Marines pissing movies

In which I convinced Chuck to get a massage, and it goes a little further and a little further until before I know it I was holding his huge hard cock in my hand and Chuck had a big-ass smile on his face.

Back from the dead from a restored hard derive, it's Part 2 of this chill night with buds Caleb and Keith, I met them when they were both still in the Corps but they're out now, Caleb very obviously so. Like an only-recently cultivated plant, as soon as he was out he reverted straight back to his wild roots. Lucky for me, he stayed in town for a minute, staying at our mutual friend Nikki's house, so we all got to hang out for a while before he took off to find his post-USMC fortune. I will fucking miss Caleb.

In the second part of Garage Naked Beer Pong, Randy and Caleb go for Round 2. They put their shirts and shorts back on, but not their full kit, so it wouldn't take long for them to get naked which is what I think they really wanted. After a quick game the boys start playing slap-ass, Marine-style. Which means both their cheeks were red and sore afterwards. This video is notable for all the hugging and bromance you'd hope for between two Marine best buddies, drunk together slapping each other naked on Christmas Morning.

Last September, Major Wood and I went on a recruiting expedition to the East Coast, where he found an amazing piece of Marine magnificence, Sgt. Bo. We didn't have much time there, but the Major managed to tape him twice that last weekend, you can watch those movies over on StraightOffBase.com. In the second of those two videos, I was in the room taking pics of the proceedings for my Snapchat (add me, my name is msb_joe), when the Major talked this muscular Marine Sergeant into letting me give him a helping hand. At first he was unsure, but I think the Major, who didn't get his rank for nothin', knew how curious he was. I legit had no clue. After the helping hand video, Sgt. Bo was not really in any hurry to get back to his barracks, so we all went out to lunch and downed some of that amazing E. Coast BBQ. After that, the Major was eager to take a nap, Sgt. Bo was eager to hang out with me some more. As a fellow veteran who had just given him an amazing hand-job, we quickly became best friends. So, he and I went back to home base and started into a case of Heineken. Now as we were chatting, I began to realize that Sgt. Bo was hinting very strongly that a) he had very much enjoyed being on video (it probably didn't hurt that we spent all day telling him how huge his cock was; it's the biggest I've ever in MyStraightBuddy history), and B) that he was still horny. Since he planned to go out afterwards anyway, I used my tried and true trick of suggesting that he should take a shower. It's a great way to get them naked. It's a 41 minute video, so I'm not going to try to write out everything that happened after that. I sucked his huge cock, I asked him if anyone had ever ate out his ass and he said no, and even though I was sucking hid dick he was still a little shy to try that. Not too shy for me to talk him into it though. Those ass checks are so juicy they will cut off your oxygen, let me tell you. I had turned him around so I could suck his massive cock again--the head is so big it pops my lips when it goes in and out--when he dropped a bombshell: He wanted to suck my dick, while looking at pics of chicks on his phone. I don't care what you're doing if you're sucking my dick. What follows is pure horny straight Marine exploration, and it was awesome. It took a while thanks to all the Heiney, but I eventually pumped another huge load out of him (he had cum several times already that weekend that I know of but his balls are so juge I guess they hold a lot). Then I licked it up off him, because I love Marine cum. Afterwards I dropped him off at the front gate, to hump back to his barracks (it's a bitch to get on base anymore, thanks Osama). Later on he texted me a photo of himself out at the club with the girl he'd found to take home. She was a hot little thing, and I almost felt sorry for her knowing she would soon find out how big he was. Still had some cum left in those balls, and can't say I'm surprised.

Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.

