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In which I convinced Chuck to get a massage, and it goes a little further and a little further until before I know it I was holding his huge hard cock in my hand and Chuck had a big-ass smile on his face.

There's more road trip shenanigans with Neo and Zed to come, however lets break it up with a gold old-fashioned buddy blowjay. Sometimes a buddy needs money. He'll call me up and be like, as in Allen's case, "I'm getting an apartment with my GF off base and there's a security deposit." I can help with that. Allen has to remain mostly covered, because he's covered in very identifiable tattoos. So you can tell my buddy is in the Navy, the only question I realize now I forgot to ask him is why his cammies are green instead of blue. I think it's probably because he's not currently out at sea. Speaking of being at sea, I use the opportunity to ask him a bunch of questions about life on ship, the best answer I got was that sometimes on the mess deck a group of guys would play spades and the loser would have to jerk the other guys off. Makes me wonder if I should have joined the damn Navy now. I put in some porn, and when Allen notices the guy getting a serious deep throat, I suggest I'm better at it. To my surprise he says, "Challenge accepted". Luckily Neo is at home, occasionally fucking around in the other room. He's a sport, too, so I call him in to hold the camera while I give my buddy Allen a blowie,. For never having worked the camera before I think he did a bang-up job, leaving me free to give my full concentration to working a huge load out of Allen. When it comes, it's quite a load, in huge, thick spurts and he cums right on my face and in my mouth so I can taste that military man-juice. His girlfriend must be taking care of him, because it tastes so good. I hope she appreciates it as much as I do :D

This video is from several months back, when Randy and Wyatt, otherwise known as 'Fuckmaster' were visiting at the same time, we spent a whole weekend partying, and this happened at one of those parties. There's more of this video that will be posted in the "iPhone" section very soon, like in the next few days

So if you've been following my Snapchat or Instagram, you've been dying to see Jack for a while now. Jack, another buddy of mine and I went shooting on of all days, Easter. We went out to the desert and my other buddy (who must remake nameless and unseen) brought his huge arsenal of firearms. We took them out to the empty desert where we wouldn't bother nobody, and let Jack go to town. He was like a kid in a candy store, and you will be too staring at that magnificent ass. Jack's ass is a thing of magnificence. And I never knew how much a pistol belt could make someone's ass stand out. You'll love watching Jack walk around in the desert like the little alpha he is. Unfortunately it was a lot windier than I expected, and the sound is kinda blown out because I had to tune down for the wind noise. Supplying the arsenal is another buddy of mine who unfortunately cannot ever appear on video. However I can tell you he blew a lot of shit up in Iraq and Afghanistan back-in-the-day, and could probably make an explosive out of peanut butter and kill you with your shoelaces if he had to.

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Randy and Caleb are best friends and have been for about as long as they've both been stationed here in the Marines. Their times here almost matched but Caleb got here a little later and so got out a little later, waiting for him to get out of the Corps is why I've been sitting on this video, which was actually shot on--get this--Christmas. What were you doing Christmas morning? Would you rather have been watching me unwrap these Marines instead of whatever you got? Even if you got something fucking amazing, I wouldn't have traded you for this amazing night. Christmas is funny for the military. Often the guys are stuck here in the desert when they would rather be home (wherever home might be) with their families. And we're a rough bunch, so we're not much for presents and trees. The guys wanted to have some fun that would take their minds off the holidays, so we ended up in my buddy's garage with a metric shit-ton of beer and alcohol. At this point we had actually been partying for two days, I'll post some of the party that preceded this (which had shirtlessness but no ass) in the iPhone Video section so you can get some context. Good times. On Christmas Eve, with plenty of party still left in us, we gathered in Derby's Garage to rage again. And by morning, shit was getting a little crazy, and someone--not even me believe it or not--brought up strip beer pong. Randy and Caleb immediately agreed. Apologies for the loudness of the tunes...this wasn't a porn shoot, it was an actual Marine party that by some miracle I got to tape the goings on at, so the music is at a party volume. We have good taste in party music so, enjoy. You can tell it's Christmas because we play a metal version of "Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by the Small Town Titans (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI), which is about as Christmasy as we're ever going to get. Good times.

Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hang out a lot together, all three of us. A better, more loyal set of best friends you'll never find. I love these guys. Their ginger buddy William I don't know as well but he was cool, too. He was a fellow Marine from Zed's shop, married, just had a kid. Totally cool with peepin' his buddies' asses getting tattooed. Because they're best friends, Zed and Neo decided to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. Neo decided to get a top hat. Because he's an ass-hat, get it? I mean not really, he's actually cool AF, almost all of the time. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. Zed's buddy William was all about watching the proceedings. He even helped by videoing with his own camera, I like to think that he watches his own videos sometimes at night when the wife's asleep. Who knows.

So if you've been on my SnapChat (search for 'msb_joe'), you know Zed. Zed and Neo are best bros, and we hung out a lot together, all three of us. One of the first times we hung out, which I've been sitting on until now, was when Zed and Neo went to get somewhat-matching ass-tatts. I say somewhat-matching because they got different tatts (both ass-pun related) on opposite cheeks. Zed's was a big red set of lips, for 'kiss my ass'. We went to a local place that friend of mine works at, she had a new apprentice that had been a tattoo artist in a previous life but had slacked off for a minute, so she was trying to get in with a new shop and tatting these guys' asses was her first job. The best part was they brought a buddy along, William, who was all about watching the proceedings. For the next video, which is Neo getting his done (you'll have to wait to find out what he got but it's awesome). Enjoy watching everyone including Zed's straight Marine buddies Neo and William stare at Zed's hairy ass as he takes the needle. if you're not on my SnapChat already ('msg_joe') you should be. That's my public Snap, not my private which is available only for members. If you were on my public snap you could have watched along while we made this video in real-time!

Paul and Colton have been best friends for two years, ever since they met at a strip club and got kicked out together. Now they do everything together, when Paul came by to rub one out, he brought his best buddy Colton with him to watch.

So Tom is a buddy of mine, who, after some nights hanging out together, let it be known that he'd really like to tape for me. Like, he was really clear about the fact that I should talk to him about what he could do. And the way he said it, I realized this meant that he's heard that I could suck a dick and he wanted to find out what this would be like. The only problem was, he was super paranoid about anyone finding out (and considering the whole 29 Palm Porn Scandal that caused me to shut down 4 years ago, I couldn't blame him. I told him that fortunately I had just the solution: full uniform, so you couldn't see his face at all. So no you never get to see Tom's face, I hope the unform makes up for it. I said he had to think about it for a few days, but I knew what the answer would be. He was curious as fuck, and sure enough he called me back and said he was ready to take a walk on the wild side. First we went out shooting. I can't show it on here because of rules but if you want to see this Nebraska farm boy Marine rattle of some rounds in the desert with his AR-15 like a boss, you can download it here. Then we came back to my place for the main event. I let him choose a porn DVD and set him down on the couch to get to work. First he smoked a cigarette. I knew we were going to have a good time when he pulled out his semi and I could tell he was already getting into and anticipating the blowjob I was going to give him. But first I got him worked up by working his midwest country-boy cock with my fleshjack and then having him show how he fucks by railing my fake pussy and ass. Only then was he was ready to take the next step. As a matter of fact, he was having such a good time he almost finished too soon, and I had to dial him back. First I started working the fleshjack on his dick my own self, the big smile he grew let me know that he was enjoting it. Then I went in and took his perfect-sized knobby cock in my mouth and worked it until he blew a huge load, which I then licked up. Just one of the perks of my job :)

