Marines group movies

Mac, John and TK (AKA Tennessee) are marines and best friends, and are a wild bunch. Sandy redhead Mac has known Joe for a minute now, and knows how much fun coming back to Joe's "naked house" after the bars are all closed down for the night can be. Mac has been stationed with John and TK for almost three years and you can see when they're together you can see why this video had to be called "True Bromance". This video is a record of one crazy night that happened when John and TK joined their best bro Mac at my "Naked House" one night after the bars closed. Pretty soon the clothes were falling off and with no girls in sight, the guys were getting pretty horny. Mac and John were the horniest so they were the first to succumb, but TK—sensing that he was being left out of the fun—dropped his drawers too and joined them. This is real video of real marines on a real night, so there's no cumshots in this video, because they all had whiskey dick (actually whiskey, vodka, tequila, various mixed drinks, and several different kinds of beer dick). On the plus side however, those whiskey dicks are all huge. John in particular has a giant dick, and an amazing body to go along with his sexy New Jersey Italian attitude. Watching these hot straight marine buddies show off their huge cocks to each other will make you want to move to the nearest marine base. The best part of this video is actually after they all have their clothes back on and are greeting the rising sun after a hard night's partying. Mac and John are about as tight of best friends as you can get, and these two hot, built straight guys cuddling with each other is about the most bromantic (and hottest) things you'll ever see. TK makes fun of them for it but they don't care; these two men have been to war together and that's all that matters.

Some of my buddies including Ted and Shawn had a 96 (96 hours of liberty) and wanted to spend it off-base. So we rented a room and had a motel party, and of course I brought my camera. Out at the bar we met Brad and his buddy who came back to the room to party with us. Brad was the first to get naked, cuz he don't give a fuck, and then when people started giving him shit for it Oscar, who had been a little shy, got naked too, and then even went streaking around the motel, and even all the way from the 3rd deck (that's what marines call floors) to the parking lot. Unfortunately Sean is once again really shy, why is unfortunate because he's the hottest guy there, with the biggest dick. I'm always amazed when I can get him on camera at all though. It was a crazy party--download the video and join the fun!

Trip is one of the sexiest motherfuckers I have ever met. His body is hot enough, but there's something in the way he moves and talks that will just kill you. His step-brother Kody is also a marine and got posted to the same base. They've been brothers for about 4 years, I guess Kody's dad married Trip's mom, and they are super tight. Anyway, Trip and I are bar brothers, every time we see each other we get into a drinking contest which he always thinks he wins, even though he gets carried out the door and I stay up drinking for several more hours. Last Saturday we ran into each other again out at the bar, but this time he and his brother, along with our mutual buddies Irish and Ted, came back to my place to have some fun, which lasted long into the morning. Yes the reason this movie is shot in daylight is because we ain't been to bed yet (although various people including both Trip and Kody but NOT including me passed out for short periods). I apologize for the quality of this video, this is the first time I've been caught short without my cameras charged up, so this movie was shot first on my iPhone, and then on Ted's Android. Let me know what you think, is it too shitty, or do you like how real it is?

Alright, so it's really only two naked rednecks, plus Scottie who was my buddy back in the day when he was a USMC MP, and Nick who is a force of nature. After coming home from a bar, getting into a game of naked beer pong, and sitting in a hot tub for a minute, the guys were horny as hell. Scottie, who came out shortly before he got out, I think was more eager to find himself on a couch with 3 (well 2.5) hot straight guys. His porn was the live version of what is about to be your porn. Nick is just Nick. He's one of those awesome people that just wants to have a good time, and doesn't care very much about the rules. I apologize, this video is kindof rough, because by this point of the night I had had plenty to drink. Marines can't resist jerking off to some porn though, and when they do, I can't resist taping them.

The crazy night continues, a few beers later, a little bit crazier.

Once again, we ended up back at my place after the bar, 3 marines and one ex marine. My buddy Nick is one of my best friends ever, a great guy with a heart of gold, who just got back from Afcrapistan several days before this night. We were out at the bar celebrating when we ran into Scottie, who is an old buddy of mine from back in the day when he was an MP here on base. He would never do a video for me before, but now he's out, in more ways than one. Turns out Scottie was gay the whole time, if it's not obvious now lol. Lots of fun, and him and Nicholas got along great. We met the rednecks of the title in a beer pong game out at out favorite watering hole, and they were so much fun we had no choice but to bring them back to the crib with us for shenanigans. Well it turns out they love getting naked just as much as we do, and especially showing their buttholes, which was a nice surprise. Enjoy!

