Marines naked outdoors movies

Chuck & Joe Go Jeepin
The nice thing about Southern California is that even in November you will sometime get random awesome days, and my buddy Chuck and I took advantage of one of those days recently to go exploring. The other advantage of living in SoCal is you can take your Jeep out into the desert and there's no one else out there so you can run around nekkid and it's great.

Randys Naked Driving Day
So Randy and I had reason to head down the hill to grab a part for his vehicle, and he was feeling particularly horny...and we had been talking about how much fun it was to go naked driving, and I had a pretty good idea that I'd be able to talk him into it. As it turns out, I didn't have to talk him into anything, not even jerking off while we were riding down the highway. He was charged up and ready to go, and so was my new GoPro which I told him I wanted to test out. Off we went, with his dog Roxy with us the whole time in the back seat. It was a hot day, with the sun beating down, so Randy decided to start off as close to naked as he could get and still be legal to walk around outside—in his Silkies. We stopped at a car wash first and he gave his car a rinse...all of it live on my private snaps. On the way down, Randy smoked a cigarette, and started playing with himself, leading me to remind him that he said he wanted to get naked. Sure nuff soon as we were out of town, the Silkies came off. He put his shoes back on though, so he's 'nekkid', not 'naked'. Drivin along passing people, he worried for a minute that people were going to get a view. As hot as that would be, people really can't see in that low, even in a tall SUV. Little did those people know that when they looked over and saw a dude taping his shirtless buddy, his buddy wasn't just shirtless. Trucks might be able to see in, but they've seen so much worse, no trucker is gonna give two fucks about what we're doing. I was just happy I got his Silkies off, but the excitement of it all got to him and he said he wanted to jerk off too but he hasn't fapped in a week so it gonna be a "fat fuckin' load". Not a problem, brother. Such a huge load that he's a little concerned the shirt he was wearing which he plans to use as a cum towel won't be able to soak it all up. I convinced him that no one cared. Randy Jokes that he has to pick his dad up the next day and his dad is gonna complain about the sex smell. I said we got Febreeze so no worries. Then we get on the highway, and the sexual tension of being fee on the road nd not having jerked it in so long becomes too much to bear. With cars passing by in the very next lane, his cock instantly comes to attention. You can see how much he's enjoying this new experience, as he mouths "This is so hot" as we drive down the road. In far too short a time (can you blame him, the situation is so hot it's overwhelming) his pace quickens and he bust a HUGE load, one of the biggest ever on MSB. I think only Mark has ever spurted out more hot cum than Randy. He wasn't wrong either, thick ropey puddles of it are everywhere. He says "I think I got my ear!" and "That was the best orgasm ever." And you get to watch. His girlfriend called right afterwards, too, lol. Unfortunately, as much fun as we were having, we had a schedule to keep, so Randy pulled over and put his Silkies back on so we could head to our buddy's place and get his oil changed. That video is coming soon! Best line of the whole trip: "Oh yeah, it definitely smells like jizz in my car."

Jack on the Range
So if you've been following my Snapchat or Instagram, you've been dying to see Jack for a while now. Jack, another buddy of mine and I went shooting on of all days, Easter. We went out to the desert and my other buddy (who must remake nameless and unseen) brought his huge arsenal of firearms. We took them out to the empty desert where we wouldn't bother nobody, and let Jack go to town. He was like a kid in a candy store, and you will be too staring at that magnificent ass. Jack's ass is a thing of magnificence. And I never knew how much a pistol belt could make someone's ass stand out. You'll love watching Jack walk around in the desert like the little alpha he is. Unfortunately it was a lot windier than I expected, and the sound is kinda blown out because I had to tune down for the wind noise. Supplying the arsenal is another buddy of mine who unfortunately cannot ever appear on video. However I can tell you he blew a lot of shit up in Iraq and Afghanistan back-in-the-day, and could probably make an explosive out of peanut butter and kill you with your shoelaces if he had to.

