Marines casually naked movies

I was hanging out with my bros Caleb and Keith and Caleb's place—actually Nikki's place where Caleb has been renting a room since he got out a few months ago. Nikki has a nice garage where Caleb keeps his bikes, and we were doing that dude thing where we all hang out chill while our buddy works on his shit. Both these dudes are basically nudists, so when it came to doing a messy job with some engines, the easiest way to keep their clothes clean was to not be wearing any. It's a good thing, too, cuz the both of them got in the grease and had to jump in the shower together. Keith pisses and Caleb watches him, Caleb scrubs Keith's back. It's a good time :)

This video is from several months back, when Randy and Wyatt, otherwise known as 'Fuckmaster' were visiting at the same time, we spent a whole weekend partying, and this happened at one of those parties. There's more of this video that will be posted in the "iPhone" section very soon, like in the next few days

So if you've been following my SnapChat for a while, you remember back in March when my old buddy Fuckmaster came to visit, at the same time as my buddy Randy. Fuckmaster was one of the most popular guys on here back in the day when he was a Marine here, he's been out for a minute now and blew through town on his way to fuck some chick in Orange County, and your other fave guy Randy happened to be here at the same time. Both of them are huge partiers so I knew we'd get into some trouble with them both here at the same time. But first we needed to get Randy cleaned up. He's only been out for a few months, and was still in that 'free' period where he just wanted to let his hair and beard grow out 'cuz he was finally free. This wouldn't do for hitting the town, so Fuckmaster offered to trim it up for him. Fuckmaster used to cut his First Sergeant's hair back in the day, so he knew what he was doing. Both of these guys hate wearing clothes, so it was easy to get them out of their pants—Fuckmaster was wearing the same clothes from the day before and needed to toss his threads in the washer, Randy didn't want to get hair all in his clothes before he went out. Pretty soon both their big dicks were out. Fuckmaster has always been known for his big shlong, but Randy's uncut cock is def bigger still.

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hang out a lot together, all three of us. A better, more loyal set of best friends you'll never find. I love these guys. Their ginger buddy William I don't know as well but he was cool, too. He was a fellow Marine from Zed's shop, married, just had a kid. Totally cool with peepin' his buddies' asses getting tattooed. Because they're best friends, Zed and Neo decided to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. Neo decided to get a top hat. Because he's an ass-hat, get it? I mean not really, he's actually cool AF, almost all of the time. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. Zed's buddy William was all about watching the proceedings. He even helped by videoing with his own camera, I like to think that he watches his own videos sometimes at night when the wife's asleep. Who knows.

So if you've been on my SnapChat (search for 'msb_joe'), you know Zed. Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hung out a lot together, all three of us. One of the first times we hung out, which I've been sitting on until now, was when Zed and Neo went to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. The best part was they brought a buddy along, William, who was all about watching the proceedings. For the next video, which is Neo getting his done (you'll have to wait to find out what he got but it's awesome). Enjoy watching everyone including Zed's straight Marine buddies Neo and William stare at Zed's hairy ass as he takes the needle. if you're not on my SnapChat already ('msg_joe') you should be. That's my public Snap, not my private which is available only for members. If you were on my public snap you could have watched along while we made this video in real-time!

OK, for those of you on my public Snapchat (msb_joe), you met Randy here a while ago, and you've been following his crazy antics and out friendship for a minute now. If you're not on my Snapchat (again, just do a search for 'msb_joe') you've been missing out big time. A note about my Snapchats. I have two accounts, one of them ('msb_joe') is free for everybody. That's the one where you can follow along with me as I hang out with these awesome Marines in my daily life. The other is my private account, where I show everything. Members of MyStraightBuddy get access to my private snaps. If you had both, you would have seen Randy and I talke a roadtrip back to his hometown together on my regular Snaps, and then Randy naked taking a shower at the motel we stopped at along the way. If you were on my public snapchat you would have seen the huge party that led up to this. It was a giant blowout in my buddy's garage, Randy and a bunch of other Marines got shirtless in front of everyone playing beer pong and it was hot af. Next day I took the table back to my house, and set it up in my living room so a few friends could come over and play. And after that was all over, Randy got off duty and wanted to play, so I said sure. Randy had been talking all night about naked/strip beer pong so I had a good feeling that something would go down, meaning his jeans. When you see that huge cock, something of yours will go up! Oh yeah Randy has a big old dick. Randy brought his girl with him, and you can hear her in the background as well as see his reactions when she takes off her top and shakes her tits at him. You don't ever actually see her, though. Randy has a magnificent body, huge dick, a great personality and is straight as hell. It doesn't take long for all of Randy's few clothes to come off, and he's all about showing off his hotness.

