Marines wearing hats movies

So if you've been following my Snapchat or Instagram, you've been dying to see Jack for a while now. Jack, another buddy of mine and I went shooting on of all days, Easter. We went out to the desert and my other buddy (who must remake nameless and unseen) brought his huge arsenal of firearms. We took them out to the empty desert where we wouldn't bother nobody, and let Jack go to town. He was like a kid in a candy store, and you will be too staring at that magnificent ass. Jack's ass is a thing of magnificence. And I never knew how much a pistol belt could make someone's ass stand out. You'll love watching Jack walk around in the desert like the little alpha he is. Unfortunately it was a lot windier than I expected, and the sound is kinda blown out because I had to tune down for the wind noise. Supplying the arsenal is another buddy of mine who unfortunately cannot ever appear on video. However I can tell you he blew a lot of shit up in Iraq and Afghanistan back-in-the-day, and could probably make an explosive out of peanut butter and kill you with your shoelaces if he had to.

I have a buddy that sometimes stops by after work for a dick-licking. Rick came by before he did and I didn't tell Nick he was coming over, hoping that Rick would want to stick around and help me tape, which he did.

Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.

This was actually the first video I shot with Nick and Brennan, but because I was so eager to show you the wrestling videos it got out of order. Nick and Brennan stopped by after duty because neither of them wanted to go home just yet because they were both have trouble getting their women to understand that sometimes a guy just needs to jerk off to some porn. Girls just don't get that for some reason—but I sure do. Nick actually started this video off by picking up my camera, which I was slacking on. As you can tell by now Nick loves the camera—he just likes the attention, I think—but once it was one I wasn't about to turn it off because you can vcut the horniness in the air with a knife. Both Nick and Brennan have been weightlifting a lot recently and I think it's jacked their testosterone levels because it's not but a few minutes of looking at a porn mag that Brennan is rock hard. Nick suggests that Brennan should try Nick's favorite toy, the fleshjack, and Brennan agrees that it's pretty awesome. However in the end it just makes him want to fuck the fake pussy, which Nick didn't even realize he wanted to fuck until Brennan said so. Nick has to hold back and watch as Brennan smoothly pumps the plastic ass like a Cassanova, and then sprays cum in front of a mirror before getting in the shower, where ever the good bro, Nick is waiting with a cold one.

Mac, John and TK (AKA Tennessee) are marines and best friends, and are a wild bunch. Sandy redhead Mac has known Joe for a minute now, and knows how much fun coming back to Joe's "naked house" after the bars are all closed down for the night can be. Mac has been stationed with John and TK for almost three years and you can see when they're together you can see why this video had to be called "True Bromance". This video is a record of one crazy night that happened when John and TK joined their best bro Mac at my "Naked House" one night after the bars closed. Pretty soon the clothes were falling off and with no girls in sight, the guys were getting pretty horny. Mac and John were the horniest so they were the first to succumb, but TK—sensing that he was being left out of the fun—dropped his drawers too and joined them. This is real video of real marines on a real night, so there's no cumshots in this video, because they all had whiskey dick (actually whiskey, vodka, tequila, various mixed drinks, and several different kinds of beer dick). On the plus side however, those whiskey dicks are all huge. John in particular has a giant dick, and an amazing body to go along with his sexy New Jersey Italian attitude. Watching these hot straight marine buddies show off their huge cocks to each other will make you want to move to the nearest marine base. The best part of this video is actually after they all have their clothes back on and are greeting the rising sun after a hard night's partying. Mac and John are about as tight of best friends as you can get, and these two hot, built straight guys cuddling with each other is about the most bromantic (and hottest) things you'll ever see. TK makes fun of them for it but they don't care; these two men have been to war together and that's all that matters.

You've hung out with Marcus and Tanker before, and so you already know that these two hot country-fried marines are best friends and roommates in the barracks. Except for one month, they have spent pretty much every day together since boot camp, 2 years ago. So these guys are tight. Marcus and Tanker have been coming over a lot recently, mainly just to get out of the barracks. You'd think they'd want to get away from each other for a minute, but these guys are inseparable best friends. I knew they wouldn't give a fuck about jerking off in front of each other if I put a porn in, and both had hinted about how horny they were. It didn't even take any convincing, they were down. In fact they said they do it in the barracks all the time. Tanker says "We'll be playing Call of Duty and one of us is like, lets put a porn in." Marcus took the Fleshlight, and Tanker took the fake pussy, although he didn't use it much. My favorite part of this video is, after they're done, neither of them makes any move to put their clothes back on. That's par for the course in the nakedest room in the Naked House, but I still think it's hot. When I mentioned it, Marcus said he hadn't even noticed. That's the kind of casual comfort you get when you live with someone that close for that long.