Garage Naked Beer Pong Pt 2
In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Naked Driving
Long time fans of my site know that 99.9% of the guys I tape on my site are Marines from the bas next door. One of the only civilians I ever taped was big-dicked Stoner Scott. The cool thing about Scott is that he was raised by nudists, so even though he's straight he doesn't give a damn about being naked, at all. On this particular day, Scott, his [ex]girlfriend and I went to LA to pick up a used car that he had found on Craigslist. Once he had forked over the cash for the old beater we sent his ex back in her car, and we headed back home in his new ride. Now on the way down there Scott and I discussed doing something wild on the way back, that both of us had always wanted to do--driving down the highway naked and jerking off. Both of us had done it on our own at some point in our lives, but neither of us had done it with a buddy. It was as much fun as I had imagined, Unfortunately it's hard to get stable video on an iPhone driving down the highway, especially in an old beater with crappy shocks so it was a rough ride and so is the first part of the video. We were just having a fun day, and luckily I got some of it on my phone, and I wanted to share it with you. When we got back to my place we were horny AF and decided to put on some porn and finish up. Scott wasn't able to cum, but apparently I had been storing up a huge load which exploded in a huge cum fountain all over my chest and face, while Scott watched in amazement. BTW that scrape on my knee came from being out drunk with my guys and taking a hard spill.

Naked Marines Hotel Party Pt 2
And this is when things got interesting. Too much goes on to even tell you about, you'll just have to watch the preview video. Brad and his buddy S. are looking for some pussy by calling every umber in my phone, but Oscar cuts to the chase and starts jerking off. Oscar has a huge dick when he's hard and he gets so into it. When he's done he walks right outside to the balcony, and doesn't even wipe the cum off hi hand.

Naked Marines Hotel Party Pt 1
Some of my buddies including Ted and Shawn had a 96 (96 hours of liberty) and wanted to spend it off-base. So we rented a room and had a motel party, and of course I brought my camera. Out at the bar we met Brad and his buddy who came back to the room to party with us. Brad was the first to get naked, cuz he don't give a fuck, and then when people started giving him shit for it Oscar, who had been a little shy, got naked too, and then even went streaking around the motel, and even all the way from the 3rd deck (that's what marines call floors) to the parking lot. Unfortunately Sean is once again really shy, why is unfortunate because he's the hottest guy there, with the biggest dick. I'm always amazed when I can get him on camera at all though. It was a crazy party--download the video and join the fun!

3 Naked Buddies
I think you'll love the three buddies, who came over to my pad to drink, barbque, and ended up (as so many of my buddies do) playing naked beer pong. Robbie, Steve and Jackson are three best buds from the same platoon, Robbie and Steve are actually roommates in the barracks (Jackson lives just a few doors down) and have known each other since MOS school (that's the school where you learn your job after boot camp). They're all sexy guys, but the hottest thing about them is their friendship, which absolutely shines through. Robbie in particular is a little hothead from Brooklyn, who's accent comes out when he gets agitated. He's funny as hell, and it doesn't hurt that he has a tight body and big dick to go with it. Steve has a perfect bubble butt, and Jackson has an adorable Wyoming country boy thing going for him, you can practically still smell the farm on him. These guys are hella comfortable around each other and it shows. The best part of the video for my mind is when Steve, who is an anarchy loving skateboarder, drives us out to the nearest paved road so they can take turns naked skateboarding. Luckily no cars came by!

Naked Firepit
I shot this video months ago, and held on to it because I wasn't sure if I wanted to release it on MyStraightBuddy, owing to the fact that there is rather a lot of boobies in this one. And it's kind od short, owing to A) the fact that I was having a really good time and didn't want to be holding a camera and B) the naked dude at the heart of this vid had too much to drink and was actually getting kind of belligerent at the end. He kept trying to fight another buddy of mine who I've known for years and that got to be just too much. But then looking at it again, I realized how amazing this footage was. For one thing, Brian is unbelievably hot. He looks like he's right off the bus from Iowa, cornfed and farm-raised. He has an attitude, and is constantly trying to fight everyone, naked. At one point I thought someone was going to take their shorts off and fight him naked but it didn't happen. It's hard to describe this one, just watch the preview! At the end is a little snippet of footage from years ago. Never long enough on it's own to be a video, this was a couple buddies of mine jumping over the same firepit, but different party many years ago.

