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Last Labor day, a bunch of marines and I went to Lake Havasu, which is a big party spot that goes nuts with wild parties and girls on major summer holidays. The marines for their part are mainly happy to just get off base for a minute. After a crazy two days of partying we all ended up back in my hotel room. Pretty much everyone had gotten laid several times that weekend, and my boys Tony and Kenny were no exception. And yet, even with all the ass they had pulled, they were still ready for some more. Fortunately, my girl Chrissie was ready to take of them. This is not that video. As soon as I edit it it will go up on SemperFuck and you can watch her getting railed by two hot cocks. This video is all the stuff that happened in between the fucking. So, there I was, in Havasu. I had gone out to eat with some friends (guys, they have some amazing fucking buffets in Havasu City) and came back to the room, and everyone was watching TV. The door to the bedroom of the suite was closed. "Who's in there?" I asked. "Oh that's Chrissie and Kenny, they're fucking." Wel, no one fucks in my room without me getting to tape it, so I barged right in. Chrissie and Kenny were fine with being taped, but now Tony, who had been watching TV, wanted in. They were cool with that too. Tony wanted to take a shower and shave his balls first (I know I know...why these guys think they have to shave their balls I dunno, it gives them razor burn and I hate it, but try to tel them that). Now Tony...you've seen Tony a bunch. Tony is a hot Italian kid, who pulls more ass than a toilet seat. He got laid by several hot girls that weekend, he was at a party of mine last weekend and he took home a hot girl, he is a pussy magnet. I say this because you should notice the chemistry between him and Kenny. He wants Kenny to watch him shave his balls, and Kenny wants to watch. Even though Kenny says "I don't want your cock on my leg," when you see how he looks at Tony you might disagree. Tony says "Get used to it," so I don't think he's that opposed either. And when Tony gets back in the shower, watch Kenny's hungry eyes follow him in. OMG. Then the three of them climb into bed and start going at it, but you'll have to wait for the video to go up on SemperFuck to see that. Kenny however has been drinking all day long, and it's his first time being taped, so his dick gets a little shy. We decide to relax by going up on the rooftop dec for a minute and playing a round of beer pong. You will drool as watch these two gorgeous guys running around naked on the roof deck of our hotel, as a huge party rages on below. Kenny, BTW, is from the swamps of Louisianna, along the border of Texas. You can hear it when he talks. He was actually denied beer once by a Kiw-E-Mart clerk who though he was drunk, even though he wasn't. His drawl is as thick as molasses and twice as sweet. I fuckin love this guy. And, what a perfect ass. After the game, the trio returned to their fuck session. Again, you'll have to go to SemperFuck to see that...I will let you know here on My Straight Buddy when it's up. However, I did include a little piece of it here, as Tony started out just watching the Kenny getting his dick sucked by Chrissie. He's laying there in a deck chair, stroking his cock while he watches the live porn of his buddy's knob getting polished. Honestly I'm pretty sure he was watching Kenny's hot ass. It makes me happy when a straight buddy of mine, who is maybe a bit curious, can get a good long look at something he wouldn't normally get the chance to appreciate like that. After a bit of fucking on the roof deck, we all went downstairs again. After that session was done, Kenny wanted to go back up for a smoke. You can see everyone in the room as he walks out his door naked and shows his junk off to everyone. nice! Upstairs, Tony (who has his shorts on) joins him for a smoke as they look out over the party raging below. There's something really hot about a guy who's comfortable with his dick swinging while talking to his bro who has his clothes on. At least I think so. Watch the video and you can judge for yourself!