Long time fans of my site know that 99.9% of the guys I tape on my site are Marines from the bas next door. One of the only civilians I ever taped was big-dicked Stoner Scott. The cool thing about Scott is that he was raised by nudists, so even though he's straight he doesn't give a damn about being naked, at all. On this particular day, Scott, his [ex]girlfriend and I went to LA to pick up a used car that he had found on Craigslist. Once he had forked over the cash for the old beater we sent his ex back in her car, and we headed back home in his new ride. Now on the way down there Scott and I discussed doing something wild on the way back, that both of us had always wanted to do--driving down the highway naked and jerking off. Both of us had done it on our own at some point in our lives, but neither of us had done it with a buddy. It was as much fun as I had imagined, Unfortunately it's hard to get stable video on an iPhone driving down the highway, especially in an old beater with crappy shocks so it was a rough ride and so is the first part of the video. We were just having a fun day, and luckily I got some of it on my phone, and I wanted to share it with you. When we got back to my place we were horny AF and decided to put on some porn and finish up. Scott wasn't able to cum, but apparently I had been storing up a huge load which exploded in a huge cum fountain all over my chest and face, while Scott watched in amazement. BTW that scrape on my knee came from being out drunk with my guys and taking a hard spill.

I've wanted to release this one for a long time. This video wasn't 'lost' like the last one. Because Nick was a sergeant in the Marine Corps at the time, I didn't want to put his career at risk. Somehow or another I think I had a premonition that he would be the one discovered by the Marine Corps! If it happened, I didn't want him to have to answer for anything really bad (s it was, when he was found out and almost court martialed, I was relieved that I had left it out). Nick, on the other hand, had other plans. He had just got back from Afghanistan a few days before this, and when he got back he found out that his wife was a cheating whore who had invited a bunch of meth heads over to his new house while he was gone. So he was horny as fuck, and back to having no pussy. The video as it was released: 'Naked Nick', is hot as fuck. He was overflowing with sexual energy and pretty soon we were both running around his newly empty house naked together. Then we were in the shower. Then I sucked his dick and ate out his ass. Then we got out of the shower and I did it some more. Those last two parts didn't make the last video. It's been a few years now though, and I think it's time for the world to see one of the hottest videos I ever shot. Watch 'Naked Nick' first for the context, because that will make it so much hotter. Editing this video, I can't believe how lucky I was.

All my vids are home videos, but this one is even more home video than most. After the bars one night Nick was at my place and I don't even remember how anymore, we ended up naked. It's just a thing that happens at my house. Like always said, this is why I try to keep my video cameras charged. The video starts with a very drunk Nick stumbling around in my house bare-assed looking for the lightswitch. He needs the lights on because he wasn't to do some pullups on my pullup bar. He's really adorable, and really hot, as he stumbles around calling me "Bubba" for some reason. Then he heads off to the kitchen, which ignore the sink please. Then he slides into the hot tub and generally enjoys the actions of the bubble jets on his bubble-butt, which is amazing to behold. Unfortunately the video just ends, as my camera almost got doused and I got worried about it. But, enjoy Nick's ass while it's there, because it is amazing. This video is called "Hot Tub Time Macheen" because it was recorded almost 3 years ago, right before I had to stop taping because of the 29 Palms Marine Porn Scandal, when Nick got popped by his command for running around naked at my house. And now, here it is, a blast from the past I hope you enjoy!

Merry Christmas! this is my buddy Jason, who is a sexy mother-fucker. He does't get hard but you will!