Party Fuck Part 1
So if you remember about 2 months ago, I posted a video called "Naked Havasu", shot on a Labor Day trip to Lake Havasu, which is basically a party spot for drunk college kids especially on holidays like Labor Day. The marines love to go because there's no chicks out here in the desert, but plenty of them at Havasu. There's lots of boning. Lots and lots and lots of boning. Everyone got laid there, multiple times, often wading behind a boat in the lake. After a whole weekend of this, we all retired to the room and basically decided to chill the fuck out. Not my buddies Tony, Kenny, and Chrissie. They were down to fuck some more, I got out the camera and committed their debauchery to videotape. The whole thing is a hot mess though, because the guys were fuck-tired and besides having drank beer all day, had already fucked in the lake several times that day. They were still horny though, and if there was pussy to be had they were going to have some of it. So, sometimes they're fucking, sometimes they're playing beer pong. I had planned to put the hardcore scenes on SemperFuck, and people have been on my case ever since to get off my ass and do that. The bits where Tony shaved himself in the shower and they played beer pong I put here on MyStraightBuddy. but when I started editing the hardcore scenes I realized that there was a ton of MyStraightBuddy worthy material in there too. The camera is almost always on the guys, you hardly see the girl at all, and there's lots of parts where they're just chillin, and you get to appreciate the guys. Perfect for MyStraightBuddy. Only it came out to over an hour long and would be over a gig to download, so I'm breaking it up into 2 parts. I'm still going to post just the hardcore scenes over on SemperFuck as one hardcore video. But I knew you guys would want to see this, too.

Cole's Nekked Hike
Regular viewers know that there's a spot, not too far from my house, where I like to go naked hiking and shooting (unfortunately, due to CCBill regulations, I cannot show the shooting). Cole heard about this place and wanted me to take him there so we could go naked hiking, which sounded like a lot of fun to me. I told him I would take him but because it is my special spot, I would only take him back there if he let me tape it. Well Cole FUCKING LOVES to be nekkid so there was no problem there. But it meant that he had to come do it directly after he got off duty so the sun would still be out. Cole and I hiked all over the damn place, and had a great time, just being guys hiking around in the desert, throwing shit, looking under rocks and what not. Cole and I are both country boys so we get in to that sort of thing, especially with the wind blowing through our balls. We got cut off rather abruptly though...after we got back to the jeep Cole was horny enough to rub one on on the hood of the car, and I was about to join him, when some asshole came through in his truck. People are finding out about my spot, I'm gonna have to find someplace else for us to run around with our dicks out. Cole was game to drive back to the house naked though. I dared him to do it, but he was like, "You don;t gotta dare me to do nothin', I think that's awesome," and so he did.

3 Naked Bros Chillin
My three favorite guys are back in a seriously hot video. Dan, Chris, and Ray are best friends in the barracks. Dan and chris are actually roommates in the barracks (or were, Chris and Dan have both since gotten out of the Corps and are civilians, Dan will be out in a month or so...this is the problems with being buds with marines, they all leave), Ray lives/lived next door. All three of them are just totally nuts and lots of fun to hang out with.

Naked Outlaws
Mark and George are roommates and best friends. I love these guys because not only are the hot but since they're best buds they're totally comfortable being naked around each other--after all they see each other in the buff pretty much every damn day. And both of them are practically nudists. I'm pretty sure any random time you go by their room on base you're gonna catch one or both of them naked, or at least not wearing more than boxers. Last Mother's Day, of all days, we all went out to the desert for some fun time. Two more friends came along, my friend S was there and she brought Jake a friend of hers (also a marine) that I had never met before but who wanted to have fun with us. The more the merrier. Mark and George showed up with Dane who is a super cool dude who you saw them playing beer pong with back in "Lowhangers". That's actually Dane's truck they all drove out in. He doesn't get naked but he's totally cool with it when they are--he's just your classic guy who's so easy going he doesn't give a fuck. We got out there kinda late and the sun was about to set, which is why it's all Rosy. Right as we were about to pack up a car drove by! We were surprised--I thought that location waas remote enough we would never run across anyone out there but I was so wrong. We weren't too worried though, I mean who's gonna fuck with a bunch of naked marines with a shotgun? No, you're gonna keep driving, which is just what they did. But then apparently they called the cops, because the highway patrol showed up not much later. Luckily by then the sun had gone down and we had our pants on and were headed home.

Dan Before Duty
So one afternoon Dan was bored and wanted to go shooting. My "box of shit that needs to get shot" was still relatively full, so I told him to come on the fuck over. I grabbed the camera and we went out to my favorite spot out in the middle of ass-nowhere. Unfortunately the USMC had other plans and after we were already out there he got a call telling him that he had to come in for formation. That is, he had to show up in uniform and stand on a parade ground for an hour listening to some sergeant telling him to be careful during the weekend. So all of a sudden he had to back on base in an hour but that didn't stop us from having some fun. In this video Dan shows off not only his amazing body (seriously, just look at that ass!) but also the skills he's learned in the USMC. You can just picture him clearing a building in Afghanistan, except butt naked, which is the way that Dan always should be (and would like to be I'm sure).