So after Brodeo Pt 1, George, Brian and I went to a baseball game and had more than a few $12 beers (for those of you who are interested, it was a Diamondbacks/Padres game and the Diamonbacks took it). Afterwrads, we stumbled back to the hotel room and pretty soon these two were as naked as they wanted to be, which was pretty damn naked. On the way down to San Diego George had played two new songs in the car that quickly got stuck in all our heads, we had been talking about them at the game and so of course once they had their drinks well in hand the MacBook came out and we YouTubed those songs: Gangham Style: ... ...which apparently a new thing that everyone's into that I had never heard of before, and... Horses in the Ghetto: ...which is an older song that probably not many people know unless you have lived in or nearby Minnesota, but is pretty cool. I dug it anyway. Also Prof is hot in a cowboy hat LOL. Stop what you're doing right now and watch those, because otherwise the moves these guys are bustin' won't make a damn bit of sense. Maybe they won't anyway but I fuckin' love both these tracks so go watch them :) After that, a pillow/wrestling fight breaks out and these two just knock each other senseless like the fun-loving and crazy Marines that they are for a good 30 minutes.

I recently went on a short little road trip with two of my buddies; George, who you already know and Brian, who is one of George's (and my) best friends but you haven't seen yet. We spent two days in sunny San Diego drinking, cruising for chicks and generally having a blast. And I thought I would share some of the hilights with you. The Brodeo is their term for guys being guys, the crazy shit that bros get up to when they're with their best friends. I have to say I love that term, because it describes these two perfectly: total bros, and totally off the chain, you just gotta jump on and go for the ride. Part 1 spans 2 days. I didn't really tape much the first night, just the two of them taking showers individually before we headed out to the bars. But the second day we made it down to San Diego proper and checked into this bomb-ass hotel for cheap (thanks Priceline!) and had ourselves a proper good time. So the second part of this video is them getting ready to go to a baseball game at Padres stadium, and the brodeo at that point was in full swing. There's too much to describe, but my favorite parts are when they went streaking down the hallways of the hotel knocking on doors and such. Crazy motherfuckers, these two.

My buddy Warhammer is back, and horny as hell. He wants to try my new 'Perfect Pussy and Ass' that you saw Mark and George fucking in 'Lowhangers', but for some reason is having a little trouble getting wood. Much to surprise he says, "I think you're gonna have to give me a blow job to get hard." Damn, I'm on it! This is the LAST video you'll see shot by this shitty camera, and this video was the last straw. It didn't record the cum shot, which is a crying shame because he blew a huge load all across my face and it was amazing. you can imagine my disappointment when I looked at the footage afterwards and that scene was missing. I was on Amazon the next day. You still get 30 minutes of Warhammer hotness though. I loved having his huge dick in my mouth and and I hope you enjoy watching it.

My three favorite guys are back in a seriously hot video. Dan, Chris, and Ray are best friends in the barracks. Dan and chris are actually roommates in the barracks (or were, Chris and Dan have both since gotten out of the Corps and are civilians, Dan will be out in a month or so...this is the problems with being buds with marines, they all leave), Ray lives/lived next door. All three of them are just totally nuts and lots of fun to hang out with.

So one afternoon Dan was bored and wanted to go shooting. My "box of shit that needs to get shot" was still relatively full, so I told him to come on the fuck over. I grabbed the camera and we went out to my favorite spot out in the middle of ass-nowhere. Unfortunately the USMC had other plans and after we were already out there he got a call telling him that he had to come in for formation. That is, he had to show up in uniform and stand on a parade ground for an hour listening to some sergeant telling him to be careful during the weekend. So all of a sudden he had to back on base in an hour but that didn't stop us from having some fun. In this video Dan shows off not only his amazing body (seriously, just look at that ass!) but also the skills he's learned in the USMC. You can just picture him clearing a building in Afghanistan, except butt naked, which is the way that Dan always should be (and would like to be I'm sure).

