Marines bromance movies

Back from the dead from a restored hard derive, it's Part 2 of this chill night with buds Caleb and Keith, I met them when they were both still in the Corps but they're out now, Caleb very obviously so. Like an only-recently cultivated plant, as soon as he was out he reverted straight back to his wild roots. Lucky for me, he stayed in town for a minute, staying at our mutual friend Nikki's house, so we all got to hang out for a while before he took off to find his post-USMC fortune. I will fucking miss Caleb.

I was hanging out with my bros Caleb and Keith and Caleb's place—actually Nikki's place where Caleb has been renting a room since he got out a few months ago. Nikki has a nice garage where Caleb keeps his bikes, and we were doing that dude thing where we all hang out chill while our buddy works on his shit. Both these dudes are basically nudists, so when it came to doing a messy job with some engines, the easiest way to keep their clothes clean was to not be wearing any. It's a good thing, too, cuz the both of them got in the grease and had to jump in the shower together. Keith pisses and Caleb watches him, Caleb scrubs Keith's back. It's a good time :)

This video is from several months back, when Randy and Wyatt, otherwise known as 'Fuckmaster' were visiting at the same time, we spent a whole weekend partying, and this happened at one of those parties. There's more of this video that will be posted in the "iPhone" section very soon, like in the next few days

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hang out a lot together, all three of us. A better, more loyal set of best friends you'll never find. I love these guys. Their ginger buddy William I don't know as well but he was cool, too. He was a fellow Marine from Zed's shop, married, just had a kid. Totally cool with peepin' his buddies' asses getting tattooed. Because they're best friends, Zed and Neo decided to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. Neo decided to get a top hat. Because he's an ass-hat, get it? I mean not really, he's actually cool AF, almost all of the time. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. Zed's buddy William was all about watching the proceedings. He even helped by videoing with his own camera, I like to think that he watches his own videos sometimes at night when the wife's asleep. Who knows.

So if you've been on my SnapChat (search for 'msb_joe'), you know Zed. Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hung out a lot together, all three of us. One of the first times we hung out, which I've been sitting on until now, was when Zed and Neo went to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. The best part was they brought a buddy along, William, who was all about watching the proceedings. For the next video, which is Neo getting his done (you'll have to wait to find out what he got but it's awesome). Enjoy watching everyone including Zed's straight Marine buddies Neo and William stare at Zed's hairy ass as he takes the needle. if you're not on my SnapChat already ('msg_joe') you should be. That's my public Snap, not my private which is available only for members. If you were on my public snap you could have watched along while we made this video in real-time!

OK, for those of you on my public Snapchat (msb_joe), you met Randy here a while ago, and you've been following his crazy antics and out friendship for a minute now. If you're not on my Snapchat (again, just do a search for 'msb_joe') you've been missing out big time. A note about my Snapchats. I have two accounts, one of them ('msb_joe') is free for everybody. That's the one where you can follow along with me as I hang out with these awesome Marines in my daily life. The other is my private account, where I show everything. Members of MyStraightBuddy get access to my private snaps. If you had both, you would have seen Randy and I talke a roadtrip back to his hometown together on my regular Snaps, and then Randy naked taking a shower at the motel we stopped at along the way. If you were on my public snapchat you would have seen the huge party that led up to this. It was a giant blowout in my buddy's garage, Randy and a bunch of other Marines got shirtless in front of everyone playing beer pong and it was hot af. Next day I took the table back to my house, and set it up in my living room so a few friends could come over and play. And after that was all over, Randy got off duty and wanted to play, so I said sure. Randy had been talking all night about naked/strip beer pong so I had a good feeling that something would go down, meaning his jeans. When you see that huge cock, something of yours will go up! Oh yeah Randy has a big old dick. Randy brought his girl with him, and you can hear her in the background as well as see his reactions when she takes off her top and shakes her tits at him. You don't ever actually see her, though. Randy has a magnificent body, huge dick, a great personality and is straight as hell. It doesn't take long for all of Randy's few clothes to come off, and he's all about showing off his hotness.

Paul and Colton have been best friends for two years, ever since they met at a strip club and got kicked out together. Now they do everything together, when Paul came by to rub one out, he brought his best buddy Colton with him to watch.