So tonights video was just "one of those things". The guys and I had been hanging out partying for a couple hours, had plenty of beers by that time and were tired. And out of that hazy fog of intoxication and whatnot, Robbie started talking shit about who could come fastest even though they were so wiped out, and of course when they started getting competitive about it it was all over. For my part, I was just glad I had extra batteries charged up so I can show you what happened next! BTW, Robbie is apologizing at the end because he actually came on my camera. His load shot all the way over and landed right on my view screen, which automatically meant that he won for distance LOL

OK, so at first glance you'll say, "Joe, I only see three naked buddies." It's true, this party lasted so long I had to break it into two parts, each of which is almost an hour long as it is. The guys were having so much fun they invited a buddy to come over and get naked with them, although they pranked him and didn't tell him that's what he'd be doing until he got here. In part two there are in fact 4 naked buddies. And wait til you see what happens in part 3...

My 3 buddies Robbie, Steve and Jackson came over to hang out, bbq, and play some beer pong. There's not a lot of nudity in this one, but the guys are a lot of fun.

This is the last Beat Off Buddies video...by now it was the end of the day, we had been hanging out for hours and occasionally one of my buddies, first Ford and then Marcus succumbed to the power of the Desperate Housewives 3 DVD as they gave up and jerk off right in front of their bros. These are guys that spent 7 months in a tank together in Afghanistan, they're definitely not shy with each other any more. By this point in the evening we (they, but I went with) went out to get haircuts and came back. We were all feeling pretty tired and laid back but no one wanted to go back to base just yet, so we hung out and watched porn some more. That's when Ford blurted out, "We should have one of those jerk off contests!" It's not totally out of the blue we had been talking about barracks jerk off contests earlier. Sean and Tanker were down and pretty soon money was getting laid down on who would win. Marcus, dismayed at how long it was taking his buddies, said he could start late and still finish first, despite having just rubbed one out a couple hours earlier. Ford decided that the losers should have to suffer something, and since there were three contestants now after the winner won, the two losers that were left should have to shower together. I was like, why didn't I think of that? Leave it to a straight marine to get dirtier than me.

The mayhem continues! It's not a minute since the end of One More Crazy Night and everybody's naked. The guys are just having a great time partying with their cocks out and it shows!

A bunch of my buddies who are all in the same unit came over and got trashed...which led to a lap dance I'll never forget!

Almost 50 minutes of pure straight marine craziness. Chrissie is almost wore out but the boys are ready to make the full march. As Jersey puts it, "We're brothers forever after this!"

Four of my best bros came over to hang out after the bars closed. Female Marine Chrissie was there, and boy does that girl love some dick and my four horny marine buddies were ready to oblige.

OK this was kind of a crazy night at the pad. We got t talking about YouTube videos that feature guys playing Guitar Hero naked, which I don't know why it seems like guys really like to play that naked but they do. Look it up on YouTube. Well, they were down for that. Sounds like a good time for this crew! I only included 2 songs because that's al you really need to hear. It's not the same if you're not playing. Anyway this got their competitiveness up, and they decided they wanted to have a J/O competition, like they do sometimes back in the barracks. I was sure Cole was going to win, but I was surprised by the outcome, or in Mark's case, how much cum came out. Wow. As is so often the case, after we shot this we were on our way to a beer pong tournament at a bar, so everybody got in the shower to clean up.

We were having a party at my house, just a couple friends hanging out playing cards and having a good time. Of course, being my house, everyone got naked. After a great night hanging out almost everyone left, everyone but Tony and Dan. They stayed naked and were horny enough to want to jerk off. We all got on the couch and jerked off together. At the end Dan and Tony dumped their loads on a black cap, which belonged to another Marine buddy of theirs who was over earlier and had to be got rid of before we could all get naked because nobody liked him much (he seemed nice enough to me but who knows). Dan and Tony disliked him so much they came all over his cap, and then I licked their cum off the cap. I still have that cap.

