Marines uncut movies

So if you've been following my SnapChat for a while, you remember back in March when my old buddy Fuckmaster came to visit, at the same time as my buddy Randy. Fuckmaster was one of the most popular guys on here back in the day when he was a Marine here, he's been out for a minute now and blew through town on his way to fuck some chick in Orange County, and your other fave guy Randy happened to be here at the same time. Both of them are huge partiers so I knew we'd get into some trouble with them both here at the same time. But first we needed to get Randy cleaned up. He's only been out for a few months, and was still in that 'free' period where he just wanted to let his hair and beard grow out 'cuz he was finally free. This wouldn't do for hitting the town, so Fuckmaster offered to trim it up for him. Fuckmaster used to cut his First Sergeant's hair back in the day, so he knew what he was doing. Both of these guys hate wearing clothes, so it was easy to get them out of their pants—Fuckmaster was wearing the same clothes from the day before and needed to toss his threads in the washer, Randy didn't want to get hair all in his clothes before he went out. Pretty soon both their big dicks were out. Fuckmaster has always been known for his big shlong, but Randy's uncut cock is def bigger still.

So Randy and I had reason to head down the hill to grab a part for his vehicle, and he was feeling particularly horny...and we had been talking about how much fun it was to go naked driving, and I had a pretty good idea that I'd be able to talk him into it. As it turns out, I didn't have to talk him into anything, not even jerking off while we were riding down the highway. He was charged up and ready to go, and so was my new GoPro which I told him I wanted to test out. Off we went, with his dog Roxy with us the whole time in the back seat. It was a hot day, with the sun beating down, so Randy decided to start off as close to naked as he could get and still be legal to walk around outside—in his Silkies. We stopped at a car wash first and he gave his car a rinse...all of it live on my private snaps. On the way down, Randy smoked a cigarette, and started playing with himself, leading me to remind him that he said he wanted to get naked. Sure nuff soon as we were out of town, the Silkies came off. He put his shoes back on though, so he's 'nekkid', not 'naked'. Drivin along passing people, he worried for a minute that people were going to get a view. As hot as that would be, people really can't see in that low, even in a tall SUV. Little did those people know that when they looked over and saw a dude taping his shirtless buddy, his buddy wasn't just shirtless. Trucks might be able to see in, but they've seen so much worse, no trucker is gonna give two fucks about what we're doing. I was just happy I got his Silkies off, but the excitement of it all got to him and he said he wanted to jerk off too but he hasn't fapped in a week so it gonna be a "fat fuckin' load". Not a problem, brother. Such a huge load that he's a little concerned the shirt he was wearing which he plans to use as a cum towel won't be able to soak it all up. I convinced him that no one cared. Randy Jokes that he has to pick his dad up the next day and his dad is gonna complain about the sex smell. I said we got Febreeze so no worries. Then we get on the highway, and the sexual tension of being fee on the road nd not having jerked it in so long becomes too much to bear. With cars passing by in the very next lane, his cock instantly comes to attention. You can see how much he's enjoying this new experience, as he mouths "This is so hot" as we drive down the road. In far too short a time (can you blame him, the situation is so hot it's overwhelming) his pace quickens and he bust a HUGE load, one of the biggest ever on MSB. I think only Mark has ever spurted out more hot cum than Randy. He wasn't wrong either, thick ropey puddles of it are everywhere. He says "I think I got my ear!" and "That was the best orgasm ever." And you get to watch. His girlfriend called right afterwards, too, lol. Unfortunately, as much fun as we were having, we had a schedule to keep, so Randy pulled over and put his Silkies back on so we could head to our buddy's place and get his oil changed. That video is coming soon! Best line of the whole trip: "Oh yeah, it definitely smells like jizz in my car."