Three of my buddies came over and played strip beer pong

Today's video come from some tapes I thought I had lost, which would have been sad because I think it's one of the hottest videos I've ever taped. You have to watch the preview on this one! There's over 40 minutes of this naked wildness. They are from the same night as the movie Gangbang Outtakes, but this is what happened after the guys got done fucking the girl. Trevor, Nick Gunner, and Meatgrinder are all guys that love to be naked and even though she was gone they were in no hurry to put their clothes back on. We had been drinking and you could have cut the testosterone with a knife. Trevor starts off the insanity by shooting one of the leftover condoms at Gunner and Meatgrinder, which starts a free for all. My buddies Killian and Kaneohe, who were in the same platoon as Trevor and Nick, had come over with those guys but hadn't been part of the gangbang (although I'm sure they woulda liked to be) so they still had there clothes on but that didn't stop them from getting in on the action. Killian whacked Gunner on the ass with a flyswatter and from there it turned into a crazy naked free-for-all. Five guys packed into my kitchen...three of them naked in front of their bros from the barracks, who are just as eager to have fun. in fact it looks more like a locker-room than a kitchen, you can just imagine these guys showering after a hard PT and slapping each other with towels and whatnot, but because it's my house it gets way crazier. Pretty soon they're wrestling around on the floor. Now I love to watch some wrestling, I think it's cool when my bros are so comfortable being naked with each other they can roll around on the floor together with their cocks out, but this is even better because there's THREE of them rolling around together in a pile and they're doing it in front of their marine buddies who are pretending not to enjoy the show but who nevertheless stay to watch the whole thing. It's super hot when Kaneohe drips lube on his naked buddies. Now that's a good friend. But that's not all...for the last round Wyatt AKA Fuckmaster, who hates wearing clothes more than anyone I know (well except for Trevor maybe, it's a tie) and was a state championship wrestler in high school, join in. He was in on the fucking but had since put on his pants to go to the store for booze, decided he wanted to be in on this action too. A few months before, Fuckmaster's dad was in town and they had been talking about his high school wrestling days and I heard about a signature move of his. So you'll hear Meatgrinder keep asking to see 'the Move' and me saying 'not yet' because I knew that would end things real quick and I wanted them to keep going. Eventually he uses it on Nick Gunner though and boom it's done. It's so fast though everyone wants to see a step-by-step breakdown. BTW, if you want to watch these guys actually fucking the girl, head over to SemperFcuk.com to watch these guys in action.

So by now Trevor and Nick had been wrestling quite a while, and they weren't fucking around either they really went at it. After a night of grappling across every piece of furniture in the room, Nick had to take a smoke break. He spent it in front of the patio window showing his big dick off to the whole world, and although we were up on the 10th floor I'm pretty sure anyone in the building opposite us got an eyeful. Both Nick and Trevor had these stupid fedoras they had picked up from somewhere and Nick got it into his head that he could flip it up with his foot and land it on his head. It never really worked, but he sure looked good trying. Anyhow before I even knew what was happening, a very horny and apparently sexually frustrated Trevor is on the bed jerking off. We had bought a Huster earlier in the day and they all come with DVDs now, and the room had a DVD player. We had put in in earlier just to see what kind of porn you get free with a Hustler, and it turned out to be pretty good actually. Nick, seeing his buddy jerking off, and not being able to get with the girl in the room who was usually his sort of fuckbuddy but not tonight because of lady-problems, decided to jerk off too.

This video is a perfect example of why I take my video camera with me wherever I go. I was visiting my buddies Nick and Trevor, two of my best buddies who had long since been stationed at a base far away so I hadn't seen them in months. It was great seeing them again and it was like not a minute had passed. Along for the ride was a girl we all knew. We got in her car and headed out to the beach. I actually shot this video about a year ago, near then end of spring break season. Everyone we asked gave us a different answer as to where was poppin. "There? No you want to go here," they'd say. And then the next person would tell them they were crazy. So by the time we were ready to go we were already lost. Compounding the problem was that her GPS couldn't find a package store to save my life. We drove all over everywhere and by the time we got there we were too tired to think straight, and I was ready to get to enjoying the being over 21. We had traveled to one of the local towns where we expected that there would be tons of horny college girls gathered for spring break debauchery, but we had no such luck. We did manage to go to a really cool strip club where you could bring in your own cooler which was pretty cool. After emptying that at the club and hornier than ever, we stumbled back to our motel. For being a cheap last-minute little place it wasn't too bad. We were up on the 10th floor and you could, if you looked, see the ocean. It was cold though so none of us went near it. Now Trevor and Nick have been friends since they were in bootcamp together. They ended up at the same AIT (that's the school they send you to after basic to learn your job) and when they graduated they went to the same base and work in the same shop only on different shifts. Both of them are funny as hell, and hate wearing clothes. Seriously we would go out to the bars come back and get naked just for the hell of it, which is how the video Chat Roulette came about. So when we got to the room and did not end up bringing any girls back with us, there was some excess testosterone to work out and this video is the result.