My three favorite guys are back in a seriously hot video. Dan, Chris, and Ray are best friends in the barracks. Dan and chris are actually roommates in the barracks (or were, Chris and Dan have both since gotten out of the Corps and are civilians, Dan will be out in a month or so...this is the problems with being buds with marines, they all leave), Ray lives/lived next door. All three of them are just totally nuts and lots of fun to hang out with.

Mark and George are roommates and best friends. I love these guys because not only are the hot but since they're best buds they're totally comfortable being naked around each other--after all they see each other in the buff pretty much every damn day. And both of them are practically nudists. I'm pretty sure any random time you go by their room on base you're gonna catch one or both of them naked, or at least not wearing more than boxers. Last Mother's Day, of all days, we all went out to the desert for some fun time. Two more friends came along, my friend S was there and she brought Jake a friend of hers (also a marine) that I had never met before but who wanted to have fun with us. The more the merrier. Mark and George showed up with Dane who is a super cool dude who you saw them playing beer pong with back in "Lowhangers". That's actually Dane's truck they all drove out in. He doesn't get naked but he's totally cool with it when they are--he's just your classic guy who's so easy going he doesn't give a fuck. We got out there kinda late and the sun was about to set, which is why it's all Rosy. Right as we were about to pack up a car drove by! We were surprised--I thought that location waas remote enough we would never run across anyone out there but I was so wrong. We weren't too worried though, I mean who's gonna fuck with a bunch of naked marines with a shotgun? No, you're gonna keep driving, which is just what they did. But then apparently they called the cops, because the highway patrol showed up not much later. Luckily by then the sun had gone down and we had our pants on and were headed home.

This is one of those videos where, crazy shit just happened and I was lucky enough to have everything ready to go to catch it. And even I couldn't have imagined the crazy direction it would go in, which if you know me is really saying something. I was out at the bar with my buddies one Saturday night, and we were gettin' crazy and drinking the night away like we usually do. When 2 o'clock came around we were in no mood to stop and so we rolled back to my house even though it was a terrible wreck because at this point it was right in the middle of being renovated and there was shit everywhere. Tiles, pieces of wood, etc. If I'd known I was going to tape anything that night I would've cleaned up a bit, lol. It should be no surprise to anyone that a game of Naked Beer Pong broke out. I don't know what it os about marines and beer pong but they all love to play it naked and I'm sure not going to be the one to stop them. What happened next is the crazy part. Two of my buddies go to talking tough and decided to have a fight. Not to fight, to have a fight...with rounds, a ref, times and everything. They're best bros and roommates back in the barracks, so there was no beef between them, just a friendly rivalry. It was an intense fight, and I'll admit lots of fun to watch. despite the hard blows and the fact that one clearly beats the shit out of the other, it's a friendly bout and at the end they hug and are bros. So don't worry, just enjoy a level of testosterone that you usually don't get to see.

Today's video come from some tapes I thought I had lost, which would have been sad because I think it's one of the hottest videos I've ever taped. You have to watch the preview on this one! There's over 40 minutes of this naked wildness. They are from the same night as the movie Gangbang Outtakes, but this is what happened after the guys got done fucking the girl. Trevor, Nick Gunner, and Meatgrinder are all guys that love to be naked and even though she was gone they were in no hurry to put their clothes back on. We had been drinking and you could have cut the testosterone with a knife. Trevor starts off the insanity by shooting one of the leftover condoms at Gunner and Meatgrinder, which starts a free for all. My buddies Killian and Kaneohe, who were in the same platoon as Trevor and Nick, had come over with those guys but hadn't been part of the gangbang (although I'm sure they woulda liked to be) so they still had there clothes on but that didn't stop them from getting in on the action. Killian whacked Gunner on the ass with a flyswatter and from there it turned into a crazy naked free-for-all. Five guys packed into my kitchen...three of them naked in front of their bros from the barracks, who are just as eager to have fun. in fact it looks more like a locker-room than a kitchen, you can just imagine these guys showering after a hard PT and slapping each other with towels and whatnot, but because it's my house it gets way crazier. Pretty soon they're wrestling around on the floor. Now I love to watch some wrestling, I think it's cool when my bros are so comfortable being naked with each other they can roll around on the floor together with their cocks out, but this is even better because there's THREE of them rolling around together in a pile and they're doing it in front of their marine buddies who are pretending not to enjoy the show but who nevertheless stay to watch the whole thing. It's super hot when Kaneohe drips lube on his naked buddies. Now that's a good friend. But that's not all...for the last round Wyatt AKA Fuckmaster, who hates wearing clothes more than anyone I know (well except for Trevor maybe, it's a tie) and was a state championship wrestler in high school, join in. He was in on the fucking but had since put on his pants to go to the store for booze, decided he wanted to be in on this action too. A few months before, Fuckmaster's dad was in town and they had been talking about his high school wrestling days and I heard about a signature move of his. So you'll hear Meatgrinder keep asking to see 'the Move' and me saying 'not yet' because I knew that would end things real quick and I wanted them to keep going. Eventually he uses it on Nick Gunner though and boom it's done. It's so fast though everyone wants to see a step-by-step breakdown. BTW, if you want to watch these guys actually fucking the girl, head over to SemperFcuk.com to watch these guys in action.