Mac and Joel are, like so many of the guys you meet at my house, marines and best friends. Joel is the one with tatts, Mac is the one with the huge dick. Both of them are hot as hell, in different ways. Anyways, I was out drinking with a lady friend of mine and these two have been friends of hers for a minute. So, when the bars closed, we all came back to my place to drink. And one thing led to another, as it usually does. Originally Mac was going to fuck the fake pussy, because our mutual lady friend would not put out for a brother. In fact you will notice quiet a bit of this video involved Mac trying to talk her into giving him a BJ. Life is so unfair, since every single one of you reading this would JUMP at the chance to give this 21 yo hottie a wet sloppy one. In the end though, whiskey dick got the better of him, and he had to sit out. Joel on the other hand and after a few comments about how he didn't think he'd be able to do it, he came a big load all over the fake pussy. This video is kinda crazy...it's one of those "It's 3 AM and we're all plastered" videos. On the other hand, I could NOT let shenanigans like this go un-recorded!

Billy is a young marine me in a bar one night some months ago, because he heard from some friends about all the wild parties I have at my place. He often comes back after the bar closes to have a good time, and of course we always end up naked in the hot tub so he is used to having his dick out at my house and doesn't think twice about it anymore. One night he was over before we went out, so he could leave his car here and we could cab it over to Whiskey Town. I thought the time was right to get this hot young marine on tape. Billy is 23 years old and has been in the fleet for 3 years. He's only been deployed once, on a M.E.U. (Marine Expeditionary Unit, a contingent of marines on a ship that can go wherever marines are needed). So of course I asked him a bunch of question about what it was like to be on ship, where they jerk off and so on. I thought for sure I was going to be able to get jerk off from Billy. Seems like everyone wants to jerk off at Joe's house these days, and at first I thought he was feeling it but, no. I tried lol.

A bunch of friends came over to enjoy my hot tub during a rare rainy spell...we stocked up on liquor, beer and meat and cranked up the good times. Tanker and Marcus took grilling duties and, not being one bit shy at all, stayed as butt-ass naked as they had been in the hot tub. It's a loud, busy party, and I apologize for all the noise and craziness but that's what a party is all about, right? Tanker in particular has an ass that just has to be appreciated, especially when he attempts to twerk it. That thing is amazing.

Some of my buddies including Ted and Shawn had a 96 (96 hours of liberty) and wanted to spend it off-base. So we rented a room and had a motel party, and of course I brought my camera. Out at the bar we met Brad and his buddy who came back to the room to party with us. Brad was the first to get naked, cuz he don't give a fuck, and then when people started giving him shit for it Oscar, who had been a little shy, got naked too, and then even went streaking around the motel, and even all the way from the 3rd deck (that's what marines call floors) to the parking lot. Unfortunately Sean is once again really shy, why is unfortunate because he's the hottest guy there, with the biggest dick. I'm always amazed when I can get him on camera at all though. It was a crazy party--download the video and join the fun!

Mark you remember from back in the day when he and George used to come over to my house after duty and have fun. Jeff was in his same platoon but I could never get him on video. Now both of them are out and living it up on the coast surfing and going to school and making it look easy. Jeff in particular I wish you could have seen asa clean-cut marine, but he wears that beard well, mainly cuz with that body who cares? And that awesome friendly personality...Jeff just wants to have fun and wants you to have fun too. They've been trying to get me to go visit them forever but I never had the time. Well finally I made it down there, and discovered that Jeff likes to be naked as much as his pals Joe and Mark do. And finally I convinced him to let me tape him. The whole time I could tell Jeff was feeling horny...it had been several days since he had jerked off and he had obviously been saving up. I wish it had lasted longer but he was ready to go and I think being taped by his buddy turned him on. He busts a huge load on his stomach and just when you think it's done, there's more. Then he gets in the shower and he asked Mark to get in with him! I was loving it. You'll love watching these former-marine roommates be totally comfortable naked with each other. I wish you could have come and hung out with us, but this video is probably the next best thing!

