Marines getting-giving buzz cuts movies

So if you've been following my SnapChat for a while, you remember back in March when my old buddy Fuckmaster came to visit, at the same time as my buddy Randy. Fuckmaster was one of the most popular guys on here back in the day when he was a Marine here, he's been out for a minute now and blew through town on his way to fuck some chick in Orange County, and your other fave guy Randy happened to be here at the same time. Both of them are huge partiers so I knew we'd get into some trouble with them both here at the same time. But first we needed to get Randy cleaned up. He's only been out for a few months, and was still in that 'free' period where he just wanted to let his hair and beard grow out 'cuz he was finally free. This wouldn't do for hitting the town, so Fuckmaster offered to trim it up for him. Fuckmaster used to cut his First Sergeant's hair back in the day, so he knew what he was doing. Both of these guys hate wearing clothes, so it was easy to get them out of their pants—Fuckmaster was wearing the same clothes from the day before and needed to toss his threads in the washer, Randy didn't want to get hair all in his clothes before he went out. Pretty soon both their big dicks were out. Fuckmaster has always been known for his big shlong, but Randy's uncut cock is def bigger still.

My buddies Mark and George came over, and ended up hanging out too late for George to get his hair back in regs for work the next day.

I shot this video a couple months ago, this was actually the first video I shot with Jack, right after he got out of the brig. Jack and I took a trip back up to the old homestead, where Zack had been living for a minute while he was, er, fixing up the place. You'll see what's up with that in a little bit, but that is why everything is in disarray. Jack had let his hair go while he was behind bars as an act of defiance, but when he got out he decided he needed to get all clean-cut if he was going to look for a job. He hated to do it though. I felt bad for him, but the truth is he looked a lot better when it was all gone. The honors were done by Zack, who did a pretty passable job, and who is always good for wisecracks.

Our final destination on the roadtrip was King's hometown, and when we got there he had called ahead and set up some girls for us to party with...basically drink some beer and try to get laid. We were still staying in a motel 'cuz King had just moved into a new (and very small) pad right before he came on the trip, his only furniture was a 52" plasma TV from Rent-A-Center and a twin bed. Zack and I were the only ones staying in the room but King was hanging out there with us instead of at home because it was more convenient. Plus, we had the alcohol with us. After so much time on the road both of them were feeling kind of shaggy up top and both needed trims rather badly, especially to impress some girls (or so they thought, when we met them later on not so much). However we were seriously running out of time and in typical marine fashion they decided they could give each other quick barracks buzzcuts...what lazy marines do for each other when they need to pass inspection and had been drinking too much to make it to the barber the night before. Every marine is an amateur stylist for this reason ;) Actually they were both going to hit the showers first, then do it, but I reminded them if they did it that way then their hair would be all wet and they'd jam up my clippers. Luckily by this time they were both naked and after so many days on the road together (and wrestling naked in Wells, NV) they were totally comfortable with each other and decided to trim each other up with their balls hanging out. Believe me, I lived in the barracks myself for years and I saw this happen plenty of times, when you're naked with your bros as much as marines are it doesn't even faze them. Zack was up first, with King showing his skills with the clippers. When he was done, they switched and Zack took care of King. Watch the way Zack keeps his hand on King's shoulder while he's working, how close both of their packages come to rubbing on each other's legs, and how casually comfortable they are being naked with each other. Also they're banter is funny as hell, especially when whoever is getting trimmed is warning the trimmer that they'd better not fuck it up. Which to my eyes they do, as far as I can tell they both end up with Moe Howard (Three Stooges, bro) cuts...but they're happy. I won't lie they both went to Wal-Mart and professionals do it the next day, and I couldn't blame them. Anyway, we ended up with a pile of hair on the floor, and both of them ended up in the shower together. We only had like 10 minutes to get ready and get out of there (well they did, I had got ready earlier so I had plenty of time). They had already showered together when (and because) they had been drinking, so it wasn't weird for them to hop in there together. In fact, I sort of got the impression that they both liked it. That's it...we ran out the door with a quickness and got to the girls just in time. Both girls commented on the buzzcuts and the guys had a laugh telling them how they came about. I think the humor was what got them laid, because they both got lucky that night.