Steve
Steve is married to a friend of mine. It was at their house that Mark and George and the gang were playing naked beer pong 2 weeks back. When he heard how much fun we like to have running around naked out in the desert, naturally he wanted to join in the fun. So we packed my Mossberg in the Jeep and headed out to the desert for a little target practice. Now despite his fair features Steve is a country boy who likes to have fun the traditional American way, out in the country on his bike or quad huntin' fishin' and the like. And like any good red-blooded American Marine he knows how to disassemble and field-strip a weapon, which is good because Mossy has been getting a fair bit of use recently and had jammed up pretty good. I love my shottie but Steve wasn't of the same opinion, as it was a complicated gun to disassemble; he kept proclaiming that his own was so much easier to work with that I asked him what kind he had, and turns out he has a Remington. Then I ask him what his favorite weapon in the Corps was, and that's an M-4 which if you don't know is basically like an M-16 with a collapsable butt stock (this is to say that it basically folds in half). His favorite weapon ever is a 50cal sniper rifle, which is something close to a small pice of artillery and not to be fucked with. He says that's the reason he's half deaf now, which I can believe. However when we got out to my usual spot it was full of people, so we continued on a little further down the line. The camera mic doesn't pick it up but you can hear me commenting on how loud whatever they're shooting is, at one point one of their reports echoed off the hills like a small thunderclap. Despite his boyish looks Steve is actually 22 years old. He's been in the USMC for 4 years and has 1 more year to go, apparently he had a really convincing (or maybe conniving) recruiter. He's been to Afghanistan once but not Iraq, but saw all the action he needed to on his one deployment having been "shot at, blowed up" and had rockets fired at him. He claims he likes being shot at because he's an adrenaline junkie, to which I reply he's found the right line of work.

Naturewalk
Funny story: I am an idiot. Me and my buddy Dan decided to go out shooting, we had been talking about it forever and if you know me and this site you know I like to take my buddies out for some cocks-out target practice. So, we hopped in Dan's shit-kicking truck and headed out into the desert. Now Dan and I have let off rounds together before. One late night after hanging out at the local watering hole we took the truck out into the wastelands around my house for some 3am target practice. But this time I had a stack of targets (i.e., shit that had broke and needed to be shot to little pieces) and my camera. And this time I knew how much Dan likes to have his cock swinging free. Usually it's people that shouldn't be naked that want to get naked. Not Dan: he is a nudist if I ever saw one--he absolutely fucking loves to show off his body--and it's easy to see why. There's no part of this guy that's not hot-as-fuck. I've said this before: he's also the nicest, chillest guy I know. Just a great fucking person that is always fun to hang out with. I, on the other hand, am a dumbass. When we got out to the range, we realized that I had forgotten my shotgun. D'oh!! That didn't stop Dan though. Like I said, he just likes to be naked, and it's wide open spaces out there and he just wanted to go for a walk and explore. not a problem, brother. After putting on some sunscreen...because the sun was really beating down and even if you're as tan as he is you'd better wear some protection...we headed out to explore the local environment, dick slapping in the wind. We walked and walked, exploring all kinds of thing along the way, and getting so far afield that his truck became just a tiny speck in the background. Despite it's emptiness the spot where we parked is a fairly popular spot and I have totally seen people there before. When you're there and have your shotgun it's not a big deal...who's gonna fuck witha naked marine carrying a shottie? They'll just run! But way the fuck far away like that, it would have been funny as hell if someone had showed up with their own shotgun to shoot there and caught him naked...I'm not sure what we would have done. Here's where I am really an idiot though. When I got home and eagerly checked the tape for all the great footage I had just got, including shots of his beautiful ass as he bent over looking for snakes in the bushes, I discovered that whenever I stopped the camera I was actually recording, and when I thought I was recording the camera was actually stopped. Mt heart sank. I love my new camera...but it's hard to see the viewscreen in such bright light and I fucked up big time. There's still enough to enjoy...and what's there is amazing, but there was so much more. My apologies, and don't worry too too much--we went back shooting the very next week and not only did I not forget the shottie, but I got it all on tape. Til next time, enjoy Dan enjoying the great outdoors!

