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Back from the dead from a restored hard derive, it's Part 2 of this chill night with buds Caleb and Keith, I met them when they were both still in the Corps but they're out now, Caleb very obviously so. Like an only-recently cultivated plant, as soon as he was out he reverted straight back to his wild roots. Lucky for me, he stayed in town for a minute, staying at our mutual friend Nikki's house, so we all got to hang out for a while before he took off to find his post-USMC fortune. I will fucking miss Caleb.

I was hanging out with my bros Caleb and Keith and Caleb's place—actually Nikki's place where Caleb has been renting a room since he got out a few months ago. Nikki has a nice garage where Caleb keeps his bikes, and we were doing that dude thing where we all hang out chill while our buddy works on his shit. Both these dudes are basically nudists, so when it came to doing a messy job with some engines, the easiest way to keep their clothes clean was to not be wearing any. It's a good thing, too, cuz the both of them got in the grease and had to jump in the shower together. Keith pisses and Caleb watches him, Caleb scrubs Keith's back. It's a good time :)

So if you've been following my SnapChat for a while, you remember back in March when my old buddy Fuckmaster came to visit, at the same time as my buddy Randy. Fuckmaster was one of the most popular guys on here back in the day when he was a Marine here, he's been out for a minute now and blew through town on his way to fuck some chick in Orange County, and your other fave guy Randy happened to be here at the same time. Both of them are huge partiers so I knew we'd get into some trouble with them both here at the same time. But first we needed to get Randy cleaned up. He's only been out for a few months, and was still in that 'free' period where he just wanted to let his hair and beard grow out 'cuz he was finally free. This wouldn't do for hitting the town, so Fuckmaster offered to trim it up for him. Fuckmaster used to cut his First Sergeant's hair back in the day, so he knew what he was doing. Both of these guys hate wearing clothes, so it was easy to get them out of their pants—Fuckmaster was wearing the same clothes from the day before and needed to toss his threads in the washer, Randy didn't want to get hair all in his clothes before he went out. Pretty soon both their big dicks were out. Fuckmaster has always been known for his big shlong, but Randy's uncut cock is def bigger still.

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

At the end of the last video, after Randy was done getting stripped for his beer pong game, it came out that Randy "always shoots huge loads". Of course I couldn't let a statement like this go by without fact-checking it. The only issue being that after several rounds, his dick wasn't as enthusiastic as we were. No worries, his girl was there to help out. Once again you won't see her at all, but you can tell she's there (and that Randy is straight) when he jerks off with one hand on his cock and the other with three fingers up her cootch while she's juuuuust out of frame. Again, you don't actually see her at all, just his reaction to it. This video actually starts right after the game, Randy is still smoking the cigarette he lit at the end of the last one. Exhausted from all his hard work running after a pong ball, Randy hangs out on the couch for a bit casually showing off his hot body and answering my dumb question about the USMC and his time in, which as of this video he had about a week left (as I mentioned in the last video, if you were on my public snapchat (msb_joe) you would have got to follow along with us as we roadtripped back to his hometown after his last day). After some Q&A we all move into my office so I can put on some porn for him. The porn wasn't enough though and his girl had to step in to help out, completely out of frame of course so you don't see her. When he gets hard you can see that he has a big o' mushroom head, and he does indeed shoot a huge load at the end. It's rather abrupt because the only way for him to cum is to fuck her, and she wasn't down to get that on camera. So I had to step out for a minute and rush back in for the money shot. Totally worth it to see this hot straight af Marine shoot his load on his own face. After that he hops in the shower. My boy Zack came over while we were shooting and you can hear me telling him to hang on cuz we'll be right out. Don't worry about Randy having got out either, I have a ton of amazing videos with him already that I'm just now releasing cuz he's out.