Mac, John and TK (AKA Tennessee) are marines and best friends, and are a wild bunch. Sandy redhead Mac has known Joe for a minute now, and knows how much fun coming back to Joe's "naked house" after the bars are all closed down for the night can be. Mac has been stationed with John and TK for almost three years and you can see when they're together you can see why this video had to be called "True Bromance". This video is a record of one crazy night that happened when John and TK joined their best bro Mac at my "Naked House" one night after the bars closed. Pretty soon the clothes were falling off and with no girls in sight, the guys were getting pretty horny. Mac and John were the horniest so they were the first to succumb, but TK—sensing that he was being left out of the fun—dropped his drawers too and joined them. This is real video of real marines on a real night, so there's no cumshots in this video, because they all had whiskey dick (actually whiskey, vodka, tequila, various mixed drinks, and several different kinds of beer dick). On the plus side however, those whiskey dicks are all huge. John in particular has a giant dick, and an amazing body to go along with his sexy New Jersey Italian attitude. Watching these hot straight marine buddies show off their huge cocks to each other will make you want to move to the nearest marine base. The best part of this video is actually after they all have their clothes back on and are greeting the rising sun after a hard night's partying. Mac and John are about as tight of best friends as you can get, and these two hot, built straight guys cuddling with each other is about the most bromantic (and hottest) things you'll ever see. TK makes fun of them for it but they don't care; these two men have been to war together and that's all that matters.

You've hung out with Marcus and Tanker before, and so you already know that these two hot country-fried marines are best friends and roommates in the barracks. Except for one month, they have spent pretty much every day together since boot camp, 2 years ago. So these guys are tight. Marcus and Tanker have been coming over a lot recently, mainly just to get out of the barracks. You'd think they'd want to get away from each other for a minute, but these guys are inseparable best friends. I knew they wouldn't give a fuck about jerking off in front of each other if I put a porn in, and both had hinted about how horny they were. It didn't even take any convincing, they were down. In fact they said they do it in the barracks all the time. Tanker says "We'll be playing Call of Duty and one of us is like, lets put a porn in." Marcus took the Fleshlight, and Tanker took the fake pussy, although he didn't use it much. My favorite part of this video is, after they're done, neither of them makes any move to put their clothes back on. That's par for the course in the nakedest room in the Naked House, but I still think it's hot. When I mentioned it, Marcus said he hadn't even noticed. That's the kind of casual comfort you get when you live with someone that close for that long.

A bunch of friends came over to enjoy my hot tub during a rare rainy spell...we stocked up on liquor, beer and meat and cranked up the good times. Tanker and Marcus took grilling duties and, not being one bit shy at all, stayed as butt-ass naked as they had been in the hot tub. It's a loud, busy party, and I apologize for all the noise and craziness but that's what a party is all about, right? Tanker in particular has an ass that just has to be appreciated, especially when he attempts to twerk it. That thing is amazing.

Some of my buddies including Ted and Shawn had a 96 (96 hours of liberty) and wanted to spend it off-base. So we rented a room and had a motel party, and of course I brought my camera. Out at the bar we met Brad and his buddy who came back to the room to party with us. Brad was the first to get naked, cuz he don't give a fuck, and then when people started giving him shit for it Oscar, who had been a little shy, got naked too, and then even went streaking around the motel, and even all the way from the 3rd deck (that's what marines call floors) to the parking lot. Unfortunately Sean is once again really shy, why is unfortunate because he's the hottest guy there, with the biggest dick. I'm always amazed when I can get him on camera at all though. It was a crazy party--download the video and join the fun!