My old buddies King and Zack came back for a visit recently. They flew out, but we roadtripped back, King, Zack and myself (they live in neighboring states). Both these guys are tight bros with me but had never previously met, although they had heard about each other from me. Since they were each super-tight with me and both shared a love of alcohol and nudity (often combined), I knew they'd get along great and by the end of the trip I'd have some crazy videos to share. We were making good time across Nevada, which surely has to be one of the emptiest states I've ever driven through. Sailing at about 80mph through the middle of nowhere, we were feeling pretty good and thinking about how soon we'd get to King's when all of a sudden the engine started making a terrible noise and Zack had to pull over to the side of the road. Turns out a sparkplug had come loose, just popped right out of the engine, which caused a loss of compression and we were dead in the water. Luckily I have roadside assistance, and amazingly I had phone service out in the middle of nowhere. There was only one place to get towed to...the little tiny town we had passed through about 20 minutes back. We knew they had a truckstop since we'd stopped there. Hopefully there'd be a motel and a service station. Turns out there was a Shell station, three motels to choose from, and a 24/7 bar and restaurant right across the street. We couldn't have got stuck in a better place. There was not much else though, so we left with little to do with our time except drink. Also the motel we picked had a laundry, and we needed to wash our shit badly. So far on the trip I hadn't picked up the video camera much, preferring to just have fun with my bros, but I figured now was totally the time to start. Bored, stuck in a motel room with nothing to do...I knew shit was bound to happen, and I was not disappointed. Much alcohol later... Zack starts it by snapping leftover quarters from laundry at King. He's bit off more than he can chew though, King is an expert at snapping quarters and is super competitive. I can hear them singing through the air as they slice by me. I know both these guys really well and I know they're both dying for an excuse to get naked so I suggest that for each quarter they get hit with, they have to take off an article of clothing. Oh yeah they're all over that. They're both getting lots of hits in so it's not long before they're both naked, but Zack is seriously getting pounded, not only is king scoring hits but they hurt. At the start of this scene Zack has been hit good a few times and is taking the last of his clothes off, and soon so is King. This doesn't stop the quarters coming from king though. The only solution is for Zack to try to tackle King at a moment when he's distracted showing his dick out the window. They end up rolling around on the bed for a minute, then King has to take a piss, and to my surprise Zack pops into the doorway to watch. He's all fired up with a wild look in his eye, wanting to go down to the Shell station and fix the car naked. I'd be all for it but I figured no matter how small the town was it probably had a sherif. Then they're back to wrestling. Zack is a compact little guy, and is often underestimated by people who see his small size and don't realize it's all really concentrated muscle. Unfortunately for Zack King is just as solid but like twice as thick. King handles him easily and clearly enjoys picking up his buddy and throwing him around a little bit. At one point he threatens, "If you're not careful I'm gonna make you suck my dick," but unfortunately for you guys this turns out to be an idle threat. Zack taps out and tries to take a moment's rest but King, who is all charged up now, throws him to the floor. It's great. Zack thinks he's going to change the odds by removing the belt from his pants and using that as a snapping weapon, but king just does the same, and he has one thing that Zack lacks: the will to use it. He gets Zack good in the shin—snap!—and takes him right down to the carpet. It's funny as fuck I won't lie. This goes on for a little while as Zack gamely tries to get some decent snaps in but he's no match for King who is pure evil with a belt. They each get up on a bed and trade snaps across the divide but if it ever comes to belt warfare, I'm getting behind King. Belt warfare continues...with Zack desperately trying to fly the white flag because he's getting hammered but to no avail, he doesn't know King as well as I do to know that this is just blood in the water to a guy as competitive as King. Poor Zack eventually gets backed into a corner and tries to defend himself with pillows, and even that doesn't help. I almost died laughing. Zack eventually gets King to stop long enough for them to compare welts. You'll love watching these two buddies examine each other's naked bodies in front of the mirror as they point out each other's hits, and King can't resist playing with Zack's ass a little bit. Then they start smacking each other hard trying to (successfully) put big red hand print on each other. Zack has a technique for making his whole hand count, but King has "big monkey hands" and with one particularly forceful smack sends Zack into a door, and that leaves a mark everyone's impressed by. They horse around some more while talking about going to the bar across the street to pick up some girls...wishful thinking at that bar in this town but whatever, they've got to take showers after all that sweaty wrestling and much to my surprise they decide to shower together. Whatever! Sure enough the guys hop in the shower together. Zack has to shave his nuts just in case there are some girls over there who are as bored and as horny as he is. Now when he stumbled in from the bar at about 7 in the morning (in Nevada, the bars are open 24/7) he was boasting about having got some girl's number, so I ask if he thinks that girl will be there tonight, and he's like "What girl?" It comes out that he didn't get her number, she got his (also we found out later that she worked at one of the local whorehouses). They horse around for a little bit, it's just cool to watch these two buddies who are totally comfortable with one another. King gets Zack to wash his back but Zack keeps dropping the soap. King does the same for him, but the real fun comes when they start gut-punching each other...apparently as marines they had to do "body-hardening exercises" which involved tightening your abs and having your buddy punch you in the stomach. This scene ends with Zack in a towel walking down the hall to check on our laundry. On the way back from the laundry room Zack drops towel (of course!) and walks back down the hall naked. King has put on shorts but Zack now can't find his...he can only find his belt, so he puts this on, which inspires King to drop his shorts again and put on his belt. They stick dollars in their belts like they're strippers, do the helicopter, Zack pretends to fuck a vodka bottle, and a bunch of horsing around in front of the mirror with Zack tugging at his nuts. King puts his shorts on again but once Zack's out of his clothes it's almost impossible to get them back on, so he stays naked to the end.