A Shower and a Smoke
On of my best buddies loves to get naked...he's basically the hottest nudist you've ever met. We've been hanging out for a long time and I finally convinced him to let post some of the tapes I've made of him and his buddies having fun hanging out. This first one is of a bull session he and I were having one warm hot evening. We'd been hanging out all day and he needed to take a shower before going off to meet some chick he was hoping to score with (that basically describes almost any night with me and this guy). Despite the fact that he's about to go get laid, and I was pulling for my buddy to go get him some, he had so much fun getting taped with his cock out that it's actually hard to convince to put his clothes back on. you can tell he's actually disappointed at having to put his drawers on, even though he's about to go get laid. I fucking love this guy. With his great looks, amazing body, and a voice that you could listen to all night long you will too.

Zack and Jack Outdoors
So after getting a buzzcut from Zack, and after they painted my house, Zack Jack and I headed out to the desert for a little off-roading fun. We took Zack's truck out to a little place I know where apparently a bunch of people like to do the same thing, because it's one little spot all to itself with a ton of spent shotgun shells and broken things with buckshot holes in them. Blam! Zack for his part can barely be restrained to keep his clothes on. It's the first thing he wants to do when he gets there, and for some reason I'm like "hold off", and he looks at me like I'm crazy and says he might have to fight me on that. Who am I to tell Zack he has to keep his pants on? I was never very good at that anyway. He can't help but notice that it's the first time he's actually been naked (he says 'nekkid') in his truck. Knowing Zack that's actually a little hard to believe. I told him I assumed that the time he was jerking off in his truck on the way down right before the highway patrol pulled him over counted. He said, "no, I wasn't nekkid." Of course. Zack and Jack take some turns blasting various things with my favorite shottie. I always like watching these ex-marines (both are long since out of the service now nbut you can take the man out of the marines but you can't take the marines out of the man) shooting, because of the way the handle their weapons. I tried to get Jack to do a rifle display but it's a shotgun so the size and weight is all wrong. After we run out of shells, they decide to go exploring. "It's always good to be aware of your surroundings," says Zack. They find and anthill, and being boys, piss all over it. It feels so good to be naked and free and to be able to walk around wherever you want. in fact it's so much fun and I've been taping so long I run out of tape> Luckily I have my iPhone with me. The video quality isn't the greatest, but it's the funnest part of the video as Zack runs over what's left of a TV with his truck, and then repeatedly destroys it with a rock. Pure testosterone caveman type stuff. They piss on some more ants and then it's time to go home.

Hairybutt Shooting
So when I first met Jake A.K.A. Hairy Butt, he was just a few weeks away from getting out of the USMC. In fact I met him out at a bar while he was celebrating this fact with a buddy. Between the time I met him and when he got out, I moved back to the house in the desert, which is a few hundred miles away from the one with the pool where I lived for abouta year. The house with the pool was a nicer house but the house in the desert is more fun, because you can go out into the desert and run around naked like it's cool (because it is cool). The house in the desert was also on Jake's way home. He had decided to that he would take a roadtrip on the way back to his civilian life, stopping at some of those famous landmarks that make this such a great country. And one of those landmarks is me. The whole time I had known him (all 2 weeks, pretty much) I has been teling him about how awesome it was out in the desert, how you could run around naked outside and no one would fuck with you, and he pretty much thought that sounded like paradise. So he stopped in to say hey on the way out and we went out to the place y'all know as 'the mines' to shoot the shotgun. Except that, they'd cleaned the place up! There was nothing to shoot at anymore...they hauled off the abandoned car that Fuckmaster and I tore up, they carted off all the abandoned stereo equipment and what not. Which was disappointing. There's no denying the place looks a lot better now, so I can't complain too much, but we were really looking forward to some target practice and there wasn't much of that. Even most of the mine itself had been taken down. There was still enough for Jake to go exploring on, though. And go exploring he did. Jake loves, loves loves loves to have his cock out. All the marines love to drop their shorts, I think it's a consequence of boot camp and after-PT gang showers, but Jake is a natural nudist. Someday that guy will end up running a nudist colony somewhere I guarantee it. He was a little nervous because he had never actually got to wander around so freely in the great outdoors, and you can see the highway from the mines so occasionally you'll see trucks go by and whatnot which can be a little unnerving if you don;t know that they can't see you. Well technically they but you're just a tiny pink dot on a hill, if they're bothering to pay attention at all. You could fuck somebody up there and they wouldn't be able to (really) tell (much). I am totally going to do that someday. Interestingly Jake is the first Marine I ever met that didn't know his way around a shotgun. Most of the guys I meet, even the city ones, have some country in them, it's part of their marine DNA, but Jake is a city boy through and through. I bet he could handle an M-16 pretty well, but the shottie was a first for him. He still looks good carrying it around though. He may not be the most built or buffest guy, but there's something in that big grin and smooth sense of humor that is sexy as hell, and many of you have written in to agree. Let the other sites have their perfect guys who don't even look real and let Jake charm you into enjoying the desert with him. The view is amazing! And you can take that either way you like.