So Jack decided he wanted a tattoo, and against my better judgement and advice, he decided he wanted Zack to give it to him. Specifically he wanted a tribal tiger in a place that would require him not to be wearing any pants, so I said I'd pay for the tatt if he'd let me tape it. This video starts out with Zack, Jack and I hanging out one night. You've seen two houses now, my old place that Zack was staying at that was being painted and renovated, and my other place (now long gone, although there is one more video that takes place there) where Jack was chilling with me for a few days. Zack was in town visiting and that always equals long nights and lots of booze. Zack makes himself some kind of vile drink-when you hear me freak and and say "Nooo!" it's because he's about to add Apple Pucker, which seems like a lot worse of an idea than it is. Not that I would drink a lot of it but it wasn't as awful as you would think. Zack has an iron stomach but Jack and I stuck with the Bud Light thank you. Around this same time Jack was pursuing some chick online, over Facebook. He's checking his messages every like 3 minutes, he even admits on video that he is a 'Facebook whore', and none of us disagree with him. The girl wants a picture, which he is happy to provide and gives him an excuse to take off his jeans, if not his marine silkies, wich he still wears (silkies are the cammo green ultra thin and super-suggestive boxers marines wear...Jack hasn't been in the USMC for a while, because he was locked up in the brig for a while, but he still has a bunch of USMC clothes from back in the day). Once the jeans are off everything might as well come off, because he's about to get tatted up anyway. He starts off with a piss and a shower, and then shaves the area a bit with Zack's razor which causes us both to laugh. Zack, if you ever watch this...Jack used your Gillette on his crotch ;) And then down to business. You get to watch Zack getting verrrry close to Jack's solid package, which is just flopping thereabout 3 inches away from where Zack's needle is. Oh yeah, I almost forgot...Zack had to transfer the drawing he did (of a tribal tiger) to Jack's leg. Jack was standing there letting him do this but was holding his junk in his hands, and I suggested that this was unnecessary, but maybe it was because as soon as his hand was down Zack smacked him good. This became a running gag for Zack throughout the night, I'm surprised Jack didn't beat the shit out of him but it did lead to some playful wrestling later. Also I should mention that, just because Zack owns a tattoo gun (which I got him), doesn't mean he knows the first thing about tattooing. So there's some increasingly comical bits where Jack starts coming to the same realization, despite the fact that I warned him many times that you absolutely do not want Zack doing anything complicated (like a tribal tiger). This video was shot months ago and Jack moved away shortly after, so I haven't seen it since--I'm pretty sure it looks like a patch of black mold. I did warn him LOL. When done, Jack takes a much-needed piss break and after he shakes it off and walks into the kitchen Zack is waiting ready to slap him again (of course). Buit this time it's war! Jack is outgunned though, Zack quickly has control and forces Jack to the floor, and then onto his back. We've ben at it all night and by this time we were all beat and ready to hit the sack, despite the fact that you can see the morning light shining through the windows. Good night!

You already know that my buddy Jack stayed with me for a few days a while back. He's a really good guy and helped out a lot around the pad in exchange for having a place to crash while he looked for a job, which was nice because A) I had a lot of shit that needed to get done and B) he liked to be naked while he did them. Always a plus in my book. This video starts with Jack on a particularly good note. The life-changing event hes talking about at the beginning is: just a hour or so before this video, he had snagged himself a job. We put this turn of events down to him wearing his lucky shirt, one that hes worn on his overseas deployments with the Marines so many times that its almost see-through now. Why is it lucky? Cuz hes been blown up in it so many times. This stretches the definition of lucky for me but in his eyes it is because he lived through all of those incidents, including as he describes it, a time when he got blown out of the machine-gunners turret in his Hummer and walked down the street in a daze in the middle of a firefight with people shooting at him. Maybe it is a lucky shirt after all. Lucky shirt or not, he still likes being naked though, especially outside on such a nice day. After sweeping up my patio and discussing other Marine Corp superstitions (grunts sure are a superstitious bunch), he reminisces about his second deployment in Iraq on which he got cold and he and his buddy decided to warm themselves up by lighting a can of JP8 on fire (thats helicopter fuel). Now one of the things that needed to get cleaned up in my yard was a big pile of junk mail I had been saving for kindling, and I was seriously overstocked in this regard. Jack, being a pyro after my own heart, built a fire and burned it all for me. You dont really get to see it, but as he was doing this we looked up and realized the wind had blown my gate open and Jacks swinging dick was visible to the whole neighborhood for a minute. Luckily no one was out and about or that could have been very embarrassing. This bit, although pants-shittingly hilarious (for those of us wearing pants, anyway) didnt make it onto video because I was frantically trying to get the gate shut again before the cops got called. Good times!