I've wanted to release this one for a long time. This video wasn't 'lost' like the last one. Because Nick was a sergeant in the Marine Corps at the time, I didn't want to put his career at risk. Somehow or another I think I had a premonition that he would be the one discovered by the Marine Corps! If it happened, I didn't want him to have to answer for anything really bad (s it was, when he was found out and almost court martialed, I was relieved that I had left it out). Nick, on the other hand, had other plans. He had just got back from Afghanistan a few days before this, and when he got back he found out that his wife was a cheating whore who had invited a bunch of meth heads over to his new house while he was gone. So he was horny as fuck, and back to having no pussy. The video as it was released: 'Naked Nick', is hot as fuck. He was overflowing with sexual energy and pretty soon we were both running around his newly empty house naked together. Then we were in the shower. Then I sucked his dick and ate out his ass. Then we got out of the shower and I did it some more. Those last two parts didn't make the last video. It's been a few years now though, and I think it's time for the world to see one of the hottest videos I ever shot. Watch 'Naked Nick' first for the context, because that will make it so much hotter. Editing this video, I can't believe how lucky I was.

So, this is a video I recorded two and half years ago, right before the end. It sucked to have to put it on the shelf, because it's such a hot video. It's the last one with Nick, who was the Marine who got popped in the 29 Palms Marine Porn Scandal, and James who was a sergeant getting out of the USMC so I got him to let me tape him in uniform. It was going to be the very next video I released but before I got the chance, Nick called me up and told me that he had got busted by his command. So you didn't get to see James (who I was trying to pass off as a 'Mystery Marine', but it was James) jack Nick off with a fleshjack. that's why he has his cover on indoors, BTW. It's just as well, I'm not sure we were fooling anyone. Amazingly, this is the first time Nick and James had met, amazingly since they had both been over many times before, taking advantage of the loose morals of my jerk-off couch separately but never together. In the banter at that beginning you can hear us decide that the Marines that comes over and jerk off to porn on my couch should be called "Friends of the Couch". Nick and James are definitely friends of the couch, and became good friends over their shared love of the Fleshjack that day. This is actually the companion video to a video that got released and the pulled because of the scandal, Mystery Marine Blowjay. Like I said, the Mystery Marine is actually James, who is no longer a sergeant so I don't have to worry about it anymore. Nick actually was the cameraman for some of that one. I have to say it was really hot to know my buddy Nick was watching me suck a huge cock. Well it got him all turned on because then he wanted to pop in a porn and rub one out himself. And having seen James get a dick-licking from me he knew that James wouldn't mind giving him a helping hand. Turns out he enjoyed that helping hand even more than he thought, you will love watching him with a shit-eating grin on his face as his new buddy James takes care of him with my fleshjack. He gets into more and more, draping his legs over James so he can get in closer. It's so hot, and then Nick finally busts a huge, gooey load, and then sits there naked next to his new buddy enjoying the feeling of having just got off. Then he finishes up with a shower, as he and his new buddy talk about typical Marine shit as James. Nick askes if he can take a leak in the shower, and I'm like "Duh". Enjoy!

I have a buddy that sometimes stops by after work for a dick-licking. Rick came by before he did and I didn't tell Nick he was coming over, hoping that Rick would want to stick around and help me tape, which he did.

Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.

This was actually the first video I shot with Nick and Brennan, but because I was so eager to show you the wrestling videos it got out of order. Nick and Brennan stopped by after duty because neither of them wanted to go home just yet because they were both have trouble getting their women to understand that sometimes a guy just needs to jerk off to some porn. Girls just don't get that for some reason—but I sure do. Nick actually started this video off by picking up my camera, which I was slacking on. As you can tell by now Nick loves the camera—he just likes the attention, I think—but once it was one I wasn't about to turn it off because you can vcut the horniness in the air with a knife. Both Nick and Brennan have been weightlifting a lot recently and I think it's jacked their testosterone levels because it's not but a few minutes of looking at a porn mag that Brennan is rock hard. Nick suggests that Brennan should try Nick's favorite toy, the fleshjack, and Brennan agrees that it's pretty awesome. However in the end it just makes him want to fuck the fake pussy, which Nick didn't even realize he wanted to fuck until Brennan said so. Nick has to hold back and watch as Brennan smoothly pumps the plastic ass like a Cassanova, and then sprays cum in front of a mirror before getting in the shower, where ever the good bro, Nick is waiting with a cold one.