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have a straight buddy who gets so horny he comes over to your pad to fool around because his girl won't put out--this is the video you have to see. I moved to a new house recently, one much nearer the base and not co-incidentally just a mile away from where King and his fiancee (now wife) live. Lucky for me this makes it a lot easier for King to come over and have some fun, even when he has work the next day. Better for everybody, I think. This video was shot just a few days before his wedding. He's still technically single in this tape. Single and horny as fuck, because his girl was working long long hours and was always tired when she got home. It's funny to listen to these hardcore guys..all and I mean ALL they think about is fucking fucking fucking. He expects her to put out every day, maybe twice, and believe me I know from personal experience that his cock is a lot to handle. There's no way that I'd be able to manage him twice a day, much less his poor girl. He wants her to roll over and take it no matter what time of day or night, and she's working double shifts! Once every two days might be more than 95% of guys get, but that's not enough for King. So he comes over to my place, hinting that he needs to get his cock worked on and he doesn't care who does it. Typical marine. What's funny is, I'm about as tired as she is, so I'm resisting. I know, I know...why would I ever say no to a hawt, built straight marine who wants to fool around? And it almost works...but before I know it, his shorts are off and he's walking around my new house as naked as if he just got out of the showers after PT. I can only resist so much. This video starts out with King giving a little tour of my new pad. The coolest thing about the new place is that it's out in the middle of fuck-all nowhere, so there's nobody around to see anything no matter what you're doing. You can walk around naked all you want, and the summer nights are perfect for it. So the first half of the video is King walking around naked, smoking and playing with himself. If you've never had a marine come over and walk naked around your house and yard, this is what it's like. He won't be satisfied until he sticks his cock in something though. He likes to hint around, but I know exact what he wants, so I get him to say it: A blowjob, a quick fuck, whatever basically. He wants to get off. He can't jerk off any more because his hand is too familiar, he needs a helping hand from a buddy. A girl would be 'cheating', but with me, it's just two buddies helping each other out. Like when your best friend helps you work on your car. The whole thing takes place outside on my front porch. Once again it's just us, two buddies fucking around with each other on a hot night, horny as usual. But getting to do it outside under the stars was the best part for both of us. I love fucking outdoors, the gentle breezes on my balls as king went down on me solo for the first time was amazing. He's gone down before but it's always been mutual, this was the first time I as able to just relax and take it from him. This video is as real as it gets. It's more like a home movie, even more than the other videos you've seen so far. King came over, was horny, and so we taped it. All those stories you hear about buddies so horny they end up fucking...well, it really happens, and this tape is proof.