OK, for those of you on my public Snapchat (msb_joe), you met Randy here a while ago, and you've been following his crazy antics and out friendship for a minute now. If you're not on my Snapchat (again, just do a search for 'msb_joe') you've been missing out big time. A note about my Snapchats. I have two accounts, one of them ('msb_joe') is free for everybody. That's the one where you can follow along with me as I hang out with these awesome Marines in my daily life. The other is my private account, where I show everything. Members of MyStraightBuddy get access to my private snaps. If you had both, you would have seen Randy and I talke a roadtrip back to his hometown together on my regular Snaps, and then Randy naked taking a shower at the motel we stopped at along the way. If you were on my public snapchat you would have seen the huge party that led up to this. It was a giant blowout in my buddy's garage, Randy and a bunch of other Marines got shirtless in front of everyone playing beer pong and it was hot af. Next day I took the table back to my house, and set it up in my living room so a few friends could come over and play. And after that was all over, Randy got off duty and wanted to play, so I said sure. Randy had been talking all night about naked/strip beer pong so I had a good feeling that something would go down, meaning his jeans. When you see that huge cock, something of yours will go up! Oh yeah Randy has a big old dick. Randy brought his girl with him, and you can hear her in the background as well as see his reactions when she takes off her top and shakes her tits at him. You don't ever actually see her, though. Randy has a magnificent body, huge dick, a great personality and is straight as hell. It doesn't take long for all of Randy's few clothes to come off, and he's all about showing off his hotness.

I've wanted to release this one for a long time. This video wasn't 'lost' like the last one. Because Nick was a sergeant in the Marine Corps at the time, I didn't want to put his career at risk. Somehow or another I think I had a premonition that he would be the one discovered by the Marine Corps! If it happened, I didn't want him to have to answer for anything really bad (s it was, when he was found out and almost court martialed, I was relieved that I had left it out). Nick, on the other hand, had other plans. He had just got back from Afghanistan a few days before this, and when he got back he found out that his wife was a cheating whore who had invited a bunch of meth heads over to his new house while he was gone. So he was horny as fuck, and back to having no pussy. The video as it was released: 'Naked Nick', is hot as fuck. He was overflowing with sexual energy and pretty soon we were both running around his newly empty house naked together. Then we were in the shower. Then I sucked his dick and ate out his ass. Then we got out of the shower and I did it some more. Those last two parts didn't make the last video. It's been a few years now though, and I think it's time for the world to see one of the hottest videos I ever shot. Watch 'Naked Nick' first for the context, because that will make it so much hotter. Editing this video, I can't believe how lucky I was.

My buddy Robert came over last weekend, ready to go out to the bar with me but only if he could crash at my place so he didn't have to drive back on base. Of course I said yes. We went out, had fun, and Robert got himself a serious set of bluebells from eyeing the chicks in the bar, none of whom had any interest. When we got back it weren't but a minute before Rob was in his USM bottoms, and it weren't but another minute before he had some porn on. Well apparently his balls were blue enough that he decided he wanted a blow jay. I said OK as long as I can tape it and to my shock and surprise he said yes. Fair warning: it had been a long night at the bar for both of us, so we were both pretty fucked up when we got back to my house. He looks like he passed out when I'm blowing him but he's not, as you can tell at the end when he cums. Although he did pass out about 2 seconds afterwards and snored like a freight train all night long. It was worth it, though.

You've hung out with Marcus and Tanker before, and so you already know that these two hot country-fried marines are best friends and roommates in the barracks. Except for one month, they have spent pretty much every day together since boot camp, 2 years ago. So these guys are tight. Marcus and Tanker have been coming over a lot recently, mainly just to get out of the barracks. You'd think they'd want to get away from each other for a minute, but these guys are inseparable best friends. I knew they wouldn't give a fuck about jerking off in front of each other if I put a porn in, and both had hinted about how horny they were. It didn't even take any convincing, they were down. In fact they said they do it in the barracks all the time. Tanker says "We'll be playing Call of Duty and one of us is like, lets put a porn in." Marcus took the Fleshlight, and Tanker took the fake pussy, although he didn't use it much. My favorite part of this video is, after they're done, neither of them makes any move to put their clothes back on. That's par for the course in the nakedest room in the Naked House, but I still think it's hot. When I mentioned it, Marcus said he hadn't even noticed. That's the kind of casual comfort you get when you live with someone that close for that long.