Mac, John and TK (AKA Tennessee) are marines and best friends, and are a wild bunch. Sandy redhead Mac has known Joe for a minute now, and knows how much fun coming back to Joe's "naked house" after the bars are all closed down for the night can be. Mac has been stationed with John and TK for almost three years and you can see when they're together you can see why this video had to be called "True Bromance". This video is a record of one crazy night that happened when John and TK joined their best bro Mac at my "Naked House" one night after the bars closed. Pretty soon the clothes were falling off and with no girls in sight, the guys were getting pretty horny. Mac and John were the horniest so they were the first to succumb, but TK—sensing that he was being left out of the fun—dropped his drawers too and joined them. This is real video of real marines on a real night, so there's no cumshots in this video, because they all had whiskey dick (actually whiskey, vodka, tequila, various mixed drinks, and several different kinds of beer dick). On the plus side however, those whiskey dicks are all huge. John in particular has a giant dick, and an amazing body to go along with his sexy New Jersey Italian attitude. Watching these hot straight marine buddies show off their huge cocks to each other will make you want to move to the nearest marine base. The best part of this video is actually after they all have their clothes back on and are greeting the rising sun after a hard night's partying. Mac and John are about as tight of best friends as you can get, and these two hot, built straight guys cuddling with each other is about the most bromantic (and hottest) things you'll ever see. TK makes fun of them for it but they don't care; these two men have been to war together and that's all that matters.

I hadn't seen my buddies Robbie and Steve (who are best friends and roommates in the barracks) since they got back out of the field, so I had them over to the house last weekend, along with my buddies Nick and Brennan (who are also best friends and roommates but off base at Nick's house). The afternoon started off regular enough, we were all hanging out drinking beers and bullshitting like we do. Robbie and Steve decided to play a little catch and it turns out that Steve needs to play a little more. Some friendly words were exchanged as Robbie started talking shit--he's from Brooklyn, so shit-talking is his natural state of being. They started wrestling on the ground--it was friendly, but heated, you know how guys get. Especially marines. Well we took it inside, and we cleared out the living room and set down some rugs so these two could grapple it out. Ands since they were only wearing their marine skivvy shorts anyway those got ripped off quick, and pretty soon my boys were wrestling naked. Nick and Brennan didn't get naked, but they each took a buddy and coached him, and it's really hot listening to these badass marine sergeants coaching their junior marines in their naked wrestling. You'll have to watch to see who won, but everyone's a winner when Steve and Robbie get in the shower to clean off their sweaty bodies. Later that night we ended up putting some porn in, cuz Robbie and Steve were horny. Robbie wanted to try out the fake pussy & ass, and Steve wanted to try out the Fleshjack ICE, and I was certainly down to let them. My favorite part is actually when Nick and Brennan come in and watch their buddies jerking off. I missed Steve's cumshot, because the boys came at the same time (which is pretty hot) but the camera was on Robbie, because he was having the most epic cum seizure I've ever seen. Afterwards you get to see both of them clean up and piss.

And this is when things got interesting. Too much goes on to even tell you about, you'll just have to watch the preview video. Brad and his buddy S. are looking for some pussy by calling every umber in my phone, but Oscar cuts to the chase and starts jerking off. Oscar has a huge dick when he's hard and he gets so into it. When he's done he walks right outside to the balcony, and doesn't even wipe the cum off hi hand.

I should have called this one "Blowjob Before the Bar", because that would have been more accurate. This video is from way back, when Scottie was still in the marines. I didn't think he would ever let me release it but I recently got him to change his mind and so here you go.

The same night as the last video, after Nick had gone off to bang some chick, Scott and Al were hanging back to chill out. Al was Scott's actual roommate in the barracks, although he didn't see much of him because Scott was always at my place. That's why when the porno I put in (Desperate Housewhores Vol 3, no marine can resist it) started to get Scott a little hot and bothered his roommate had to leave and I got to stay and watch my buddy rub one out. You gotta see this hot young marine bust his load at the end, it's intense! Then he goes out to say hey and show his cock to Al who's been waiting for him playing my incredibly out-of-tune guitar that I got with the money I made in Bosnia back in the day. That night he was going back to the barracks with Al instead of hanging at my place, so he got in the shower first and washed all the cum off. I would have licked it off but Scott's a little too straight for that.