The next weekend after all that other shit went down, King came back for another round of drinking and partying, with one condition: tonight we were going to go out and look for some girls. King wants to make porn really bad, but he'd rather be making them with girls. unfortunately for him, there aren't a lot of girls around here. So once again we end up back at my place, drinking heavily and generally acting stoopid. We ended up making an MRE bomb. King can get MRE, Meals Ready to Eat (AKA Meals Ready to Excrete and Meals Rejected by Everyone), which are modern military rations. Back when I was in the service they just came out with a new invention, which was a heater that worked with water. If you crush one up and put it in a bottle, then add water and screw on the cap—boom! So we did that, and you can watch the video. Bored and looking for something to do we pulled out a pack of cards we had picked up the last time we were in Vegas. I lost my hand pretty bad and my 'punishment' was I had to go streaking around my house. It's fun no matter what, but of course I was like, let's grab the video camera! So we end up both going streaking around my house. He makes a big show of not wanting to do it but you can tell that's all bullshit and I call him on it. I knew perfectly well that he really wanted to do it. He fucking loves to be naked. Now that's a marine after my own heart. Once that was done, neither of us wanted to put on our clothes, we both like being naked so much, and neither one of us has any problems being naked around the other. It's like we're brothers almost. I say almost, 'cuz every time we get naked and drinking we end up doing stuff with each other. King's back was killing him. A bunch of trucks got stuck in the mud and he had to carry (or hump, they call it) boxes of MRE through a field of mud in the hot sun for the troops in his platoon. A couple beers in, and King didn't care who was rubbing his back, or that we were both totally naked. We had also just been talking about his large his cock is and he wanted to measure it. So as I start working on his back—which is actually too broad and hard to even get any traction on, it's like trying to massage a door—he starts working up his cock so he can "see how big my shit is". Trust me dude, I've had that thing up my ass—it's big. Once again, the fact that we're both drinking and horny, and now naked and hard, leads us to go someplace we did not mean to go. Every time we promise each other that we're not gonna do anything gay, and then a bottle of Jager and a case of Bud later we're horny as hell and ready to fuck. He took my cock last time, 'cuz I couldn't take his monster dick. I tried again this time...and I managed to get it in, but all we do is laugh through the whole bit 'cuz...I dunno, it just seemed too damned silly for us. I cut that part out of the video, but I'm going to make it available separately if you really want to watch it. I left in all the preparation, the part where I'm sucking him off and apparently doing a pretty good job of it. He hasn't had enough to drink this time to give one back though. Oh well. Our evening went on so long that by this time the sun is rising. This doesn't deter either one of us from going outside with our cocks flopping out. If you like watching guys just hang out naked, and especially if you like to see a guy smoking, you'll love this part. Actually come to think of it, I think every video has a scene where he's outside smoking...this is the first one where you can actually see outside though, 'cuz the sun is up. We weren't gonna finish this one without a cum shot though. We arranged the cameras and sat next to each other on my couch. Since we're totally cool with each other I suggested we trade cocks, so he soon he was beating me off and I was working over his shaft with my left hand. Man he was doing a great job of it too, my bro really knows how to jerk off, I'll say that. You can really see how much fun we're giving each other, it's almost explosive. It's because we're such tight bros...it's not like watching two models go at it, it's watching two best buddies really go at it. I have to admit it's pretty fucking hot to watch. Pretty soon ha says, "I bet I can make you cum before you can make me cum." I tell him I bet he's right, but I have other plans. I want him to cum on my dick so I can use his manjuice for lube. When he cums he shoots a huge load on my cock, and on the couch too...if you look in slo-mo it goes like 3 or 4 feet it seems like. I licked the last bit of the end of his dick too, just to see what it would taste like. I finished up by spilling my load all over his leg...I didn't have distance, but I did have volume. This tape ends with each of us in the shower in turn, him first. He talks some more about his girlfriend, who you heard on the phone and heard King tell the whole story of in King and Joe Hanging Out. He's really moved that she's packing up all he stuff and coming out here to live with him (update: she's here now and they're engaged). He in turn asks me what his cum tastes like.