So y'all know I shoot videos for another site called SemperFuck.com. well recently I met a bunch of really super-cool guys who like to have fun, and I thought we'd have some fun by bringing down a girl from LA for them to fuck. That and my buddy Wyatt was about to get out of the USMC and go home, and it'll be a while before I see my best friend again. So I got everyone together for a good old-fashioned gangbang. This girl wanted to fuck and that's all there was to that ("I want cock!!" she yells at one point), and my boys were happy to oblige. Actually the guys had a lot of fun in general that night. When we weren't taping with the girl everybody was outside chillin' on my porch. It's cool to see my friends hanging out in front of their buddies rocking out with their cocks out. The video open with my best friend Wyatt railing the shot out of the girl, with 3 other guys watching. He pounds her like a champ and his awesome boydunkadunk hides her from view. Then he lays across the bed to finger her, and while you don't have to see that the affect is it makes his amazing ass bounce around in a mesmerizing way. Then it's my boy Nick Gunner's turn. He's a little guy with a huge cock and he shows this girl that he knows how to use it. You get another great review of his perfect bubble butt bouncing and he thrusts his huge cock deep inside her. My buddy Trevor, who has since become one of my closest friends and is one of the coolest guys you can know, can be seen over his shoulder getting a sloppy bj while new guy MeatGrinder watches jerks off. Next there's a long stretch where you get to watch Trevor (who also has monster cock and it's this scene that always reminds me of how massive his babymaker really is), Gunner and Grinder jerk off. Trevor and Gunner both drop big loads on her, Trevor even though he's already cum once and is using his own boy juice as lube. After a quick post-game interview as they boys wait to get in the shower, we get to see the aftermath of the evening as the boys hang out in the back yard and let off some steam by jumping off the roof into the pool like the crazy motherfuckers they are. A lot of the video is messed up, there's some super hot scenes of the guys in there but to be honest I don't know if I'll ever be able to make a whole video out of it. If I do you'll see it on SemperFuck.com, look for it there!

