video starts out with him with his shirt off, his cowboy hat on, and his pants sagging. Basically we were both trying to have some fun but since he was the only one making quarters in I was the only one drinking. You get to see the both of us playing quarters and him winning as I have to drink again and again which was not my plan at all. Unfortunately in the background you can see my pad is in full bachelor mode. That's a mess acquired from having marines over several weekends in a row. Not only do I generally end up with a brewery's worth of beer bottles at the house, but during the rest of the week I'm working do hard I don't have time to clean up last week's mess. And no matter how shitty it gets it's still better than being on base so my buddies don't care. So please, ignore how full of crap my pad is. In between plays he's calling girls he knows trying to get them to come over. Our buddy Josh has some girls at the bar he wants to bring over, so Zack figures he better hop in the shower if females might show up. My favorite part of this whole video is when Zack tries to get Josh on the phone so he can bring cigarettes when he comes, but for whatever reason he's not answering anymore so Zack gets pissed off and yells at his phone, "Never fuckin' answers!!" Maybe it's the way he says it, it cracks me up every time. Zack is a funny motherfucker. Then he says "Shower? Yay!!" and drops his pants. I make him go outside for a minute first just for the fun of it because that's how we do. He hangs from my eaves which is great but I keep telling him he has to go to the front porch so the neighbors can't see. They already got pissed off last year when monkeyboy was running around in my yard. In the front it's cool cuz no one can see&151;the house in background there is unoccupied. All the guys that come over hear think that you can around anywhere naked and I have to reign them in sometimes, I wish I didn't. If I didn't stop them these guys would tear off around the neighborhood with their dicks swinging. You'll probably get to see that soon anyway. Zack gets in the shower, and water goes fuckin' everywhere My socks soak through as I'm standing in a big puddle of water, and he asks "Is it worth it?" You look at that body and you tell me guys. When he gets out he walks around my house naked for awhile, and suggests that I shoot him "up" because his abs look so good from below. He ain't lyin, it's quite a view, especially when he puts his cowboy hat back on and starts talking cocky. Watch the preview video to see what I'm taking about. And he takes a cellphone picture of his dick to send to Josh because Josh is being a dick and not picking up his phone. It's great stuff. He is totally comfortable hanging out naked ad he lets me zoom all the way in on his dick, wich is bleeding a little from where he shaved it. "There ain't nothin wrong with blood," he says. Oh yeah and he cocks slaps my camera, and then stand back and says, "I just totally cock slapped your camera," with the pride you only hear from a marine who's able to hit something with his dick. Somewhere in there, so much happens in this video I can't remember exactly where, I get Zack to tell the story of how he almost ended up going to prison for burning a gas station down when he was 14. Can you imagine this kid in jail? This video ends with Zack (somewhat reluctantly) putting on his boxers because theoretically Josh is going to show up with girls soon. But his boxers are all he's going to put on, and he sits there for a little bit and converses with me with his cock hanging out of his shorts.

Where to even begin with this one? This is the tape that re-started it all, and the reason My Straight Buddy rose out of the grave. I have a couple of good buddies, Zack and Q, who just fucking love to be naked and drop their drawers every chance they get. It was inevitable that their naked shenanigans would get taped and once that happened it was inevitable that I'd want to share it with you. Once Zack found out he could make money running around naked at my house he hasn't been able to keep is pants on since, I'm sure the fact that he's often intoxicated helps. One night Zack was over at my house, with our mutual friend Caitlin, who at the time was dating Josh (this becomes important later). When we found out our good buddy Q was gonna be coming over, Zack decided to surprise him by popping out wearing a loin cloth and his desert boots from Iraq. He grabbed an old short of mine, and I grabbed my camera. We had a few minutes before Q got there so the first part of the tape is Zack hanging out outdoors on my patio mostly naked in the twilight. When Q shows up (you can hear his truck coming at least 30 seconds before he arrives) Zack runs into the bathroom and hides so he can pop out when Q walks in--Q is amused but not terribly surprised. He's holding a butcher knife I left on my table and Zack is wielding a sharp-ended piece of wood from my fence which blew over in a recent wind-storm. I tell them to "Fight! Fight!" and Q says that they totally would if Zack was wearing anything but he's not, a rule he ends up breaking later on after they've both had some more beers. They almost ended up mud wrestling...naked...and I'm pretty sure that something you'll get to see down the line. They don't care. First they end up arm-wrestling for a clip that was originally gonna go on YouTube, Zack in his loincloth, Q in a sort of reek looking thing made out of a piece of old cammies he had in his truck. Zack is a little guy but it's all muscle, the guy has the body-fat index of a marble statue, and he takes Q down in about 10 seconds. So they decide to wrestle on the floor, 'cuz Q used to grapple in high school. Zack on the other had hasn't taken a shower yet and all he has to do is get Q's face stuck in his armpit and he's done. Oh yeah, and you can clearly see the happy face that got drawn on Zack's ass the night before (actually it's supposed to be Bart Simpson). Zack quickly pins Q and that's over. Then Josh shows up. Now the reason Caitlin was over at my house in the first place was: Josh had taken her car out somewhere and at the time he was the only person on the Planet Earth without a cellphone, so when he shows up she lets into him. True to form though when Josh sees that his friends are running around naked, he wants to be naked, so soon there are three naked guys and one very happy clothed girl in my house. They guys for some reason that made perfect sense at the time started cutting holes in pieces of cardboard that they could stick their dicks through, Zack made one that said "WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR FOOD". Which is bullshit, because I know for a fact he'd do it for free. Then the video ends. To be honest Josh and Caitlin started fighting about him taking the car without telling her (turns out he was having a stereo installed for her) and I turned the camera off.