So one of the consequences of living the life that I do is that your walls get all fucked up, especially from all the Marines getting rowdy AF. It was time to repaint, and luckily my buddy Jack was around to help out. Jack is a marine I knew when he was in the Corps. It has been a while, about 4 years, since he got out. But you know what they say, once a marine always a marine. That is certainly true of Jack. As opposed to say, Zack, who wasnt a marine even when he was in the Corps, at least not to hear his command tell it. Anyway, Jack was staying at my place a few days, and when I was botching about having to repaint, he was all about helping me out, proving why we were friends in the first place. He was in-between jobs and homes at the time though and didnt have many clothes with him, and I was worried that he would get paint on his only pair of good shorts. Jack is another one of those guys that feels that clothes are like handcuffs. It must be a marine thing cuz I don't think I've met a marine yet that didn't want to be naked any chance he got. Jack couldn't get his shorts off fast enough. What follows is 42 minutes of two best buddies bullshitting with each other on all kinds of topics. The last 1/3rd is all about his old marine days, his favorite weapons, what it was like to hang out in Saddam's palaces, and being one of the guys who helped topple Saddam's statue in Bahgdad.

You could also consider this movie to be "Naked Jock Part 2". Jock's out of the tub and hanging out in the kitchen with his cock hanging out, to the amusement and consternation of his buddy, who at once is cool with everything and also not all that thrilled about having cock in his face since Jock loves being naked an won't put his pants on. He's a really funny guy, and it helps to know that most of his scorn is actually just him pretending to be bothered by it for comedic effect. I personally think it's funny as hell. He wants to see Jock's tatts closer, but wants Jock to cover his junk first. Jock takes us on a guided tour of his tatts, including the new one he just got, "Dying to live." If you look close you can tell that when he got it it was misspelled "Dieing to live"; he had it corrected the next day and the whole tatt is really just a few days old. Later in the bathroom Jock has put wet toilet paper over his dick which makes for a sort of fig leaf effect. This satisfies his buddy for a moment but he then can't pass up the chance to hit Jock in the dick and it falls off when Jock collapses in pain. It hurts but it's hilarious at the same time. While Jock's sitting on the side of the tub recovering his buddy taunts him that hitting him in the dick was the best thing he'd done all day. Then, much to my surprise my buddy Q shows up. He'd just got married and I had got trashed at the reception just a few days before. Jock and Q were buds from way back when they were in the same barracks at their last station, but hadn't ever run into each other out here, despite both being close friends of mine as you'll see in the next scene. Q is also one of my buddies that can't keep his pants on either, so I knew it wouldn't be a big deal when he found Jock running around naked. In true form Q drops trou and starts walking around with nothing but his cowboy hat on. The guys end up in my office, because they want to see the tape I'm downloading, which is of Jock and his buddy play-fighting earlier in the afternoon. I wish I could show you guys that video but I can't, what you'd see is Jock and his buddy rolling around on the floor wrestling, then hitting each other in the face to show how tough they were, and ironically to show how good of friends they were. They were really drunk and Unfortunately they went too far, and Jock ended up splitting his buddy's eye wide open, blood wet everywhere. You get to see and hear a naked Jock explain how it all went down. the funny thing is they were both happy about it, they both thought it was cool, Jock especially liked having blood on his tattoos. Yeah go figure but you got to love these guys, they are true alpha males. The part of this video that really makes me smile is when they're both sitting there stark naked arguing over who is the better friend and who's known me longer. Hey guys you're both great friends! Then, just because we can, we go out naked shooting with the shotgun. It's great to watch these guys with their cocks flopping around in the outdoors, and they both have a great time shooting off a few rounds. Unfortunately the sun is about to go down, and so the video naturally fades out of its own accord.

Not long after Matt got back from Iraq, he married his sweetheart. Actually, they eloped to Vegas. They were far too broke for a honeymoon, and ended up staying at my place for a few days. Not a vacation to the Caribbean to be sure but but at least they could spend some time fucking without him having to go back to the barracks. You've seen quite a bit of Matt by now, he's a man who loves to be naked. In fact he used to come over to my place just so he could strip off and run around with his cock hanging out. His girl is the same way and after a full day of drinking and beerbonging naturally the two of them ended up clothes-free. The video starts off with what was probably the 18th beerbong of the day (we lost track after awhile), and his girl cannot wait to get him out of his shorts. Back then I had a double beerbong (it has since fallen apart from overuse LOL) so he does it naked. Now this is sort of a unique video, since what actually happens next is they get to fucking. You can see that part of the video on my other site, SemperFuck.com. This video is the parts where they stopped boinking for a few minutes to take smoke breaks and do some more beerbongs and such. You get to watch Matt take a piss, and hang out nekkid on my porch smoking, and in general show off how comfortable he is showing off that chisled body he got over in Iraq (there's mot much to do over there so all my bros come back buff). Two notes: A) Although you know him as Matt, "Jock" is the nickname he goes by which is why this video is called "Jock on Leave". The fucking part of this video over on SemperFuck.com is called the same thing if you are so inclined to check it out, and B) sadly this marriage didn't work out. They were impulsive kids who didn't think before they got hitched in Vegas, and it turns out the were much better together when he was overseas. This is why you'll see her on SemperFuck.com getting fucked by Zack on my couch...she and Matt were no longer together when that video was made. Sad, but for the best.