Billy is a young marine me in a bar one night some months ago, because he heard from some friends about all the wild parties I have at my place. He often comes back after the bar closes to have a good time, and of course we always end up naked in the hot tub so he is used to having his dick out at my house and doesn't think twice about it anymore. One night he was over before we went out, so he could leave his car here and we could cab it over to Whiskey Town. I thought the time was right to get this hot young marine on tape. Billy is 23 years old and has been in the fleet for 3 years. He's only been deployed once, on a M.E.U. (Marine Expeditionary Unit, a contingent of marines on a ship that can go wherever marines are needed). So of course I asked him a bunch of question about what it was like to be on ship, where they jerk off and so on. I thought for sure I was going to be able to get jerk off from Billy. Seems like everyone wants to jerk off at Joe's house these days, and at first I thought he was feeling it but, no. I tried lol.

A bunch of friends came over to enjoy my hot tub during a rare rainy spell...we stocked up on liquor, beer and meat and cranked up the good times. Tanker and Marcus took grilling duties and, not being one bit shy at all, stayed as butt-ass naked as they had been in the hot tub. It's a loud, busy party, and I apologize for all the noise and craziness but that's what a party is all about, right? Tanker in particular has an ass that just has to be appreciated, especially when he attempts to twerk it. That thing is amazing.

Trip is one of the sexiest motherfuckers I have ever met. His body is hot enough, but there's something in the way he moves and talks that will just kill you. His step-brother Kody is also a marine and got posted to the same base. They've been brothers for about 4 years, I guess Kody's dad married Trip's mom, and they are super tight. Anyway, Trip and I are bar brothers, every time we see each other we get into a drinking contest which he always thinks he wins, even though he gets carried out the door and I stay up drinking for several more hours. Last Saturday we ran into each other again out at the bar, but this time he and his brother, along with our mutual buddies Irish and Ted, came back to my place to have some fun, which lasted long into the morning. Yes the reason this movie is shot in daylight is because we ain't been to bed yet (although various people including both Trip and Kody but NOT including me passed out for short periods). I apologize for the quality of this video, this is the first time I've been caught short without my cameras charged up, so this movie was shot first on my iPhone, and then on Ted's Android. Let me know what you think, is it too shitty, or do you like how real it is?

The same night as the last video, after Nick had gone off to bang some chick, Scott and Al were hanging back to chill out. Al was Scott's actual roommate in the barracks, although he didn't see much of him because Scott was always at my place. That's why when the porno I put in (Desperate Housewhores Vol 3, no marine can resist it) started to get Scott a little hot and bothered his roommate had to leave and I got to stay and watch my buddy rub one out. You gotta see this hot young marine bust his load at the end, it's intense! Then he goes out to say hey and show his cock to Al who's been waiting for him playing my incredibly out-of-tune guitar that I got with the money I made in Bosnia back in the day. That night he was going back to the barracks with Al instead of hanging at my place, so he got in the shower first and washed all the cum off. I would have licked it off but Scott's a little too straight for that.

Once again, we ended up back at my place after the bar, 3 marines and one ex marine. My buddy Nick is one of my best friends ever, a great guy with a heart of gold, who just got back from Afcrapistan several days before this night. We were out at the bar celebrating when we ran into Scottie, who is an old buddy of mine from back in the day when he was an MP here on base. He would never do a video for me before, but now he's out, in more ways than one. Turns out Scottie was gay the whole time, if it's not obvious now lol. Lots of fun, and him and Nicholas got along great. We met the rednecks of the title in a beer pong game out at out favorite watering hole, and they were so much fun we had no choice but to bring them back to the crib with us for shenanigans. Well it turns out they love getting naked just as much as we do, and especially showing their buttholes, which was a nice surprise. Enjoy!

Meet my buddy Brad. Or rather, meet my buddy Brad, Ted, and myself after a long night of drinking out at the bar. We went to the bar, we played beer pong, and we drank all night. Finally about 3am Brad gets the idea that he wants to watch some porn and maybe fuck the fake pussy. So, we go back to the man cave and put on some smut, and before long Brads hand are down his silky shorts, and not long after that his boner pops out, and it's a big one. The video is kind of a mess, I'm not going to lie. We were all liquored up and horny and it was just one of those things that was going to happen anyway, but luckily I had the presence of mind even plastered to set up the video camera to record what happened!