At the end of Part Two, we saw that I was just about to lick out my bro's ass, but before that goes down I want us to hit the showers first. Gotta make sure things are clean back there. That's where this tape begins—in the shower. It's amazing to me to watch this part again, because I'm really just all over him; rubbing my hard cock on his ass, grabbing his huge cock and balls at every opportunity...we're both totally plastered and all inhibitions are now gone, we're just doing whatever feels good. It's nice to have a buddy that'll help you out. And you'll be able to tell watching this tape that that's what it's all about: two buddies helping each other out. We're so cool with each other, it just doesn't matter anymore. And it feels great. Especially when he reaches down and finger fucks my asshole. He says afterwards that he fingerfucked me the same way he would do to a girl, all I can say is they must like it. Then when his ass is good and washed out, and wishing to repay him for his awesome finger-fuck (he says he did it the same way he does it with his girlfriends, and says "now you know why the girls like it so much." Indeed I do, too. I also like having that giant cock in my mouth apparently, because there's a lot of that on this tape), I proceed to give his butthole a thorough tongue lashing. I'm doing a pretty good job apparently, because he reaches down to jerk me off completely unasked. It's awesome. We get totally into it—it's a shame I don't actually remember it, we were so plastered. I was even surprised to see at one point King first reaching over to play with my balls, and then he actually get's back to 69ing with me! I literally did not remember this part, I'm not sure if he does, either. It's sooo hawt though, as it's so honest...you can see him looking over...thinking "Should I"...I'm doing a pretty good job sucking him off so maybe he just wanted to help out his buddy again. It's seriously intense though. When it came time for him to fuck me, we discovered that his dick was too big for my poor little ass. To my intense amazement however, he asked me to fuck him (I'd heard this about straight marines, that they always roll right over, I was amazed to discover that it was actually true). I was more than happy to oblige. Unfortunately this video also ends without a cumshot. At the end of the video you see us go out for a smoke, but during that break we actually decided that we were both too tired to continue so we'd have to finish up another day. That actually led to us doing a whole 'nother night, Straight Buddiees Experimenting, just so we could make sure we popped a cumshot for you guys!