My 3 buddies Robbie, Steve and Jackson came over to hang out, bbq, and play some beer pong. There's not a lot of nudity in this one, but the guys are a lot of fun.

I think you'll love the three buddies, who came over to my pad to drink, barbque, and ended up (as so many of my buddies do) playing naked beer pong. Robbie, Steve and Jackson are three best buds from the same platoon, Robbie and Steve are actually roommates in the barracks (Jackson lives just a few doors down) and have known each other since MOS school (that's the school where you learn your job after boot camp). They're all sexy guys, but the hottest thing about them is their friendship, which absolutely shines through. Robbie in particular is a little hothead from Brooklyn, who's accent comes out when he gets agitated. He's funny as hell, and it doesn't hurt that he has a tight body and big dick to go with it. Steve has a perfect bubble butt, and Jackson has an adorable Wyoming country boy thing going for him, you can practically still smell the farm on him. These guys are hella comfortable around each other and it shows. The best part of the video for my mind is when Steve, who is an anarchy loving skateboarder, drives us out to the nearest paved road so they can take turns naked skateboarding. Luckily no cars came by!

I've known my buddy Ted for about a year now, great guy, one of the most loyal and true friends you'll ever have. Recently he's been bring some of his buddies over to hang out at the house, because: OFF BASE. Trust ne you have to have been in the military to know how awesome it is just to get off base sometimes. Always happy to help. Marcus is one such buddy, who's been over a few times. He works with Ted and lived a few dors down in the barracks. He's a softspoken 20 yo Kentucky boy with a wild streak, it's not hard to picture him out muddin' in his truck in nothing but shorts, cowboy boots, and a handle of Jack.

Chet is one of those buddies I usually only see out at the bar. We're there every week, so we know each other pretty well, but we had never really hung out at the house before. That changed last Christmas Eve when he came over to chill for a little bit--everyone else took leave for the holidays and there was no one in the barracks to drink beer with except for his roomate who apparently had a girl lined up and wished , so he called me up. Now, not to toot my own horn but I've got a pretty good idea now when one of my buddies is horny and looking for an excuse to get off. Most of the guys in town know that it's cool to do whatever at my pad...and a lot of them I think secretly think it would be hot to rub one out while their buddy watches. And I wasn't wrong.

OK this was kind of a crazy night at the pad. We got t talking about YouTube videos that feature guys playing Guitar Hero naked, which I don't know why it seems like guys really like to play that naked but they do. Look it up on YouTube. Well, they were down for that. Sounds like a good time for this crew! I only included 2 songs because that's al you really need to hear. It's not the same if you're not playing. Anyway this got their competitiveness up, and they decided they wanted to have a J/O competition, like they do sometimes back in the barracks. I was sure Cole was going to win, but I was surprised by the outcome, or in Mark's case, how much cum came out. Wow. As is so often the case, after we shot this we were on our way to a beer pong tournament at a bar, so everybody got in the shower to clean up.

Regular viewers know that there's a spot, not too far from my house, where I like to go naked hiking and shooting (unfortunately, due to CCBill regulations, I cannot show the shooting). Cole heard about this place and wanted me to take him there so we could go naked hiking, which sounded like a lot of fun to me. I told him I would take him but because it is my special spot, I would only take him back there if he let me tape it. Well Cole FUCKING LOVES to be nekkid so there was no problem there. But it meant that he had to come do it directly after he got off duty so the sun would still be out. Cole and I hiked all over the damn place, and had a great time, just being guys hiking around in the desert, throwing shit, looking under rocks and what not. Cole and I are both country boys so we get in to that sort of thing, especially with the wind blowing through our balls. We got cut off rather abruptly though...after we got back to the jeep Cole was horny enough to rub one on on the hood of the car, and I was about to join him, when some asshole came through in his truck. People are finding out about my spot, I'm gonna have to find someplace else for us to run around with our dicks out. Cole was game to drive back to the house naked though. I dared him to do it, but he was like, "You don;t gotta dare me to do nothin', I think that's awesome," and so he did.