OK, for those of you on my public Snapchat (msb_joe), you met Randy here a while ago, and you've been following his crazy antics and out friendship for a minute now. If you're not on my Snapchat (again, just do a search for 'msb_joe') you've been missing out big time. A note about my Snapchats. I have two accounts, one of them ('msb_joe') is free for everybody. That's the one where you can follow along with me as I hang out with these awesome Marines in my daily life. The other is my private account, where I show everything. Members of MyStraightBuddy get access to my private snaps. If you had both, you would have seen Randy and I talke a roadtrip back to his hometown together on my regular Snaps, and then Randy naked taking a shower at the motel we stopped at along the way. If you were on my public snapchat you would have seen the huge party that led up to this. It was a giant blowout in my buddy's garage, Randy and a bunch of other Marines got shirtless in front of everyone playing beer pong and it was hot af. Next day I took the table back to my house, and set it up in my living room so a few friends could come over and play. And after that was all over, Randy got off duty and wanted to play, so I said sure. Randy had been talking all night about naked/strip beer pong so I had a good feeling that something would go down, meaning his jeans. When you see that huge cock, something of yours will go up! Oh yeah Randy has a big old dick. Randy brought his girl with him, and you can hear her in the background as well as see his reactions when she takes off her top and shakes her tits at him. You don't ever actually see her, though. Randy has a magnificent body, huge dick, a great personality and is straight as hell. It doesn't take long for all of Randy's few clothes to come off, and he's all about showing off his hotness.

Nick, having just watched his buddy Brennan get so horned up over a porn magazine that he had to rub one out (we got to watch too in last week's video Jerk Off Buddies), realizes that he's horny too and doesn't want to be left out of the fun. Coming to a conclusion that everyone else came to long ago, Nick decides that he should drop his drawers and play with his dick, too, cuz it looked like a lot of fun when his buddy did it and Nick is def not shy about showing his dick, as you well know. Soon Nick is stretched out comfortably across the couch, never mind that his buddy is still sitting there in his hot red boxers. Brennan hands over the Fleshjack and Nick goes to town pleasuring himself right in front of his buddy. These two marines have been to Afghanistan together so they don't give a fuck. Nick, seeing how much fun Brennan had with the fake ass, decides to give that a try, and Brennan, despite having already jerked off three times that day, including just 30 minutes before in front of his best friend Nick, says he'll race him. And sure enough, he wins. The man is a machine. Nick still has a minute to go. Brennan for his part doesn't bother to put on clothes, except for a cowboy hat. Totally comfortable being naked with his buddy, his huge uncut cock swinging as he watches Nick come to a huge spurting climax, and then even washes his buddy's back in the shower like a true friend.

This was actually the first video I shot with Nick and Brennan, but because I was so eager to show you the wrestling videos it got out of order. Nick and Brennan stopped by after duty because neither of them wanted to go home just yet because they were both have trouble getting their women to understand that sometimes a guy just needs to jerk off to some porn. Girls just don't get that for some reason—but I sure do. Nick actually started this video off by picking up my camera, which I was slacking on. As you can tell by now Nick loves the camera—he just likes the attention, I think—but once it was one I wasn't about to turn it off because you can vcut the horniness in the air with a knife. Both Nick and Brennan have been weightlifting a lot recently and I think it's jacked their testosterone levels because it's not but a few minutes of looking at a porn mag that Brennan is rock hard. Nick suggests that Brennan should try Nick's favorite toy, the fleshjack, and Brennan agrees that it's pretty awesome. However in the end it just makes him want to fuck the fake pussy, which Nick didn't even realize he wanted to fuck until Brennan said so. Nick has to hold back and watch as Brennan smoothly pumps the plastic ass like a Cassanova, and then sprays cum in front of a mirror before getting in the shower, where ever the good bro, Nick is waiting with a cold one.

After watching Robbie and Steve's amateur hour wrestling, Nick and Brennan decided to step up and show the kids how the men do things. Nick and Brennan are both much larger, and much more skilled, so this round is that much more intense. Robbie and Steve stuck around to watch, and although Robbie is giving out instruction the whole time I'm not sure Nick or Brennan were listening to anything he had to say, both of those guys seem to know what they're doing. If you wrestled either one of them you'd lose pretty quick, is what I'm saying, but you might not mind. Brennan is a 23 yo Marine from New Jersey. He and Nick have been buddies for years, and have deployed to Afghanistan together. You can tell when you watch the incredible chemistry between these two hot, muscular hunks--it's off the charts! Nick has a girlfriend and Brennan is married, but these two hot straight marines are totally comfortable being naked with each other. They all live together in Nick's house and they both assure Joe that it's just like this at home. Brennan may be all muscles, but Nick has the weight and the skills, and he easily takes down Brennan 3 out of 4 rounds. Hot and sweaty, they climb in the shower which is where things start to get really good!

Almost 50 minutes of pure straight marine craziness. Chrissie is almost wore out but the boys are ready to make the full march. As Jersey puts it, "We're brothers forever after this!"

Four of my best bros came over to hang out after the bars closed. Female Marine Chrissie was there, and boy does that girl love some dick and my four horny marine buddies were ready to oblige.