This is where thing start to get really interesting. The first part was King playing with himself, and then us hanging out naked together. In part two, we get down to business. When we started out that just meant jerking off together but we ended up doing just about everything by the time the night was through. He knew that I had sucked his dick before 'cause I showed him the tape of me doing it on Night One (Shave, Shower and a Blowjob). He admitted that he had woken up in the middle of it and not stopped me, but he was still a long way from being OK with me doing it now. That long way is a road paved with beer cans pockmarked by Jager Bombs. But back to the present. The first half of this movie (a full 30 minutes) is us jerking off together in my living room. We're standing watching porn on the TV (I have a projection screen so it projects on my wall). He really likes to play to the camera so there are someclose-up shots of his incredible dick (seriously, it's impressive). Also sometimes I take the little camera off it's stand and do some close-up shots. I'm shooting from behind and the sight of his huge balls slapping on that thing is amazing. He's hung like a bull. I also got some great shots when I layed down on the floor and had him stand over me. He has a really tight body I have to admit. An amusing moment comes when he spits on his dick to lube it up and it goes through his fingers and lands in my face. There's just too much to write about...but this is so much more than a regular jerk-off tape. We're not two guys pretending to be friends, we are best friends, and you can tell when you watch this movie. We shoot the shit with each other, we joke with each other, and so on. All the other sites hire models to create this fantasy, for which you have to fill in the blanks...not with this video. This is two real guys jerking off at home. Two real guys who are both total exhibitionists and love showing off for the camera. There's no nervousness, no rush. Just two buddies having a great time. Such a great time, as a matter of fact, that the subject of giving blowjobs comes up. King's ready to get one...he's horny as fuck, he's had enough beers, and loosened up enough from jerking off in front of me to be cool with the idea. Just as long as "Nothing goes up my ass" he's OK with it. We start off by having him pour beer down his cock and I drink the beer right off his dick. I love beer and King loves doing fun stuff so this went very naturally and soon I was sucking him like a pro, and he was loving it. Even I'm surprised when I watch this video, it's so intense. I'm not saying it's the best blowjob you'll ever see. I'm saying you can see bond between two buddies, you can feel how badly I wanted to service his cock, and you can see the change as he starts to really get into it. In fact pretty soon he's so into it he asks what I think about us taking turns fucking each other. But he wants to suck my cock first. Dayum! Okay. In retrospect I really wish I had had him get on his knees and work my dick over with his tongue. It would have been great to have been able to watch him swallow my dick whole, but at the time I guess I had other plans. Not that they were bad plans, I pulled him right down on the floor for an awesome sixty-nine. Unfortunately one of the good things about this video is also one of the bad things about this video. We were so into having fun that I forgot to mind the cameras. Only the one was actually taping, and it was the wide angle, and we're sort of off to one side. I still think it's incredibly hot though. You've seen plenty of dicks close up, and in fact soon you'll get to see King's in hi-quality full color. What you don't usually get to see is the raw intensity of two best buddies completely losing themselves in giving each other pleasure. This video ends with me lining him up so I can lick out his ass, and discovering that it stinks back there. We head to the shower to wash it out and the intense session that follows is what start Part Three.

King and I had just gotten back from Vegas a few hours before. I basically had to take him because of all the crazy fucked up shit we ended up doing during Night One. Basically I had to take him to a strip club in Vegas so he could A: remind himself that he was really straight and B: cleanse the memories of playing with me by having titties rubbed in his face. The result though is, tonight we are both horny as fuck--neither of us came on Night One, we just passed out, neither of us got off in Vegas, now it's 3 days on and we've both got blue balls from hell. And we're both much more comfortable around each other now. On the other hand, on the way back from the grocery store getting more Jagermeister, King gets a call from his ex-fiancee. She left him with a broken heart maybe two months before, now she's changed her mind and she wants to come back to him! Luckily, this doesn't change King's mind about doing the videos. In fact, this video starts off with him talking to her. Only, as he's talking to her, he unbuttons his jeans and starts playing with himself. Pretty soon he's rock hard and showing off his long, thick cock to the camera as he chats with her on his cell phone. When he takes off his pants, he tells her he's climbing into bed because he's tired. The thing that's awesome about my buddy King is: every time he wants to smoke a cigarette he goes outside naked. This time he has his shirt on still, but his dick is poking out from beneath. Like a banana. It's fucking huge! He finished up his conversation on my front step, balls hanging out the whole time. When he finally hangs up he heads inside and I have him explain the whole situation and what just happened as he makes us some more Jager Bombs. Just a few weeks prior King had a girl visiting him but staying at my place. In fact, the fact that she was staying with me and she was a crazy insane bitch is one of the reasons he's helping me make videos--he owes me. Once he got rid of her, he already had another girl lined up and ready to go. Now his ex-fiancee has just called wanting to get back with him. He explains the whole scenario while he makes our drinks, wearing nothing but a t-shirt. Well, until he realizes that he's wearing it and takes it off. Then I ask him if he'd mind if I got naked, too. He doesn't care, we're bros! The last part of the video is just us hanging out naked and bullshitting on the front porch. There's nothing sexual about it and there's no cum shot. In fact, after there's no stroking at all for the last half of the video. What you do get to see is two friends who are totally comfortable with each other. By the end of this video, you'll know that King and I are two real dudes and we really are best bros. This is what other porn sites try to fake. And not to worry, this is just part one...by the end of part two we're on the floor 69ing each other. And that's just the warm-up for part three.