This video is unlike any other. Three straight guys and I set off on a serious roadtrip recently. No half-assed drive to the next town, we ended up going all the way cross country, stopping at Mardi Gras in New Orleans along the way and having many wild adventures. All three are straight and all three got laid on this trip; Josh kept us all awake fucking a girl he brought back to the room in Austin, TX, Scott fucked a girl in the crawlspace under a house at Mardi Gras, and Chuck actually got laid twice on this trip, lucky bastard. It was an epic trip, not all of it good. We lost Josh for two days at Mardi Gras when he wandered into a bar looking for chicks--we even ended up calling the coroner looking for him, describing his identifying tattoos which you will see, two .45 revolvers pointing into his crotch with "Irish" between them, and "USMC" (what the guys call a "stupid stamp") on his back. He eventually found his way home, but then we lost Chuck a few days later when he ended up going home with a fat chick and not telling anyone. We saw aligators in Florida, hung out at the beach, and drank lots and lots of alcohol. I'll have to write a book about it or something someday, it was huge. And of course I had my video cameras with me. It started out as just a trip with friends, so I don't have nearly as much videos as you would think. the guys weren't comfortable being filmed at every turn, and money was tight so only a few highlites of the trip made it to tape. I've put as much of the non-pornographic ones as I could up in the bonus videos section. There's clips of us from before we left, some clips of Scott and Chick watching a Mardi Gras parade, and some clips of us partying at a motel pool. Inevitably though, some crazy shit happened, especially near the end of the trip when we had spent almost 30 straight days with each other and were about as comfortable as we could get, and the trip was coming to an end so more alcohol was being consumed and emotions were running high. The guys have this drink they mix up out of vodka, Gatorade, and Monster brand energy drink that will knock you right flat on your ass, or make you want to run around naked and do crazy stuff. This video happened on our next-to-last day on the road. We were coming back from Florida and making good time across the US, driving almost two days non-stop. That was just too much time in the car though, so we ended up stopping at a little budget motel out I'm not going to say where. I had the camera out 'cuz I figured I might as well get some of the trip on tape, and that inspired our buddy Chuck to keep dropping his shorts. Eventually he discarded them altogether and started running around the motel room in the all-together. There's some FREE non-porno clips in the bonus videos section from this day as well of the guys creating a serious disturbance...the motel owners actually came outside and told us to quiet down. Good luck on that one! This video starts out with an edited version of the road-trip clips, the full versions of which are in bonus videos area, just to show that we were on a real road trip before got to the budget motel. The fun starts when Chuck and Josh start playing a game in which if one flashes the other with his balls and the other looks, he gets kicked in the ass. First Scott helps Chuck get Josh, then Chuck and Josh end up wrestling. The game continues when the guys head out to the pool, where they end up mooning each other and flashing their nuts at each other and the whole world. Its a wonder they didn't get the cops called on us. The fun continues inside when Chuck basically decides he doesn't want to wear clothes anymore. He's been drinking, it's hot as fuck in the room, and we've all seen each other naked plenty of times by now, so it's not even that weird. There's too much that happens to describe it all, but you can get a pretty good idea from the preview video. These guys are not gay at all, so there is not one hard dick in this entire video, but there is plenty of naked horseplay as the copious amounts of alcohol remove all of Chuck's inhibitions. He opens the door and shows his junk to the whole world. He attacks Josh with a safety razor, all naked. He and Josh shine boots naked, and Chuck is still naked when they block their hair before going out to the bars. Once again this is the real deal. Lots of sites will hire guys and try to convince you that they're straight and that they're friends. Because they're gay porn actors they'll jerk off together and do whatever. These guys are real friends, and they are really straight, so they won't touch each other. Scott never even gets naked except to moon Charlie for a second, he spends most of this video trying to order a pizza amid total alcohol-fueled naked mayhem. This is the road trip you wish you had been on, and the video you'll have to watch if you like real straight buddies hanging out naked with each other. The next update shows what happens later that night: They come back trashed, and Chuck passes out. Meanehile, Josh is so horny from all the girls he saw out that he fucks a blow up doll and then jerks off while his friends are all asleep.