Mark you remember from back in the day when he and George used to come over to my house after duty and have fun. Jeff was in his same platoon but I could never get him on video. Now both of them are out and living it up on the coast surfing and going to school and making it look easy. Jeff in particular I wish you could have seen asa clean-cut marine, but he wears that beard well, mainly cuz with that body who cares? And that awesome friendly personality...Jeff just wants to have fun and wants you to have fun too. They've been trying to get me to go visit them forever but I never had the time. Well finally I made it down there, and discovered that Jeff likes to be naked as much as his pals Joe and Mark do. And finally I convinced him to let me tape him. The whole time I could tell Jeff was feeling horny...it had been several days since he had jerked off and he had obviously been saving up. I wish it had lasted longer but he was ready to go and I think being taped by his buddy turned him on. He busts a huge load on his stomach and just when you think it's done, there's more. Then he gets in the shower and he asked Mark to get in with him! I was loving it. You'll love watching these former-marine roommates be totally comfortable naked with each other. I wish you could have come and hung out with us, but this video is probably the next best thing!

Trip is one of the sexiest motherfuckers I have ever met. His body is hot enough, but there's something in the way he moves and talks that will just kill you. His step-brother Kody is also a marine and got posted to the same base. They've been brothers for about 4 years, I guess Kody's dad married Trip's mom, and they are super tight. Anyway, Trip and I are bar brothers, every time we see each other we get into a drinking contest which he always thinks he wins, even though he gets carried out the door and I stay up drinking for several more hours. Last Saturday we ran into each other again out at the bar, but this time he and his brother, along with our mutual buddies Irish and Ted, came back to my place to have some fun, which lasted long into the morning. Yes the reason this movie is shot in daylight is because we ain't been to bed yet (although various people including both Trip and Kody but NOT including me passed out for short periods). I apologize for the quality of this video, this is the first time I've been caught short without my cameras charged up, so this movie was shot first on my iPhone, and then on Ted's Android. Let me know what you think, is it too shitty, or do you like how real it is?

This was actually the first video I shot of Nick, just days after he got back from Afghanistan. Nick and I are like the best friends ever, and not having seen each other in 7 months we hang out for several days just drinking and chilling and having fun. And Nick was ready to have some fun.

The crazy night continues, a few beers later, a little bit crazier.

Once again, we ended up back at my place after the bar, 3 marines and one ex marine. My buddy Nick is one of my best friends ever, a great guy with a heart of gold, who just got back from Afcrapistan several days before this night. We were out at the bar celebrating when we ran into Scottie, who is an old buddy of mine from back in the day when he was an MP here on base. He would never do a video for me before, but now he's out, in more ways than one. Turns out Scottie was gay the whole time, if it's not obvious now lol. Lots of fun, and him and Nicholas got along great. We met the rednecks of the title in a beer pong game out at out favorite watering hole, and they were so much fun we had no choice but to bring them back to the crib with us for shenanigans. Well it turns out they love getting naked just as much as we do, and especially showing their buttholes, which was a nice surprise. Enjoy!

And now for something I've been anxious to do for a long time...please allow me to introduce Scott. Scott is, by the time you read this, finally out of the USMC. When these videos were taped he had a good month or so left in the Corps, but was counting the days. I actually let Scott stay at my place as the end was coming up. You've see his room has he left it in many other videos so far, but originally all that shit was his. He didn't care that I was taping all the time, but he made me promise to wait until he was out to release anything. But now I can share! And oh man have I been waiting to share Scott with you. Great personality, gorgeous body, and another one of those guys that just cannot seems to keep their clothes on. In fact we met and became friends when he and another friend of his followed me home from the local watering hole and we all ended up running naked around the neighborhood. SO much fun. He was tired of the barracks and when he asked if he could stay at my pad for a few weeks until he got out, I said hell yeah. This video is actually a series of short videos of Scott I took while he was staying here. They're too short by themselves but you'll still want to see this incredibly hot marine stud walking around my house with his cock out!

Okay for part two the fourth buddy, who showed up at the end of the last video, joins in the fun. He and Robbie have just spent the weekend hooking up with chicks at the Stagecoach music festival, but now that they're back they're ready to party and have fun.

OK, so at first glance you'll say, "Joe, I only see three naked buddies." It's true, this party lasted so long I had to break it into two parts, each of which is almost an hour long as it is. The guys were having so much fun they invited a buddy to come over and get naked with them, although they pranked him and didn't tell him that's what he'd be doing until he got here. In part two there are in fact 4 naked buddies. And wait til you see what happens in part 3...