This video is unlike any other. Three straight guys and I set off on a serious roadtrip recently. No half-assed drive to the next town, we ended up going all the way cross country, stopping at Mardi Gras in New Orleans along the way and having many wild adventures. All three are straight and all three got laid on this trip; Josh kept us all awake fucking a girl he brought back to the room in Austin, TX, Scott fucked a girl in the crawlspace under a house at Mardi Gras, and Chuck actually got laid twice on this trip, lucky bastard. It was an epic trip, not all of it good. We lost Josh for two days at Mardi Gras when he wandered into a bar looking for chicks--we even ended up calling the coroner looking for him, describing his identifying tattoos which you will see, two .45 revolvers pointing into his crotch with "Irish" between them, and "USMC" (what the guys call a "stupid stamp") on his back. He eventually found his way home, but then we lost Chuck a few days later when he ended up going home with a fat chick and not telling anyone. We saw aligators in Florida, hung out at the beach, and drank lots and lots of alcohol. I'll have to write a book about it or something someday, it was huge. And of course I had my video cameras with me. It started out as just a trip with friends, so I don't have nearly as much videos as you would think. the guys weren't comfortable being filmed at every turn, and money was tight so only a few highlites of the trip made it to tape. I've put as much of the non-pornographic ones as I could up in the bonus videos section. There's clips of us from before we left, some clips of Scott and Chick watching a Mardi Gras parade, and some clips of us partying at a motel pool. Inevitably though, some crazy shit happened, especially near the end of the trip when we had spent almost 30 straight days with each other and were about as comfortable as we could get, and the trip was coming to an end so more alcohol was being consumed and emotions were running high. The guys have this drink they mix up out of vodka, Gatorade, and Monster brand energy drink that will knock you right flat on your ass, or make you want to run around naked and do crazy stuff. This video happened on our next-to-last day on the road. We were coming back from Florida and making good time across the US, driving almost two days non-stop. That was just too much time in the car though, so we ended up stopping at a little budget motel out I'm not going to say where. I had the camera out 'cuz I figured I might as well get some of the trip on tape, and that inspired our buddy Chuck to keep dropping his shorts. Eventually he discarded them altogether and started running around the motel room in the all-together. There's some FREE non-porno clips in the bonus videos section from this day as well of the guys creating a serious disturbance...the motel owners actually came outside and told us to quiet down. Good luck on that one! This video starts out with an edited version of the road-trip clips, the full versions of which are in bonus videos area, just to show that we were on a real road trip before got to the budget motel. The fun starts when Chuck and Josh start playing a game in which if one flashes the other with his balls and the other looks, he gets kicked in the ass. First Scott helps Chuck get Josh, then Chuck and Josh end up wrestling. The game continues when the guys head out to the pool, where they end up mooning each other and flashing their nuts at each other and the whole world. Its a wonder they didn't get the cops called on us. The fun continues inside when Chuck basically decides he doesn't want to wear clothes anymore. He's been drinking, it's hot as fuck in the room, and we've all seen each other naked plenty of times by now, so it's not even that weird. There's too much that happens to describe it all, but you can get a pretty good idea from the preview video. These guys are not gay at all, so there is not one hard dick in this entire video, but there is plenty of naked horseplay as the copious amounts of alcohol remove all of Chuck's inhibitions. He opens the door and shows his junk to the whole world. He attacks Josh with a safety razor, all naked. He and Josh shine boots naked, and Chuck is still naked when they block their hair before going out to the bars. Once again this is the real deal. Lots of sites will hire guys and try to convince you that they're straight and that they're friends. Because they're gay porn actors they'll jerk off together and do whatever. These guys are real friends, and they are really straight, so they won't touch each other. Scott never even gets naked except to moon Charlie for a second, he spends most of this video trying to order a pizza amid total alcohol-fueled naked mayhem. This is the road trip you wish you had been on, and the video you'll have to watch if you like real straight buddies hanging out naked with each other. The next update shows what happens later that night: They come back trashed, and Chuck passes out. Meanehile, Josh is so horny from all the girls he saw out that he fucks a blow up doll and then jerks off while his friends are all asleep.