Long time fans of my site know that 99.9% of the guys I tape on my site are Marines from the bas next door. One of the only civilians I ever taped was big-dicked Stoner Scott. The cool thing about Scott is that he was raised by nudists, so even though he's straight he doesn't give a damn about being naked, at all. On this particular day, Scott, his [ex]girlfriend and I went to LA to pick up a used car that he had found on Craigslist. Once he had forked over the cash for the old beater we sent his ex back in her car, and we headed back home in his new ride. Now on the way down there Scott and I discussed doing something wild on the way back, that both of us had always wanted to do--driving down the highway naked and jerking off. Both of us had done it on our own at some point in our lives, but neither of us had done it with a buddy. It was as much fun as I had imagined, Unfortunately it's hard to get stable video on an iPhone driving down the highway, especially in an old beater with crappy shocks so it was a rough ride and so is the first part of the video. We were just having a fun day, and luckily I got some of it on my phone, and I wanted to share it with you. When we got back to my place we were horny AF and decided to put on some porn and finish up. Scott wasn't able to cum, but apparently I had been storing up a huge load which exploded in a huge cum fountain all over my chest and face, while Scott watched in amazement. BTW that scrape on my knee came from being out drunk with my guys and taking a hard spill.

I've wanted to release this one for a long time. This video wasn't 'lost' like the last one. Because Nick was a sergeant in the Marine Corps at the time, I didn't want to put his career at risk. Somehow or another I think I had a premonition that he would be the one discovered by the Marine Corps! If it happened, I didn't want him to have to answer for anything really bad (s it was, when he was found out and almost court martialed, I was relieved that I had left it out). Nick, on the other hand, had other plans. He had just got back from Afghanistan a few days before this, and when he got back he found out that his wife was a cheating whore who had invited a bunch of meth heads over to his new house while he was gone. So he was horny as fuck, and back to having no pussy. The video as it was released: 'Naked Nick', is hot as fuck. He was overflowing with sexual energy and pretty soon we were both running around his newly empty house naked together. Then we were in the shower. Then I sucked his dick and ate out his ass. Then we got out of the shower and I did it some more. Those last two parts didn't make the last video. It's been a few years now though, and I think it's time for the world to see one of the hottest videos I ever shot. Watch 'Naked Nick' first for the context, because that will make it so much hotter. Editing this video, I can't believe how lucky I was.

All my vids are home videos, but this one is even more home video than most. After the bars one night Nick was at my place and I don't even remember how anymore, we ended up naked. It's just a thing that happens at my house. Like always said, this is why I try to keep my video cameras charged. The video starts with a very drunk Nick stumbling around in my house bare-assed looking for the lightswitch. He needs the lights on because he wasn't to do some pullups on my pullup bar. He's really adorable, and really hot, as he stumbles around calling me "Bubba" for some reason. Then he heads off to the kitchen, which ignore the sink please. Then he slides into the hot tub and generally enjoys the actions of the bubble jets on his bubble-butt, which is amazing to behold. Unfortunately the video just ends, as my camera almost got doused and I got worried about it. But, enjoy Nick's ass while it's there, because it is amazing. This video is called "Hot Tub Time Macheen" because it was recorded almost 3 years ago, right before I had to stop taping because of the 29 Palms Marine Porn Scandal, when Nick got popped by his command for running around naked at my house. And now, here it is, a blast from the past I hope you enjoy!

Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.

This was actually the first video I shot with Nick and Brennan, but because I was so eager to show you the wrestling videos it got out of order. Nick and Brennan stopped by after duty because neither of them wanted to go home just yet because they were both have trouble getting their women to understand that sometimes a guy just needs to jerk off to some porn. Girls just don't get that for some reason—but I sure do. Nick actually started this video off by picking up my camera, which I was slacking on. As you can tell by now Nick loves the camera—he just likes the attention, I think—but once it was one I wasn't about to turn it off because you can vcut the horniness in the air with a knife. Both Nick and Brennan have been weightlifting a lot recently and I think it's jacked their testosterone levels because it's not but a few minutes of looking at a porn mag that Brennan is rock hard. Nick suggests that Brennan should try Nick's favorite toy, the fleshjack, and Brennan agrees that it's pretty awesome. However in the end it just makes him want to fuck the fake pussy, which Nick didn't even realize he wanted to fuck until Brennan said so. Nick has to hold back and watch as Brennan smoothly pumps the plastic ass like a Cassanova, and then sprays cum in front of a mirror before getting in the shower, where ever the good bro, Nick is waiting with a cold one.

