Marines wrestling movies

After watching Robbie and Steve's amateur hour wrestling, Nick and Brennan decided to step up and show the kids how the men do things. Nick and Brennan are both much larger, and much more skilled, so this round is that much more intense. Robbie and Steve stuck around to watch, and although Robbie is giving out instruction the whole time I'm not sure Nick or Brennan were listening to anything he had to say, both of those guys seem to know what they're doing. If you wrestled either one of them you'd lose pretty quick, is what I'm saying, but you might not mind. Brennan is a 23 yo Marine from New Jersey. He and Nick have been buddies for years, and have deployed to Afghanistan together. You can tell when you watch the incredible chemistry between these two hot, muscular hunks--it's off the charts! Nick has a girlfriend and Brennan is married, but these two hot straight marines are totally comfortable being naked with each other. They all live together in Nick's house and they both assure Joe that it's just like this at home. Brennan may be all muscles, but Nick has the weight and the skills, and he easily takes down Brennan 3 out of 4 rounds. Hot and sweaty, they climb in the shower which is where things start to get really good!

I hadn't seen my buddies Robbie and Steve (who are best friends and roommates in the barracks) since they got back out of the field, so I had them over to the house last weekend, along with my buddies Nick and Brennan (who are also best friends and roommates but off base at Nick's house). The afternoon started off regular enough, we were all hanging out drinking beers and bullshitting like we do. Robbie and Steve decided to play a little catch and it turns out that Steve needs to play a little more. Some friendly words were exchanged as Robbie started talking shit--he's from Brooklyn, so shit-talking is his natural state of being. They started wrestling on the ground--it was friendly, but heated, you know how guys get. Especially marines. Well we took it inside, and we cleared out the living room and set down some rugs so these two could grapple it out. Ands since they were only wearing their marine skivvy shorts anyway those got ripped off quick, and pretty soon my boys were wrestling naked. Nick and Brennan didn't get naked, but they each took a buddy and coached him, and it's really hot listening to these badass marine sergeants coaching their junior marines in their naked wrestling. You'll have to watch to see who won, but everyone's a winner when Steve and Robbie get in the shower to clean off their sweaty bodies. Later that night we ended up putting some porn in, cuz Robbie and Steve were horny. Robbie wanted to try out the fake pussy & ass, and Steve wanted to try out the Fleshjack ICE, and I was certainly down to let them. My favorite part is actually when Nick and Brennan come in and watch their buddies jerking off. I missed Steve's cumshot, because the boys came at the same time (which is pretty hot) but the camera was on Robbie, because he was having the most epic cum seizure I've ever seen. Afterwards you get to see both of them clean up and piss.

So after Brodeo Pt 1, George, Brian and I went to a baseball game and had more than a few $12 beers (for those of you who are interested, it was a Diamondbacks/Padres game and the Diamonbacks took it). Afterwrads, we stumbled back to the hotel room and pretty soon these two were as naked as they wanted to be, which was pretty damn naked. On the way down to San Diego George had played two new songs in the car that quickly got stuck in all our heads, we had been talking about them at the game and so of course once they had their drinks well in hand the MacBook came out and we YouTubed those songs: Gangham Style: ... ...which apparently a new thing that everyone's into that I had never heard of before, and... Horses in the Ghetto: ...which is an older song that probably not many people know unless you have lived in or nearby Minnesota, but is pretty cool. I dug it anyway. Also Prof is hot in a cowboy hat LOL. Stop what you're doing right now and watch those, because otherwise the moves these guys are bustin' won't make a damn bit of sense. Maybe they won't anyway but I fuckin' love both these tracks so go watch them :) After that, a pillow/wrestling fight breaks out and these two just knock each other senseless like the fun-loving and crazy Marines that they are for a good 30 minutes.