I have known my buddy King for more than a year now. He's a great guy, and we really enjoy hanging out together. We usually go drinking and chasing girls, but one crazy weekend it became something more. Luckily King is a total exhibitionist and actually wanted the whole thing taped. The whole evening started with us trying to convince a girl to come over. Occasionally you can hear us talking about this, and in fact I Made King tell the whole story of what happened on tape (he's naked, so you have something to watch while he tells the story). We have a mutual friend named Monica who was supposed to come over and we were all going to have a little fuck session, but she bailed on us (turned out later it was all a mix-up). King and I ended up at a bar and we started buying each other shots, and it was all downhill from there. We had had a fight recently--over a girl--and hadn't even spoken to each other for about 2 weeks prior. Now we had made up though and it was all about proving that we were still bros. We're pretty tight friends, and often when we get going it's hard to get a word in edgewise with us. Now we were making up for lost time. When we stumbled home we had our arms around each other's shoulders. We had been drinking enough that when he had to piss, he just whipped his cock out and let it flow as we were walking down the street. When we got back to my pad he started bitching about there not being any pussy for us. \"But I have pussy for us!\" I said. I have a Futurotic Pussy and Ass molded off of porn star Tera Patrick which looks almost like the real thing. I told him that if he fucked it on camera that it would go a long way to repaying the debt he owed me (part of the problem with the girl, long story). Being horny enough to fuck just about any pussy that's put in front of him, he readily agrees. King is an exhibitionist by nature. He loves to be naked and he loves to show off. It doesn't take much convincing to get him to do this. Besides, we've been friends for a long time, and we've fucked girls together before. There is absolutely no shyness between us, in fact we're maybe more comfortable when we're naked than with our clothes on. We're well matched as friends that way. Sometimes when it gets really hot (we live in the desert) we end up naked anyway. So the video starts out with us just hanging out naked at my house. Somehow he gets it into his head that he needs to shave his balls...I disagree but just try and convince him otherwise. After a brief commentary from him on how we ended up with a plastic pussy instead of the real thing, we head to the bathroom to shave him. Then for some reason he gets it into his head to shave his entire body, from top to bottom. And for some reason, I get it into my head to tell him that I'm going to be the one doing the shaving. I originally only meant to shave his chest, I was going to let him shave his own balls...I mean we're tight, tight enough to be naked together, but I didn't think we were that tight. I was more than a little surprised when he indicated I should continue south. I was even more surprised when he turned around and told me to shave his ass. Something about being on video just inspired us to go further and further. That led to us getting in the shower together, where he again surprised me by asking me to bic his balls, so he wouldn't \"cut himself\". Which is ironic because I got nervous and cut his balls with the bic...whoops! It was worth it though. Then I washed him off myself, top to bottom, including his ass. And yet there was nothing weird or strange about rubbing down my buddy for the first time. In fact it felt great. I think it might have freaked him out some, you'll have to watch the video to see his reaction. Afterwards we went back out to my living room where the porn was playing. He makes an attempt at fucking the fake pussy and ass, but it's hard to get a good angle one it, it's definitely not like the real thing. He eventually decides to sit back and use it like a masturbator. I can't resist rubbing his huge goose-egg sized balls while he does this, and he doesn't stop me. Unfortunately we were both too 'tired' to finish and when he went to sleep I crawled in with him, dreaming about the next time we would get to play together. I didn't have to wait long!