After watching Robbie and Steve's amateur hour wrestling, Nick and Brennan decided to step up and show the kids how the men do things. Nick and Brennan are both much larger, and much more skilled, so this round is that much more intense. Robbie and Steve stuck around to watch, and although Robbie is giving out instruction the whole time I'm not sure Nick or Brennan were listening to anything he had to say, both of those guys seem to know what they're doing. If you wrestled either one of them you'd lose pretty quick, is what I'm saying, but you might not mind. Brennan is a 23 yo Marine from New Jersey. He and Nick have been buddies for years, and have deployed to Afghanistan together. You can tell when you watch the incredible chemistry between these two hot, muscular hunks--it's off the charts! Nick has a girlfriend and Brennan is married, but these two hot straight marines are totally comfortable being naked with each other. They all live together in Nick's house and they both assure Joe that it's just like this at home. Brennan may be all muscles, but Nick has the weight and the skills, and he easily takes down Brennan 3 out of 4 rounds. Hot and sweaty, they climb in the shower which is where things start to get really good!

I hadn't seen my buddies Robbie and Steve (who are best friends and roommates in the barracks) since they got back out of the field, so I had them over to the house last weekend, along with my buddies Nick and Brennan (who are also best friends and roommates but off base at Nick's house). The afternoon started off regular enough, we were all hanging out drinking beers and bullshitting like we do. Robbie and Steve decided to play a little catch and it turns out that Steve needs to play a little more. Some friendly words were exchanged as Robbie started talking shit--he's from Brooklyn, so shit-talking is his natural state of being. They started wrestling on the ground--it was friendly, but heated, you know how guys get. Especially marines. Well we took it inside, and we cleared out the living room and set down some rugs so these two could grapple it out. Ands since they were only wearing their marine skivvy shorts anyway those got ripped off quick, and pretty soon my boys were wrestling naked. Nick and Brennan didn't get naked, but they each took a buddy and coached him, and it's really hot listening to these badass marine sergeants coaching their junior marines in their naked wrestling. You'll have to watch to see who won, but everyone's a winner when Steve and Robbie get in the shower to clean off their sweaty bodies. Later that night we ended up putting some porn in, cuz Robbie and Steve were horny. Robbie wanted to try out the fake pussy & ass, and Steve wanted to try out the Fleshjack ICE, and I was certainly down to let them. My favorite part is actually when Nick and Brennan come in and watch their buddies jerking off. I missed Steve's cumshot, because the boys came at the same time (which is pretty hot) but the camera was on Robbie, because he was having the most epic cum seizure I've ever seen. Afterwards you get to see both of them clean up and piss.

And this is when things got interesting. Too much goes on to even tell you about, you'll just have to watch the preview video. Brad and his buddy S. are looking for some pussy by calling every umber in my phone, but Oscar cuts to the chase and starts jerking off. Oscar has a huge dick when he's hard and he gets so into it. When he's done he walks right outside to the balcony, and doesn't even wipe the cum off hi hand.

Some of my buddies including Ted and Shawn had a 96 (96 hours of liberty) and wanted to spend it off-base. So we rented a room and had a motel party, and of course I brought my camera. Out at the bar we met Brad and his buddy who came back to the room to party with us. Brad was the first to get naked, cuz he don't give a fuck, and then when people started giving him shit for it Oscar, who had been a little shy, got naked too, and then even went streaking around the motel, and even all the way from the 3rd deck (that's what marines call floors) to the parking lot. Unfortunately Sean is once again really shy, why is unfortunate because he's the hottest guy there, with the biggest dick. I'm always amazed when I can get him on camera at all though. It was a crazy party--download the video and join the fun!