I think you'll love the three buddies, who came over to my pad to drink, barbque, and ended up (as so many of my buddies do) playing naked beer pong. Robbie, Steve and Jackson are three best buds from the same platoon, Robbie and Steve are actually roommates in the barracks (Jackson lives just a few doors down) and have known each other since MOS school (that's the school where you learn your job after boot camp). They're all sexy guys, but the hottest thing about them is their friendship, which absolutely shines through. Robbie in particular is a little hothead from Brooklyn, who's accent comes out when he gets agitated. He's funny as hell, and it doesn't hurt that he has a tight body and big dick to go with it. Steve has a perfect bubble butt, and Jackson has an adorable Wyoming country boy thing going for him, you can practically still smell the farm on him. These guys are hella comfortable around each other and it shows. The best part of the video for my mind is when Steve, who is an anarchy loving skateboarder, drives us out to the nearest paved road so they can take turns naked skateboarding. Luckily no cars came by!

My buddy James, who you've met, was talking up his friend Yuri about how much fun it was to hang out at my house drink beer and run around naked, and jerk off. So Yuri came over with him one day and found out for himself. Yuri is from Russia, and was adopted many years ago by a family in Minnesota, which is why he sounds more Canadian than Russian.

My buddies James, Ted and Ricco came over one otherwise boring evening, and you won't be surprised to discover that a night of drinking led to one thing and another, and boom there we were playing naked beer pong (again). James and Ricco are best friends and war buddies. Proof: they have matching tattoos. All of them work together, so they're super comfortable around each other, to the point no one cares when James starts playing with himself and then gives in to the cock and starts stroking it in front of everybody. the nut he gets is hard fought but well worth it!

This is the last Beat Off Buddies video...by now it was the end of the day, we had been hanging out for hours and occasionally one of my buddies, first Ford and then Marcus succumbed to the power of the Desperate Housewives 3 DVD as they gave up and jerk off right in front of their bros. These are guys that spent 7 months in a tank together in Afghanistan, they're definitely not shy with each other any more. By this point in the evening we (they, but I went with) went out to get haircuts and came back. We were all feeling pretty tired and laid back but no one wanted to go back to base just yet, so we hung out and watched porn some more. That's when Ford blurted out, "We should have one of those jerk off contests!" It's not totally out of the blue we had been talking about barracks jerk off contests earlier. Sean and Tanker were down and pretty soon money was getting laid down on who would win. Marcus, dismayed at how long it was taking his buddies, said he could start late and still finish first, despite having just rubbed one out a couple hours earlier. Ford decided that the losers should have to suffer something, and since there were three contestants now after the winner won, the two losers that were left should have to shower together. I was like, why didn't I think of that? Leave it to a straight marine to get dirtier than me.

Not much later on the same day Marcus, having witnessed his buddy Ford overcome by my extra hot DVD (It's Desperate Housewhores 3 BTW), found himself in the same position: his pants were getting in the way of the boner the DVD was giving him. He also remembered the Fleshlight from last time, but I had since gotten a one, a clear one where he could see his dick going up and down. So could his roommate Morris and buddy Sean sitting next to him. He works that cock into the luscious lips of the toy while his buddies cheer him on. He even has the bright idea to set it on the bed and fuck it like a chick!

So not more than a few minutes after the end of the last video, Wild Boys, everybody was pretty much passed out. I pulled out the sleeper sofa for them, and then we started again the next day. Since nobody had fucked anything the night before, all these marines were still horny as hell. So I fell back on my old trick of putting some porn in and letting the tits do the rest. Sure enough Ford was unable to resist and pretty soon he had his hands down his jeans stroking in front of all his buddies. And then at some point he realized he just didn't give a fuck and took it all off. There he is, stroking his hard cock in front of his best buddies, the ones he was in Afghanistan with. I don't know about you but that gets me for some reason. An apparently it got him a little bit too!

A bunch of my buddies who are all in the same unit came over and got trashed...which led to a lap dance I'll never forget!

I've known my buddy Ted for about a year now, great guy, one of the most loyal and true friends you'll ever have. Recently he's been bring some of his buddies over to hang out at the house, because: OFF BASE. Trust ne you have to have been in the military to know how awesome it is just to get off base sometimes. Always happy to help. Marcus is one such buddy, who's been over a few times. He works with Ted and lived a few dors down in the barracks. He's a softspoken 20 yo Kentucky boy with a wild streak, it's not hard to picture him out muddin' in his truck in nothing but shorts, cowboy boots, and a handle of Jack.