the story of the 29 palms Marine Corps porn scandal

It was the call I dreaded to get. "Hey Joe it's Nick. My command found out, I gotta go in and talk to C.I.D. in an hour."

My heart sank. Nick and I had been friends for years before I finally got him on video for My Straight Buddy. He had come back from Afghanistan from his 2nd tour (this was back when Afghanistan was hot) ready to get crazy and have some fun, and we ended up drinking and spending most of the day naked with each other, and he had been working out pretty hard over there and wanted to show off his hot body. I will never forget him flopping naked on his couch saying, "It's awesome how comfortable we are with each other." Indeed.

Nick and I, like most of the guys you see on this site, we're really close friends and very comfortable with each other, which is what makes My Straight Buddy such a different site for marine videos—the guys you see on here are my actual marine buddies and often they know each other as well as me because we all hang out together.

Nick and I partied together, drank together, played pool together, and when he was in Afghanistan I sent him a huge care package. And he fucking loved having a buddy he could hang his dick out with. Like many marines, Nick hated wearing clothes and when the guys would find out that I hated clothes too, they would step right out of their shorts. Pretty soon it was hard to get him to keep his clothes on, almost. Not that I minded.

Some of my very best videos were when he brought his buddy Brennan over. Brennan was his roommate, together they lived in the house you see in some of Nick's video (Nick got married right before he went overseas, bought a house, and came back to find that the wife had been fucking some guy in his bed while he was gone, which may help explain some of his wild side). Nick and Brennan were in the same unit, had been to Afghanistan together, and were if anything even more comfortable together than Nick and I were, because they had been to war together.

Nick and Brennan ended up in a couple of my videos, wrestling, jerking off together, taking a shower together. It was the last one that got them in trouble. Someone from their unit ran across a pic of them in the shower together that someone had chopped the bottom off of, which made it look like they were jerking each other off. Now as much as you would love to see these guys jerking each other off, they're straight. Nick had been married (and is married and has a son now) and Brennan was married at the time, he and his wife lived in a room in Nick's house. So when the is guy from their unit saw it, he called her up and told her that her husband was fucking his best friend.

Not even true, but try telling a barracks-full of marines that.

This got them all got posted on Facebook, on several different pages (POG BOOT FUCKS and JUST THE TIP (of the spear) run by individual marine grunts who hate life and other people. Comments began to circulate like, "If you want to see your Senior Marines doing gay porn, go to My Straight Buddy." Because a lot of these guys were senior marines, Nick had just completed his sergeants course. And this the shit started to hit the fan.

Because 29 Palms is such a small little base, news spread quickly. A lot of the other guys in recent videos (covering like, over a year) were all from the same tank battalion. One buddy introduces another buddy and pretty soon everyone's hanging out at your house. Well a whole bunch of them got in trouble as well. Several of them had deployed and almost got called back from overseas.

In one of the videos, two tanker buddies had got all liquored up and one got dared into giving the other a lapdance. Then they all had a jerk off contest, and the losers had to take a shower together.

Unfortunately the result is after that I could not in good conscience post any more videos of my straight marine buddies running around naked, wrestling, showering together and all the other awesome things that they love doing at my house. I'm leaving these videos up, because C.I.D. and NCIS know all about them anyway, the damage is done. My Straight Buddy.

Apparently a lot of marines DID want to see their seniors naked though, because my sales spiked for a minute when some of the guys in the barracks signed up to see their buddies' cocks. I bet for some junior marines who had a crush on their hot sergeants, that was the best day of their lives.