This video is from the last day of our road trip, two days after the events of Motel Room Fun and Josh Fucks a Doll. The next day, the guys' leave would be over and they'd have to get their hair buzzed again (you may like to see the regulation haircuts but they were enjoying being 'longhairs' and hated to go back). We were basically just enjoying one last day of hanging out and getting plastered before they had to go back on base. Chuck, for his part, was really, really enjoying his last day of freedom. We made some more of the X-Factor, the sooper-alcoholic drink that led to the events of 'Motel Room Fun'. That, combines with the need to blow off some steam because it was the last of 30 crazy, wild days goin' cross-country, resulted in this wild video. I'm sorry, this video contains not one hard cock. Chuck was not interested in jerking off. He was not interested in wearing any pants, either. He ended up nekkid as the day he was born on four separate occasions, and I got it all on tape. He's running naked around my house and "doesn't give two shits," as he puts it. Josh and Scott don't get naked at all, they're just amused bystanders to the madness. It all started when he climbed up on my roof (without a ladder!). When Chuck has had a lot to drink he 'goes back to the jungle', which basically means he starts acting like a monkey. Josh and I were taunting him as if he were a rogue ape and Josh decided to see what 'it' would do for Mardi Gras beads (I have a whole drawer-full now). The answer: it will present its ass and shake its cock and balls at you. Then Chuck went running off into the desert. It was like tracking down wildlife in the bush; I felt like I was on National Geographic. I dared him to get naked and run around and sure 'nuff he did, running around the Great Outdoors in the all-together. Once back inside (and clothed) Scott asked him whether he was going to shave his goatee off before he went back on base ("Yes") and whether he was going to shave his hair down to something a little more regulation ("Hell no"). I comment that it would be the smart thing to do but when have we ever chosen the smart thing? But I tape him shaving off his goatee--naked. He's naked, not me. Next Chuck's chillin' outside in his boxers talkin to Scott and his (Scott's) girlfriend when Josh sneaks up behind him and smashes an egg on his head. Chuck tears after him like a madman and gets pissed, but you'll be happy 'cuz he goes inside and takes a shower to wash the egg out of his hair. While he's in there Josh tries to come in and make friends again but Chuck has none of it, it's hillarious to watch and hot to, if you like the idea of a clothed dude talking to his naked buddy in the shower. After Chuck gets out of the shower, he walks out to the car naked. We just can't keep his pants on but I didn't care of course...having a site like this has made me such an instigator. Yeah! Drop 'em! In fact, there's almost one full hour of video from this crazy day, during most of which Chuck is totally, casually naked. He wasn't feeling horny so he didn't stroke it...and these aren't actors playing scenes for you...I tape what actually happens. But if you want to see this cut redheaded marine get drink and hang out naked with his buddies, then you will love this update. Enjoy!

Where to even begin with this one? This is the tape that re-started it all, and the reason My Straight Buddy rose out of the grave. I have a couple of good buddies, Zack and Q, who just fucking love to be naked and drop their drawers every chance they get. It was inevitable that their naked shenanigans would get taped and once that happened it was inevitable that I'd want to share it with you. Once Zack found out he could make money running around naked at my house he hasn't been able to keep is pants on since, I'm sure the fact that he's often intoxicated helps. One night Zack was over at my house, with our mutual friend Caitlin, who at the time was dating Josh (this becomes important later). When we found out our good buddy Q was gonna be coming over, Zack decided to surprise him by popping out wearing a loin cloth and his desert boots from Iraq. He grabbed an old short of mine, and I grabbed my camera. We had a few minutes before Q got there so the first part of the tape is Zack hanging out outdoors on my patio mostly naked in the twilight. When Q shows up (you can hear his truck coming at least 30 seconds before he arrives) Zack runs into the bathroom and hides so he can pop out when Q walks in--Q is amused but not terribly surprised. He's holding a butcher knife I left on my table and Zack is wielding a sharp-ended piece of wood from my fence which blew over in a recent wind-storm. I tell them to "Fight! Fight!" and Q says that they totally would if Zack was wearing anything but he's not, a rule he ends up breaking later on after they've both had some more beers. They almost ended up mud wrestling...naked...and I'm pretty sure that something you'll get to see down the line. They don't care. First they end up arm-wrestling for a clip that was originally gonna go on YouTube, Zack in his loincloth, Q in a sort of reek looking thing made out of a piece of old cammies he had in his truck. Zack is a little guy but it's all muscle, the guy has the body-fat index of a marble statue, and he takes Q down in about 10 seconds. So they decide to wrestle on the floor, 'cuz Q used to grapple in high school. Zack on the other had hasn't taken a shower yet and all he has to do is get Q's face stuck in his armpit and he's done. Oh yeah, and you can clearly see the happy face that got drawn on Zack's ass the night before (actually it's supposed to be Bart Simpson). Zack quickly pins Q and that's over. Then Josh shows up. Now the reason Caitlin was over at my house in the first place was: Josh had taken her car out somewhere and at the time he was the only person on the Planet Earth without a cellphone, so when he shows up she lets into him. True to form though when Josh sees that his friends are running around naked, he wants to be naked, so soon there are three naked guys and one very happy clothed girl in my house. They guys for some reason that made perfect sense at the time started cutting holes in pieces of cardboard that they could stick their dicks through, Zack made one that said "WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE FOR FOOD". Which is bullshit, because I know for a fact he'd do it for free. Then the video ends. To be honest Josh and Caitlin started fighting about him taking the car without telling her (turns out he was having a stereo installed for her) and I turned the camera off.