Mark you remember from back in the day when he and George used to come over to my house after duty and have fun. Jeff was in his same platoon but I could never get him on video. Now both of them are out and living it up on the coast surfing and going to school and making it look easy. Jeff in particular I wish you could have seen asa clean-cut marine, but he wears that beard well, mainly cuz with that body who cares? And that awesome friendly personality...Jeff just wants to have fun and wants you to have fun too. They've been trying to get me to go visit them forever but I never had the time. Well finally I made it down there, and discovered that Jeff likes to be naked as much as his pals Joe and Mark do. And finally I convinced him to let me tape him. The whole time I could tell Jeff was feeling horny...it had been several days since he had jerked off and he had obviously been saving up. I wish it had lasted longer but he was ready to go and I think being taped by his buddy turned him on. He busts a huge load on his stomach and just when you think it's done, there's more. Then he gets in the shower and he asked Mark to get in with him! I was loving it. You'll love watching these former-marine roommates be totally comfortable naked with each other. I wish you could have come and hung out with us, but this video is probably the next best thing!

Trip is one of the sexiest motherfuckers I have ever met. His body is hot enough, but there's something in the way he moves and talks that will just kill you. His step-brother Kody is also a marine and got posted to the same base. They've been brothers for about 4 years, I guess Kody's dad married Trip's mom, and they are super tight. Anyway, Trip and I are bar brothers, every time we see each other we get into a drinking contest which he always thinks he wins, even though he gets carried out the door and I stay up drinking for several more hours. Last Saturday we ran into each other again out at the bar, but this time he and his brother, along with our mutual buddies Irish and Ted, came back to my place to have some fun, which lasted long into the morning. Yes the reason this movie is shot in daylight is because we ain't been to bed yet (although various people including both Trip and Kody but NOT including me passed out for short periods). I apologize for the quality of this video, this is the first time I've been caught short without my cameras charged up, so this movie was shot first on my iPhone, and then on Ted's Android. Let me know what you think, is it too shitty, or do you like how real it is?

My buddy Kevin, first off, is a hottie with an awesome dick. He likes to come over and hang out, and on one particular day I had my camera out and was taping him as he worked out a little bit. Then I was fortunate enough to catch him in the shower. Kevin loves to show off, so it was no problem getting him to go out side an dry off in the fresh open air. But I was totally surprised but what happened next. I knew he was horny as hell, which I was running around after him with a camera. After his shower he was just going to rest for a minute before going into work, but the porn I leave on in my house 24/7 did its work and pretty soon Kevin was saying something about how horny he was. the implication was obvious: he wanted some help. And I was more than happy to give it to him.

My 3 buddies Robbie, Steve and Jackson came over to hang out, bbq, and play some beer pong. There's not a lot of nudity in this one, but the guys are a lot of fun.

This is the last Beat Off Buddies video...by now it was the end of the day, we had been hanging out for hours and occasionally one of my buddies, first Ford and then Marcus succumbed to the power of the Desperate Housewives 3 DVD as they gave up and jerk off right in front of their bros. These are guys that spent 7 months in a tank together in Afghanistan, they're definitely not shy with each other any more. By this point in the evening we (they, but I went with) went out to get haircuts and came back. We were all feeling pretty tired and laid back but no one wanted to go back to base just yet, so we hung out and watched porn some more. That's when Ford blurted out, "We should have one of those jerk off contests!" It's not totally out of the blue we had been talking about barracks jerk off contests earlier. Sean and Tanker were down and pretty soon money was getting laid down on who would win. Marcus, dismayed at how long it was taking his buddies, said he could start late and still finish first, despite having just rubbed one out a couple hours earlier. Ford decided that the losers should have to suffer something, and since there were three contestants now after the winner won, the two losers that were left should have to shower together. I was like, why didn't I think of that? Leave it to a straight marine to get dirtier than me.