Mac, John and TK (AKA Tennessee) are marines and best friends, and are a wild bunch. Sandy redhead Mac has known Joe for a minute now, and knows how much fun coming back to Joe's "naked house" after the bars are all closed down for the night can be. Mac has been stationed with John and TK for almost three years and you can see when they're together you can see why this video had to be called "True Bromance". This video is a record of one crazy night that happened when John and TK joined their best bro Mac at my "Naked House" one night after the bars closed. Pretty soon the clothes were falling off and with no girls in sight, the guys were getting pretty horny. Mac and John were the horniest so they were the first to succumb, but TK—sensing that he was being left out of the fun—dropped his drawers too and joined them. This is real video of real marines on a real night, so there's no cumshots in this video, because they all had whiskey dick (actually whiskey, vodka, tequila, various mixed drinks, and several different kinds of beer dick). On the plus side however, those whiskey dicks are all huge. John in particular has a giant dick, and an amazing body to go along with his sexy New Jersey Italian attitude. Watching these hot straight marine buddies show off their huge cocks to each other will make you want to move to the nearest marine base. The best part of this video is actually after they all have their clothes back on and are greeting the rising sun after a hard night's partying. Mac and John are about as tight of best friends as you can get, and these two hot, built straight guys cuddling with each other is about the most bromantic (and hottest) things you'll ever see. TK makes fun of them for it but they don't care; these two men have been to war together and that's all that matters.

You've hung out with Marcus and Tanker before, and so you already know that these two hot country-fried marines are best friends and roommates in the barracks. Except for one month, they have spent pretty much every day together since boot camp, 2 years ago. So these guys are tight. Marcus and Tanker have been coming over a lot recently, mainly just to get out of the barracks. You'd think they'd want to get away from each other for a minute, but these guys are inseparable best friends. I knew they wouldn't give a fuck about jerking off in front of each other if I put a porn in, and both had hinted about how horny they were. It didn't even take any convincing, they were down. In fact they said they do it in the barracks all the time. Tanker says "We'll be playing Call of Duty and one of us is like, lets put a porn in." Marcus took the Fleshlight, and Tanker took the fake pussy, although he didn't use it much. My favorite part of this video is, after they're done, neither of them makes any move to put their clothes back on. That's par for the course in the nakedest room in the Naked House, but I still think it's hot. When I mentioned it, Marcus said he hadn't even noticed. That's the kind of casual comfort you get when you live with someone that close for that long.

Mac and Joel are, like so many of the guys you meet at my house, marines and best friends. Joel is the one with tatts, Mac is the one with the huge dick. Both of them are hot as hell, in different ways. Anyways, I was out drinking with a lady friend of mine and these two have been friends of hers for a minute. So, when the bars closed, we all came back to my place to drink. And one thing led to another, as it usually does. Originally Mac was going to fuck the fake pussy, because our mutual lady friend would not put out for a brother. In fact you will notice quiet a bit of this video involved Mac trying to talk her into giving him a BJ. Life is so unfair, since every single one of you reading this would JUMP at the chance to give this 21 yo hottie a wet sloppy one. In the end though, whiskey dick got the better of him, and he had to sit out. Joel on the other hand and after a few comments about how he didn't think he'd be able to do it, he came a big load all over the fake pussy. This video is kinda crazy...it's one of those "It's 3 AM and we're all plastered" videos. On the other hand, I could NOT let shenanigans like this go un-recorded!

After watching Robbie and Steve's amateur hour wrestling, Nick and Brennan decided to step up and show the kids how the men do things. Nick and Brennan are both much larger, and much more skilled, so this round is that much more intense. Robbie and Steve stuck around to watch, and although Robbie is giving out instruction the whole time I'm not sure Nick or Brennan were listening to anything he had to say, both of those guys seem to know what they're doing. If you wrestled either one of them you'd lose pretty quick, is what I'm saying, but you might not mind. Brennan is a 23 yo Marine from New Jersey. He and Nick have been buddies for years, and have deployed to Afghanistan together. You can tell when you watch the incredible chemistry between these two hot, muscular hunks--it's off the charts! Nick has a girlfriend and Brennan is married, but these two hot straight marines are totally comfortable being naked with each other. They all live together in Nick's house and they both assure Joe that it's just like this at home. Brennan may be all muscles, but Nick has the weight and the skills, and he easily takes down Brennan 3 out of 4 rounds. Hot and sweaty, they climb in the shower which is where things start to get really good!