Today's video come from some tapes I thought I had lost, which would have been sad because I think it's one of the hottest videos I've ever taped. You have to watch the preview on this one! There's over 40 minutes of this naked wildness. They are from the same night as the movie Gangbang Outtakes, but this is what happened after the guys got done fucking the girl. Trevor, Nick Gunner, and Meatgrinder are all guys that love to be naked and even though she was gone they were in no hurry to put their clothes back on. We had been drinking and you could have cut the testosterone with a knife. Trevor starts off the insanity by shooting one of the leftover condoms at Gunner and Meatgrinder, which starts a free for all. My buddies Killian and Kaneohe, who were in the same platoon as Trevor and Nick, had come over with those guys but hadn't been part of the gangbang (although I'm sure they woulda liked to be) so they still had there clothes on but that didn't stop them from getting in on the action. Killian whacked Gunner on the ass with a flyswatter and from there it turned into a crazy naked free-for-all. Five guys packed into my kitchen...three of them naked in front of their bros from the barracks, who are just as eager to have fun. in fact it looks more like a locker-room than a kitchen, you can just imagine these guys showering after a hard PT and slapping each other with towels and whatnot, but because it's my house it gets way crazier. Pretty soon they're wrestling around on the floor. Now I love to watch some wrestling, I think it's cool when my bros are so comfortable being naked with each other they can roll around on the floor together with their cocks out, but this is even better because there's THREE of them rolling around together in a pile and they're doing it in front of their marine buddies who are pretending not to enjoy the show but who nevertheless stay to watch the whole thing. It's super hot when Kaneohe drips lube on his naked buddies. Now that's a good friend. But that's not all...for the last round Wyatt AKA Fuckmaster, who hates wearing clothes more than anyone I know (well except for Trevor maybe, it's a tie) and was a state championship wrestler in high school, join in. He was in on the fucking but had since put on his pants to go to the store for booze, decided he wanted to be in on this action too. A few months before, Fuckmaster's dad was in town and they had been talking about his high school wrestling days and I heard about a signature move of his. So you'll hear Meatgrinder keep asking to see 'the Move' and me saying 'not yet' because I knew that would end things real quick and I wanted them to keep going. Eventually he uses it on Nick Gunner though and boom it's done. It's so fast though everyone wants to see a step-by-step breakdown. BTW, if you want to watch these guys actually fucking the girl, head over to SemperFcuk.com to watch these guys in action.

This video is a perfect example of why I take my video camera with me wherever I go. I was visiting my buddies Nick and Trevor, two of my best buddies who had long since been stationed at a base far away so I hadn't seen them in months. It was great seeing them again and it was like not a minute had passed. Along for the ride was a girl we all knew. We got in her car and headed out to the beach. I actually shot this video about a year ago, near then end of spring break season. Everyone we asked gave us a different answer as to where was poppin. "There? No you want to go here," they'd say. And then the next person would tell them they were crazy. So by the time we were ready to go we were already lost. Compounding the problem was that her GPS couldn't find a package store to save my life. We drove all over everywhere and by the time we got there we were too tired to think straight, and I was ready to get to enjoying the being over 21. We had traveled to one of the local towns where we expected that there would be tons of horny college girls gathered for spring break debauchery, but we had no such luck. We did manage to go to a really cool strip club where you could bring in your own cooler which was pretty cool. After emptying that at the club and hornier than ever, we stumbled back to our motel. For being a cheap last-minute little place it wasn't too bad. We were up on the 10th floor and you could, if you looked, see the ocean. It was cold though so none of us went near it. Now Trevor and Nick have been friends since they were in bootcamp together. They ended up at the same AIT (that's the school they send you to after basic to learn your job) and when they graduated they went to the same base and work in the same shop only on different shifts. Both of them are funny as hell, and hate wearing clothes. Seriously we would go out to the bars come back and get naked just for the hell of it, which is how the video Chat Roulette came about. So when we got to the room and did not end up bringing any girls back with us, there was some excess testosterone to work out and this video is the result.

OK, first things first, even though this video is "Naked MMA Part One" there's no naked combat in this video...that's all in Part Two. This all actually happened a couple weeks ago, during a period when Zack had moved back in with me for a little bit while he needed a place to stay. Four of our best friends, two guys and two girls, came over to hang out and drink with us. We're super-tight with them and so much like family that casual nakedness goes completely unnoticed. Which is good because Zack loves to be naked and doesn't care who's over he'll just let it all hang out. B-Rad, the tall think guy is an amateur MMA fighter, who had a fight coming up soon (now past, he lost). Somehow or another, we were all drinking so I don't even remember, it got decided that Zack and and B-Rad should fight a couple rounds naked. I think they were kidding but then didn't want to back away from a dare...once you tell a marine "No balls" you can pretty much get him to do anything. Zack hits the showers first, but everyones so casual both B-Rad and the other dude who we call Small Weenie drop in from time to time to conversate with a brother. Small Weenie, inspired, gets naked for a minute too, showing that he doesn't have a small weneie after all, so now we call him "Super Weenie". Okay so we still call him Smal Weenie cuz we know it bugs the shit out of him LOL. When he's done, he doesn't bother putting on clothes, why bother? Fuck clothes! We're all pretty used to seeing Zack walk around naked by now anyway. This video is all about casual nudity and being comfortable around your friends. There's also a litte preview clip at the end that shows what's coming in Part Two. Part One may not be all that exciting, but it's the setup for the next part which has B-Rad and Zack going three rounds in different style. OK so none of them are really MMA (mixed-martial arts), but there's some great action with Small Weenie reffing. You'll like it even more after wtaching this video and seeing these three best friends just chillin and not giving a damn that their buddy is hanging out with his cock hanging out.