Freedom From Clothes
My buddy Jake was coming over all the time as the days to the end of his service came up. On your last days, sometimes you may only have one appointment during the day and when you're done you don't even have to report for duty. And so he would show up at my house and we would hang out, drink beer and bullshit with each other before heading out to the bar for an evening of fun. On this day, it was particularly, unseasonably hot. It felt more so because it had been cold for days, and then out of the blue it was baking. Jake was over drinking a beer and I was quizzing him about where he had ended up the night before, he had wanted me to come out but I was just not up to it, and apparently he had had himself a good time. I had the camera on him because I was sure that it was hot enough to get a nudist like Jake out of his clothes, and I was right. Jake you see loves to be naked. Not merely comfortable with it, he is a Class B nudist (Class A I guess being someone who lives naked most of the time...Jake is what you would call a recreational nudist). Whatever, he likes to take his clothes off and I knew that not much more than a little nudge would get him into the pool. As inviting as the pool looked, however, the days of cold weather that had preceded this one had left the water freezing cold and that quickly put the end to that idea. But once free, he surely wasn't going to put his clothes back on. So, noticing what bad shape my yard is in, offers to water my plants for me. Awesome, not only do I get hot video for you to watch, but he's taking care of my shit for me. When he's done we hang out and bullshit for a while. He doesn't want to put on his pants and I don't blame him, and I'm not about to make him, so enjoy the view.

Firestarter
You already know that my buddy Jack stayed with me for a few days a while back. He's a really good guy and helped out a lot around the pad in exchange for having a place to crash while he looked for a job, which was nice because A) I had a lot of shit that needed to get done and B) he liked to be naked while he did them. Always a plus in my book. This video starts with Jack on a particularly good note. The life-changing event hes talking about at the beginning is: just a hour or so before this video, he had snagged himself a job. We put this turn of events down to him wearing his lucky shirt, one that hes worn on his overseas deployments with the Marines so many times that its almost see-through now. Why is it lucky? Cuz hes been blown up in it so many times. This stretches the definition of lucky for me but in his eyes it is because he lived through all of those incidents, including as he describes it, a time when he got blown out of the machine-gunners turret in his Hummer and walked down the street in a daze in the middle of a firefight with people shooting at him. Maybe it is a lucky shirt after all. Lucky shirt or not, he still likes being naked though, especially outside on such a nice day. After sweeping up my patio and discussing other Marine Corp superstitions (grunts sure are a superstitious bunch), he reminisces about his second deployment in Iraq on which he got cold and he and his buddy decided to warm themselves up by lighting a can of JP8 on fire (thats helicopter fuel). Now one of the things that needed to get cleaned up in my yard was a big pile of junk mail I had been saving for kindling, and I was seriously overstocked in this regard. Jack, being a pyro after my own heart, built a fire and burned it all for me. You dont really get to see it, but as he was doing this we looked up and realized the wind had blown my gate open and Jacks swinging dick was visible to the whole neighborhood for a minute. Luckily no one was out and about or that could have been very embarrassing. This bit, although pants-shittingly hilarious (for those of us wearing pants, anyway) didnt make it onto video because I was frantically trying to get the gate shut again before the cops got called. Good times!

Naked Beer Pong 3
We're back for another round of beer pong (yeah I know, we do love our beer pong LOL), this time with my buddies Trevor and Kilian. Trevor is just a guy that cannot keep his damn pants on, not that we mind. I can't either, so by the second round I'm playing naked beer pong too and Kilian is holding the camera.
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