I hadn't seen my buddies Robbie and Steve (who are best friends and roommates in the barracks) since they got back out of the field, so I had them over to the house last weekend, along with my buddies Nick and Brennan (who are also best friends and roommates but off base at Nick's house). The afternoon started off regular enough, we were all hanging out drinking beers and bullshitting like we do. Robbie and Steve decided to play a little catch and it turns out that Steve needs to play a little more. Some friendly words were exchanged as Robbie started talking shit--he's from Brooklyn, so shit-talking is his natural state of being. They started wrestling on the ground--it was friendly, but heated, you know how guys get. Especially marines. Well we took it inside, and we cleared out the living room and set down some rugs so these two could grapple it out. Ands since they were only wearing their marine skivvy shorts anyway those got ripped off quick, and pretty soon my boys were wrestling naked. Nick and Brennan didn't get naked, but they each took a buddy and coached him, and it's really hot listening to these badass marine sergeants coaching their junior marines in their naked wrestling. You'll have to watch to see who won, but everyone's a winner when Steve and Robbie get in the shower to clean off their sweaty bodies. Later that night we ended up putting some porn in, cuz Robbie and Steve were horny. Robbie wanted to try out the fake pussy & ass, and Steve wanted to try out the Fleshjack ICE, and I was certainly down to let them. My favorite part is actually when Nick and Brennan come in and watch their buddies jerking off. I missed Steve's cumshot, because the boys came at the same time (which is pretty hot) but the camera was on Robbie, because he was having the most epic cum seizure I've ever seen. Afterwards you get to see both of them clean up and piss.

A bunch of friends came over to enjoy my hot tub during a rare rainy spell...we stocked up on liquor, beer and meat and cranked up the good times. Tanker and Marcus took grilling duties and, not being one bit shy at all, stayed as butt-ass naked as they had been in the hot tub. It's a loud, busy party, and I apologize for all the noise and craziness but that's what a party is all about, right? Tanker in particular has an ass that just has to be appreciated, especially when he attempts to twerk it. That thing is amazing.

Some of my buddies including Ted and Shawn had a 96 (96 hours of liberty) and wanted to spend it off-base. So we rented a room and had a motel party, and of course I brought my camera. Out at the bar we met Brad and his buddy who came back to the room to party with us. Brad was the first to get naked, cuz he don't give a fuck, and then when people started giving him shit for it Oscar, who had been a little shy, got naked too, and then even went streaking around the motel, and even all the way from the 3rd deck (that's what marines call floors) to the parking lot. Unfortunately Sean is once again really shy, why is unfortunate because he's the hottest guy there, with the biggest dick. I'm always amazed when I can get him on camera at all though. It was a crazy party--download the video and join the fun!

I should have called this one "Blowjob Before the Bar", because that would have been more accurate. This video is from way back, when Scottie was still in the marines. I didn't think he would ever let me release it but I recently got him to change his mind and so here you go.

Trip is one of the sexiest motherfuckers I have ever met. His body is hot enough, but there's something in the way he moves and talks that will just kill you. His step-brother Kody is also a marine and got posted to the same base. They've been brothers for about 4 years, I guess Kody's dad married Trip's mom, and they are super tight. Anyway, Trip and I are bar brothers, every time we see each other we get into a drinking contest which he always thinks he wins, even though he gets carried out the door and I stay up drinking for several more hours. Last Saturday we ran into each other again out at the bar, but this time he and his brother, along with our mutual buddies Irish and Ted, came back to my place to have some fun, which lasted long into the morning. Yes the reason this movie is shot in daylight is because we ain't been to bed yet (although various people including both Trip and Kody but NOT including me passed out for short periods). I apologize for the quality of this video, this is the first time I've been caught short without my cameras charged up, so this movie was shot first on my iPhone, and then on Ted's Android. Let me know what you think, is it too shitty, or do you like how real it is?

This was actually the first video I shot of Nick, just days after he got back from Afghanistan. Nick and I are like the best friends ever, and not having seen each other in 7 months we hang out for several days just drinking and chilling and having fun. And Nick was ready to have some fun.