My old buddies King and Zack came back for a visit recently. They flew out, but we roadtripped back, King, Zack and myself (they live in neighboring states). Both these guys are tight bros with me but had never previously met, although they had heard about each other from me. Since they were each super-tight with me and both shared a love of alcohol and nudity (often combined), I knew they'd get along great and by the end of the trip I'd have some crazy videos to share. We were making good time across Nevada, which surely has to be one of the emptiest states I've ever driven through. Sailing at about 80mph through the middle of nowhere, we were feeling pretty good and thinking about how soon we'd get to King's when all of a sudden the engine started making a terrible noise and Zack had to pull over to the side of the road. Turns out a sparkplug had come loose, just popped right out of the engine, which caused a loss of compression and we were dead in the water. Luckily I have roadside assistance, and amazingly I had phone service out in the middle of nowhere. There was only one place to get towed to...the little tiny town we had passed through about 20 minutes back. We knew they had a truckstop since we'd stopped there. Hopefully there'd be a motel and a service station. Turns out there was a Shell station, three motels to choose from, and a 24/7 bar and restaurant right across the street. We couldn't have got stuck in a better place. There was not much else though, so we left with little to do with our time except drink. Also the motel we picked had a laundry, and we needed to wash our shit badly. So far on the trip I hadn't picked up the video camera much, preferring to just have fun with my bros, but I figured now was totally the time to start. Bored, stuck in a motel room with nothing to do...I knew shit was bound to happen, and I was not disappointed. Much alcohol later... Zack starts it by snapping leftover quarters from laundry at King. He's bit off more than he can chew though, King is an expert at snapping quarters and is super competitive. I can hear them singing through the air as they slice by me. I know both these guys really well and I know they're both dying for an excuse to get naked so I suggest that for each quarter they get hit with, they have to take off an article of clothing. Oh yeah they're all over that. They're both getting lots of hits in so it's not long before they're both naked, but Zack is seriously getting pounded, not only is king scoring hits but they hurt. At the start of this scene Zack has been hit good a few times and is taking the last of his clothes off, and soon so is King. This doesn't stop the quarters coming from king though. The only solution is for Zack to try to tackle King at a moment when he's distracted showing his dick out the window. They end up rolling around on the bed for a minute, then King has to take a piss, and to my surprise Zack pops into the doorway to watch. He's all fired up with a wild look in his eye, wanting to go down to the Shell station and fix the car naked. I'd be all for it but I figured no matter how small the town was it probably had a sherif. Then they're back to wrestling. Zack is a compact little guy, and is often underestimated by people who see his small size and don't realize it's all really concentrated muscle. Unfortunately for Zack King is just as solid but like twice as thick. King handles him easily and clearly enjoys picking up his buddy and throwing him around a little bit. At one point he threatens, "If you're not careful I'm gonna make you suck my dick," but unfortunately for you guys this turns out to be an idle threat. Zack taps out and tries to take a moment's rest but King, who is all charged up now, throws him to the floor. It's great. Zack thinks he's going to change the odds by removing the belt from his pants and using that as a snapping weapon, but king just does the same, and he has one thing that Zack lacks: the will to use it. He gets Zack good in the shin—snap!—and takes him right down to the carpet. It's funny as fuck I won't lie. This goes on for a little while as Zack gamely tries to get some decent snaps in but he's no match for King who is pure evil with a belt. They each get up on a bed and trade snaps across the divide but if it ever comes to belt warfare, I'm getting behind King. Belt warfare continues...with Zack desperately trying to fly the white flag because he's getting hammered but to no avail, he doesn't know King as well as I do to know that this is just blood in the water to a guy as competitive as King. Poor Zack eventually gets backed into a corner and tries to defend himself with pillows, and even that doesn't help. I almost died laughing. Zack eventually gets King to stop long enough for them to compare welts. You'll love watching these two buddies examine each other's naked bodies in front of the mirror as they point out each other's hits, and King can't resist playing with Zack's ass a little bit. Then they start smacking each other hard trying to (successfully) put big red hand print on each other. Zack has a technique for making his whole hand count, but King has "big monkey hands" and with one particularly forceful smack sends Zack into a door, and that leaves a mark everyone's impressed by. They horse around some more while talking about going to the bar across the street to pick up some girls...wishful thinking at that bar in this town but whatever, they've got to take showers after all that sweaty wrestling and much to my surprise they decide to shower together. Whatever! Sure enough the guys hop in the shower together. Zack has to shave his nuts just in case there are some girls over there who are as bored and as horny as he is. Now when he stumbled in from the bar at about 7 in the morning (in Nevada, the bars are open 24/7) he was boasting about having got some girl's number, so I ask if he thinks that girl will be there tonight, and he's like "What girl?" It comes out that he didn't get her number, she got his (also we found out later that she worked at one of the local whorehouses). They horse around for a little bit, it's just cool to watch these two buddies who are totally comfortable with one another. King gets Zack to wash his back but Zack keeps dropping the soap. King does the same for him, but the real fun comes when they start gut-punching each other...apparently as marines they had to do "body-hardening exercises" which involved tightening your abs and having your buddy punch you in the stomach. This scene ends with Zack in a towel walking down the hall to check on our laundry. On the way back from the laundry room Zack drops towel (of course!) and walks back down the hall naked. King has put on shorts but Zack now can't find his...he can only find his belt, so he puts this on, which inspires King to drop his shorts again and put on his belt. They stick dollars in their belts like they're strippers, do the helicopter, Zack pretends to fuck a vodka bottle, and a bunch of horsing around in front of the mirror with Zack tugging at his nuts. King puts his shorts on again but once Zack's out of his clothes it's almost impossible to get them back on, so he stays naked to the end.

Where to even begin with this one? This is the tape that re-started it all, and the reason My Straight Buddy rose out of the grave. I have a couple of good buddies, Zack and Q, who just fucking love to be naked and drop their drawers every chance they get. It was inevitable that their naked shenanigans would get taped and once that happened it was inevitable that I'd want to share it with you. Once Zack found out he could make money running around naked at my house he hasn't been able to keep is pants on since, I'm sure the fact that he's often intoxicated helps. One night Zack was over at my house, with our mutual friend Caitlin, who at the time was dating Josh (this becomes important later). When we found out our good buddy Q was gonna be coming over, Zack decided to surprise him by popping out wearing a loin cloth and his desert boots from Iraq. He grabbed an old short of mine, and I grabbed my camera. We had a few minutes before Q got there so the first part of the tape is Zack hanging out outdoors on my patio mostly naked in the twilight. When Q shows up (you can hear his truck coming at least 30 seconds before he arrives) Zack runs into the bathroom and hides so he can pop out when Q walks in--Q is amused but not terribly surprised. He's holding a butcher knife I left on my table and Zack is wielding a sharp-ended piece of wood from my fence which blew over in a recent wind-storm. I tell them to "Fight! Fight!" and Q says that they totally would if Zack was wearing anything but he's not, a rule he ends up breaking later on after they've both had some more beers. They almost ended up mud wrestling...naked...and I'm pretty sure that something you'll get to see down the line. They don't care. First they end up arm-wrestling for a clip that was originally gonna go on YouTube, Zack in his loincloth, Q in a sort of reek looking thing made out of a piece of old cammies he had in his truck. Zack is a little guy but it's all muscle, the guy has the body-fat index of a marble statue, and he takes Q down in about 10 seconds. So they decide to wrestle on the floor, 'cuz Q used to grapple in high school. Zack on the other had hasn't taken a shower yet and all he has to do is get Q's face stuck in his armpit and he's done. Oh yeah, and you can clearly see the happy face that got drawn on Zack's ass the night before (actually it's supposed to be Bart Simpson). Zack quickly pins Q and that's over. Then Josh shows up. Now the reason Caitlin was over at my house in the first place was: Josh had taken her car out somewhere and at the time he was the only person on the Planet Earth without a cellphone, so when he shows up she lets into him. True to form though when Josh sees that his friends are running around naked, he wants to be naked, so soon there are three naked guys and one very happy clothed girl in my house. They guys for some reason that made perfect sense at the time started cutting holes in pieces of cardboard that they could stick their dicks through, Zack made one that said "WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR FOOD". Which is bullshit, because I know for a fact he'd do it for free. Then the video ends. To be honest Josh and Caitlin started fighting about him taking the car without telling her (turns out he was having a stereo installed for her) and I turned the camera off.